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File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

Anonymous (ID: Lvuvmf4p 11/21/24(Thu)03:45:24 No.489109549 16 KB JPG >4chan known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >X known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >reddit known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center >bluesky quickly becoming known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center Really makes you think.

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Anon has lucid dreams | /r/Greentext

>read a thread on a ritual that supposedly allows you to lucid dream >attempt it >it actually works >l can lucid dream 56 KB JPG >all I have to do is say something and it happens >if I say "I can fly" I can fly >if I were to say “I used to be President" | immediately flashback to my time in office >other characters appear in my dream >they start having flashbacks of their own >l can't control them >l have to stick to the script until their flashbacks are over >Peter Griffin is a character in my dreams >l have no power over him >every time he has a flashback I'm force to play along >every night I'm trapped in an episode of Family Guy >become terrified of sleeping >eventually my body caves and I fall asleep >every night I'm subjected to a hellscape of pop culture references and poop jokes

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Anon loses his family | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/13/17(Thu)23:08:41 No.738807804 >be me >riding my motorcycle >get hit by a car >damn it hurts but I walk it off >the girl that hit me is hammered >call 911 because she has a 60 KB JPG massive gash on her head >she's off to the ambulance >after the crash we get to know each other >she's tall, blonde and cute >we begin to date after 6 months of talking >3 years later >got married and my wife just got pregnant. We have a house on the bottom of a beautiful hill >reminds me of Bliss >kek >1 year later >my 3 month old son is growing so fast. >drive him to the doctor's office for a checkup >turn left >a car heading towards me >l swerve out of the way holding my son >l wake up in a hospital >I had gotten into a motorcycle crash 3 weeks ago >but wasn't In a car? >been in a coma the whole time >l ask what happened to the driver >she died I want my family back.

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Anon’s friend was a racecar driver | /r/Greentext

>be me >cruising through town one day, clearing my mind >driving towards my friend Jerry's place >decide to stop by >his 442 is in the driveway, 143 KB JPG completely f------ destroyed >concern.jpg >get out of my car and take a closer look at his car >nothing more than sheetmetal and bolts now >l can only tell it's his car because of the Bocephus sticker he had on it >his wife comes out, crying >"anon... it's Jerry... he..." >My heart sinks, I know exactly what she's about to say >"he had to many cold beers one night and... he wrapped himself around a telephone pole" >jerry was a racecar driver >he drove so god damn fast >never won no checkered flags but never did come in last >godspeed, you glorious f-----

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Anon Swallows The Red Pill And Loses Everyone He Held Close | /r/Greentext

1:23 1 l LTE I A boards.4chan.org : Anonymous (ID: OnvDzb0E Turned 30 a couple days ago. N(...) 01/25/21(Mon)23:42:28 No.305114337 >be me >pursue career in cutting-edge tech >get job with contractor making just under $100k as a starting salary >move to lefty state to work >after 6 months of enjoying the job and environment greatly, buy a house >girlfriend of 3 years gets washed, breaks up with me (unironically) because I watched Joe Rogan at the time 1.32 MB GIF and she thought I was turning "far-right". >she dumps me and moves out right after we move to this new city. >COVID hits >working from home for 8 months in a new city >can't go out and make friends >a few months ago I defend some local rando on jewbook while he's making a claim that nationalism =/= racism. >my two childhood best friends remove me without a word, have been ignoring me since then. >find out ex is still in the city we moved to, just got engaged to some handsome lefty c--- >family falling apart because of political garbage. my 80 year old parents are suddenly cut off from seeing their grandkids because my sister-in-law told them "grandma and grandpa support terrorism" or some s---. >MFW I turned 30 two days ago and I have less friends than I've ever had, and less romantic prospects than I've ever had, and I'm stuck in a city I don't know with a house I just purchased, all the while trying to float my boomer parents depression because I'm the only one willing to talk to them. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text. 92 Replies / 14 Images View Thread

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Grug's Rock Coin | /r/Greentext

File: thinking.jpg (20 KB, 353x400) O Anonymous 01/26/21(Tue)01:41:34 No.845780548 [Reply] ► >be I grug >go to stone market >invest in rock coin >rock coin no go up >sell rock coin >5 winter later rock coin up >lose stones >ladybunga not unga with grunga >what do

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Anon buys burgers | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/02/17(Fri)21:42:54 No.9005626 nuggets.jpg 478 KB JPG What is your largest fast food order? : Anonymous 06/03/17(Sat)00:25:47 No.9006160 >>9005626 (OP) i was in the phillipines and ordered 30 yum burgers from jollibees because they were so cheap my action caused a huge scene because i was in a remote city that rarely sees white people, and the magnitude of burgers i ordered >>9006183 # 229006205 # : Anonymous 06/03/17(Sat)00:45:01 No.9006205 >>9006160 >Never see a white person in all 35 years of your life >Hear stories about how much they eat >Think that impossible, nobody could stomach that much! >One day, skinny white man arrives >Astounding! >What a novelty! >But surely the rumors must be false, see how thin he is >Follow him into local Jollibees to confirm >He orders 30 f------ burgers >3 f------ 0 >Go home to wife >Tell her we must sell everything >Need to open hotdog stand in America >We will be fabulously wealthy

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Anon is indian | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/21/20(Tue)21:13:24 No.56381850 >be indian >get my designated wife by 25 despite being a loser 124 KB PNG

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Anon finds true love | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/26/21(Tue)18:22:13 No.845811739 >be me >depressed.txt >buy cute Dog >happy.wave Was it that easy all along frens? 28 KB JPG : Anonymous 01/26/21(Tue)18:25:46 No.845811957 >>845811739 (OP) # Loving something with all of your heart, and allowing it to be whatever it is, even death cannot delete that.

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Anon checks his neighbors mail | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/25/21(Mon)23:22:13 No.845779398 >Be horny >Nobody home, 5 am >Decides to be a little risky >Goes outside, starts rubbing one out on the front lawn >Pitch black, not a soul around 7 KB JPG >Spots neighbours door letterbox, half open, leaflet inside >Contemplates, f--- it >Crosses my lawn into theres >Furiously masturbating, looking around for any signs of life >Coast is clear, c-- shoots through the door hole >Post nut clarity, runs back inside

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Anon uses GIMP | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/05/16(Wed)22:53:29 No.56933906 >using linux in front of class mates >teacher says "ok students, now open photoshop" >start furiously typing away at terminal to install Wine >Errors out the ass 88 KB JPG >Everyone else has already started their classwork >I start to sweat >Install GIMP >"Umm..what the f--- is THAT anon?" a girl next to me asks >I tell her its GIMP and can do everything that photoshop does and IT'S FREE! >"Ok class, now draw use the shape tool to draw a circle!" the teacher says >l f------ break down and cry and run out of the class >I get beat up in the parking lot after school >>56933921 # >>56933980 # >>56934022 # >>56934086 #

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anon has never felt the touch of a woman | /r/Greentext

Anonymous | 62038692 59 min ago •00 Why do men seem more "human" than women? >men experience happiness deeper >men experience sadness deeper >men experience loneliness deeper >men experience planning better >men experience patriotism and comradery deeper >men think more abstractly >men are generally more humble 67.6 kB JPG

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