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: Anonymous 03/21/17(Tue)03:24:44 No.726325964 F--- cats /b/ This literally just f------ happened. >Be me >Just lose a game of lol >Need to poo >On a scale of 1-10, it was an 8 165 KB JPG >Grab DS gonna play some vidya >Brother's cat is outside the bathroom door >I like the cat, the only of the 3 cats in the house that I do. >open the door and go inside >the cat follows. >sit down and open the DS. >F------ Layton puzzles man >The cat is looking around the bathroom >It jumps into my pants that were around my ankles >Think it's cute and pet the f-----. >It's just sitting there, motionless. >lt jumps out and I look at where it was >pants are wet >MFW >this f----- just p----- my pants >1:00 AM >Don't want to scream >pick the cat up >throw it in the bathtub >blast it with piss >The cat freaks out but can't escape my pissy revenge >open the shower door >cat runs to the corner of the room >hisses >"Nobody pisses my pants cat, NOBODY" >let it out of the bathroom

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