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Anon Joins the 4chan Cinematic Universe | /r/Greentext
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![File: 1577745789084.png (57 KB, 275x280) U Anonymous 02/07/21(Sun)04:58:01 No.62216541 [Reply] >>62216747 >>62216753 >be me >hear that celebrity i really look up to is in the area >guy is a sports legend and a master of his craft >spend a full day looking for him >no luck >go home, go to sleep, hope next day i can meet him >next day comes, i am in the middle of class on zoom >dad calls >hes at a food truck next to where he works >immediately leave class >look for sharpie to let him sign my bag >grab first one i see >drive as fast as i can to go meet him >meet the guy >super cool guy who commented on another legend he was signing next to >got a picture with me >day is good >look down at sharpie he signed with afterwards >mfw i realize its the sharpie i would finger myself with >i just made this sports legend sign my bag with a sharpie that i used as a sex toy](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/014/462/b7c.jpg "Let the write one in | /r/Greentext")
![File: db2.png (114 KB, 662x598) /b/ Anonymous 01/29/21(Fri)00:30:53 No.846000241 [Reply] l te mitis Greentexts thread of s--- that happened in school, i'll start. >Be me >be in sophomore year >new kid joins >Lets call him dave >Dave is from britain, his family moved here due to his parents wanting to move there >We get along well, he introduces me to hearts of iron 4, we have fun on that game. >He's many things, a sciencefag, to his own admission an autist >but one thing that doesnt jive with the school is his british nationalism >He got sent out of history multiple times due to him going on rants about the british empire >Our school used to have us do the pledge of alliegiance optionally every homeroom >Eventually they made it mandatory, Dave refused to do it multiple times and kept getting sent out >Skip forward some weeks >In homeroom >ahshitherewegoagain.png >Dave for some reason stands up ready to do the pledge, i notice his left hand reach into his pocket tho >Suddenly notice the mini speaker on his desk >The pledge is immediatedly drowned out by Dave playing the instrumentals to rule britannia while singing it at the top of his lungs >Topkek He got suspended for it but according to him it was worth it. pic unrelated](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/014/460/6d1.jpg "Freedom found | /r/Greentext")
![File: 1595158678641.png (84 KB, 998x970) Anonymous 02/07/21(Sun)09:54:59 No.62216521 [Reply] >made enough money in crypto to live out my wildest fantasies and weirdest fetishes >can finally get a girl to break my neck and kill me with her thighs Anonymous 02/07/21(Sun)10:39:35 No.62216899 File: 1495807847036.jpg (9 KB, 174x290) >>62216942 Any advice getting into crypto?](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/014/413/e4c.png "anon gets into cypto | /r/Greentext")
