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The Dark Virgin The Mordegon, Lord of Chadows Is the superior half of the Wizard Morcant, embracing Main color is Red Face is both totally original and fearsomely chiseled, could probably evil, could make the Seer chop down Yggdrasil with his chin alone the power and chadliness of Face is just Jiren's but blue and fat (Menacing, elicits images of the rivers he fills with the Proudly shows his face for all to see, one glance gets monster Stacies wet instantly Too ashamed of his ugly mug to be seen without his mask his bitch easily Main color is Green (not menacing, potential environmentalist or vegan) bodies of his enemies) Body equally original and more Wields the Sword of Body is just Perfect Cell's but with no hands Commands the muscular tha Drustan and Shadows with one hand power of the six orbs of Yggdrasil's altar, further showing his dominion over all Hendrik combined Relies on some puny shadow shroud to be tough, practically powerless once the Brad Luminary comes by and shines a fancy light on him Doesn't need a nose, if he did have one, he could scratch it all day Couldn't scratch his nose if he had one Can't j------- so his balls are as Erdrea Tried to off the Stacy Yggdragon, just created Yggdrasil and did more good than bad in the end Made Yggdrasil his bitch, then dumped her so hard he ended the old world before Has to get Indignus and Jasper to fend off the hordes of Succubitches that wanna hop his Big Black Sword of Shadows blue as his face Optimal form, imposingly muscular yet sleek enough to need but one hitbox So fat that each of Lives in the Fortress of rebuilding it in his image Summons Darklings, shows his own self-image is still just a puny powerless little thing Fear, a massive floating castle that entirely his arms have Summons the Chadow of Chadows, shows his self-image is just as grand and glorious as he really is separate hitboxes Always skips leg day, has to live in space so that his legs don't break in zero-g replaces Yggdrasil in the sky, strikes awe/fear in all who see it, and serves as haven Spent most of the game as some nameless dark tockle, Can fly, but never skips leg day, keeps his radical dino-legs at peak performance Spent most of the game as the literal King of the most powerful nation in Erdrea, and then the King of the whole world, seen many times and strikes awe/fear in all onlookers every time. only ever seen three times Only emotional moment was corrupting Morcant, even then only as backstory for Mordegon Technically only bested once because of time travel for metal king slimes from brutal ground- dwelling murderhobos Bested by Humans twice Literal Giant Space Extremely emotionally fulfilling to defeat Referenced numerous times throughout the story, excellent foreshadowing and plot ties to numerous backstories, probably the only reason so many acters and wonderful moments are Flea from Nowhere Needed to use time travel Lives in a Causes more emotional moments in to get his true power back generic floating ball of darkness the game than arguably the rest of the cast combined, singlehandedly. colorful Not as emotionally fulfilling to defeat as the Chad Mordegon The Brad Luminary needed to use Deus Ex Machina time travel to even begin to undo the damage the Chad Mordegon caused during his reign involved with the Luminary's quest at all Even after his death, his reign permanently altered Erdrea's map, a over some old ruins constant reminder of who he is

The Dark Virgin vs The Mordegon, Lord of Chadows


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Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon
Menial life as a construction worker The Virgin Emmet Nemesis is basically just if Will Ferrell was Donald Trump Not even created by The LEGO Company Nobody knows, let alone cares that he exists Drives a bland, tiny car that doesn't have any relevance to his movie The Chad Powers Drives a stylish spy car that made a cool driving scene during the opening credits Exciting life as an explorer Nemesis is a murderous, tyrannical wizard, whomst he verbally and physically bitch slapped Cucked by Batman Needs to be surrounded by Master Builders to survive Has never had an original, creative thought in his life Eventually turns evil Insufferable yes man Everybody knows and idolizes him Gets all the p---- in LEGO City A real LEGO mascot Stays good throughout his adventures Doesn't need a team to survive, only accepts them because his boss forced him to Oozes godlike creativity from his greasy, jet-black hair Does s--- his way, says yes to no man, woman, child, troll, or rock monster
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