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Pov You, the Evil wizard are flooding the Barbarian's brain with horrific knowledge beyond their compression. (they don't get it)

When two druids team up:

Party: I think we're on the right path The DM describing the path: STOSTIST STORY STOSTOSTOST STOP

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How is it my responsibility to create a character that works well with the group? /s

Dear Player, you claim that it's what your character would do and are therefore not responsible for ruining everyons fun. Yet you created said character. How curious. Dungeon Master DMa the last 17 Campaigns Turning Point DnD

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gotta hurt

Is a d4 a lot of damage? Depends on the context. Roll it? No. Step on it? Yes

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Its the only way to know.

Tell me about, your parents They play D&D I'm calling to offer you cheap dice No thanks, I already have enough your foster parents are dead

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The Florida man, agent of chaos 5e

FLORIDIAN Much like tieflings carry the essence of Asmodeus, the floridians are descendants of a human bloodline cursed by the trickery domain. A floridian parent will pass along this curse to any and all offspring they create. Anyone born to at least one floridian parent is destined to become an agent of chaos themselves. FLORIDIAN TRAITS As a floridian, your traits combine thone of a human with uncanny traits provided by your chaotic nature. Ability Score Incrcase. Your Constitution score increases by 2 and two other ability scores of your choice increase by 1. Age. Floridians age similar to humans and live less than a century. However, they are likely to perish to an accidental mishap before they reach old age. Alignment. Floridians are entirely chaotic with no discernible logic to their actions. Their intentions are difficult to discern but can lecad to results of any alignment. Size, Floridians are approximately the same height as humans, though their weight is usually above average. Your size is Medium. Speed. Your base walking speed is 30 feet. Hold my Beer. You have the uncanny ability to succeed in the least likely of circumstances. When you fail an attack roll or ability check that you rolled with disadvantage, you can choose to take the higher of the rolls instead potentially turning the fallure into a success. You must finish a long rest before you can do so again. Muddled Thoughts. You have advantage on saving throws against being charmed and your mind cannot be read by magic. Reptike Wrangler. Whenever you make a Wisdom (Animal Handling) check to handle a reptilian beast, you are considered proficient in the Animal Handling skill and add double your proficiency bonus to the check, instead of your normal proficiency bonus. Languages. You can just barely speak, read and write Common and one other language of your choice. You can understand the ramblings of intoxicated creatures as long as they're in a language you know. Art by Blaz Porenta, created by Alice Witchfire

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Behold the Combat Wheelchair! Basically a legendary item that can be bought for less then the price of chainmail!

O Anonymous 01/15/21(Fri)17:36:44 No.76979492 >>76979503 >>76979506 >>76979682 >>76979874 >>76979892 >>76980000 >>76980107 >>76979354 >The more I read the worse it gets. >1) Buying the wheelchair GRANTS you proficiency in Land vehicles and Tinker tools. That's right, not 18-20 weeks of study and tutors, but BUYING a wheelchair grants you the knowledge to proficiently maneuver wagons and craft works of artifice >2) It NEGATES difficult terrain of any kind, due to the "Tough Terrain Tyres and Wheel Chains." for a 30gp upgrade you can drive ON WATER. >3) Thanks to the Beacon stone, as a standard feature of all chairs, you can move it mentally with no action or requirement from you, further more, this movement includes FLIGHT, it can move up to 30ft vertically with no action or investment! >4) It comes with a built in mace by driving over peoples feet, that you an use your Dex to attack with! The only one in the game! Plus more damage if they are prone! >5) Impoperly worded attack that claims to require a 10ft run up, but actually has 10ft reach, you can use your wheels as a POLEARM that also knocks people prone if you're going downhilI! >6) If you are moving downhill, you can just choose to gain double-speed! The only drawback is that you have to spend your action to slow your speed by 10ft per action. So if you choose to cruise downhill for that extra 30ft movement, remember that it will take you 6 rounds and 200ft of runway to slow down. How f------ dumb. >7) Free advantage vs being knocked prone! Can't be knocked prone because the wheelchair has 5 wheels! So stable! Another drawback though so it's totally balanced, it takes your entire move, rather than half move to "Stand up" from prone. >All of this for 20gp! That's right, for the price of 2 cows, you too can ignore all difficult terrain (When you're not flying that is!) while also becoming a master tinkerer and caravaneer! But wait, there is more! O Anonymous 01/15/21(Fri)17:37:46 No.76979503 >>76979523 >76979566 >>76979682 >>76979874 >>76979892 >>76980070 >>76980107 >>76979492 >>76979354 >For a mere 30gp you can get "Agile suspension!" which gives flat ADVANTAGE on dex saves! F--- yeah! Wizards will HATE you as this upgrade makes you impossible to hit with fireball at the premium of "The pocket change from the first 5 goblins you killed"! >Armour plates that give you just a flat +2AC! Only 50gp for a flat +2AC! All those Paladins wearing their enchanted +2 armour are chumps, for less than the price of your rogues crossbow, you just get +2AC! Which stacks with all other enhancements! It does come with disadvantage on Dex saving throws and stealth checks for some reason, but hey just buy other upgrades to ignore that! >For another 30gp it floats on water, which is dumb because it already FLOATS IN THE AIR for FREE! >Razorwheels, because everyone complained that you can't get a Dex-based greatsword but here it is, the only one in the game! >Oh, and to tap it all off, don't forget the "Supression tires!" You know like gun silences? These on wheels! They give advantage on stealth checks for 25gp! F------ ADVANTAGE! Outstealth your rogue because you've got quiet wheels! Other chumps have to spend hundreds of gold on things like "Boots of Elvenkind" when they could have just been a f------ cripple, you'd think being confined to a wheelchair might make it harder for you to find a sneaky place to hide, but you're wrong! >So for the low low price of 75gp you can have advantage on dex saving throws, stealth checks, any save vs being knocked prone and the ability of FLIGHT! You know what else costs 75gp? Starter chainmail for any and every class.

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It seems like making dungeons "accessible" kinda defeats the purpose

Dungeons & Dragons kicks off 2021 with its first wheelchair- accessible dungeon Candlekeep Adventures includes 17 adventures from 19 different designers By Charlie Hall | @Charlie_L_Hall | Jan 12, 2021, 1:00pm EST f V C SHARE

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Even experienced, grizzled d&d adventurers who have survived the Tomb of Annihilation know about the terrors of the Tomb of Bobo!

"Tomb of Bobo" BEYOND Let's go back to that demon skull cave. Aukemckay

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breakfast dice pancake

20 20 THINKOH333

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coffee dice

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plushie dice

81 13 6.

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Half-orc barbarian

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