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File: c5b41fdc0e763ebaacabb185e(...).png (65 KB, 420x280) Anonymous 02/12/21(Fri)09:30:15 No.847182344 >>847182527 >>847182622 >Be me >wagecuck beta >working a s----- corporate finance job >today is Jessica's birthday >whocares.jfif >there's like 5 Jessicas how russians use voice chat >our manager makes us join a Zoom call with cameras on because corporate autism >"Happy Birthday to you, Jessica!!! OMG!!" >"Everyone, now let's each wish Jessica something, that starts with a letter J"! >areyoufuckingkiddingme.webm >everyone wishes normie s--- like 'jolliness' and 'joy' >how can you be joyful while stuck in this awful meeting >but then it happened >it was some grill's from accounting turn to give her corporate-mandated letter J wish >and I kid you f------ not >she leans in to her corporate-issued PC microphone as close as possible and just >"JET PLANE FLYING" >absolute riot >sounds like pic related >Russian voicecoms on CSGO >I swear I could hear "Rush audit team, finance in mid" in the background >Jessica just hits us with the :) >silence for a few seconds >"A brand new Jeep!", exclaims Dave from tax >the corporate wagecuckery continues Thank you, random grill from accounting, for brightening this morning for just a few glorious seconds, you absolute memelord

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.
Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI
: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"
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