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File : 1326146785 png-(23 KB, 300x289, 1318785391707. png) Anonymous 01/09/12(Mon)17:06:25 No.373179525 >only had 1 friend in my childhood >she was femanon >fall in love with her >friendzoned >stay friends as she's all I got >both move to different uni after highschool >0 friends at uni >try to stay in contact with her >epic ignore >go visit her at her university as a suprise >see her kissing some alpha >oka >talk to her the next day >was nice, still friendzone >don't see for years after that >decide to do something with my life >join the army >get sent to fight somewhere in the east >be there for a few years >made 1 friend in army, >he got shot and died >think about the girl I love everyday >write her letters >no response >leave the army after returning home >buy own house >after a few years the girl comes to my house >she's in deep s--- and has nowhere else to go >happiest time of my life >still can't bear only being friends with her >tell girl I love her (again) >everything went better than expected >have sex with her >next morning >she's not in the house anymore >don't see her for a few years again >few years later I get a message from her > go visit girl >she has a child >my child >wants go marry me >we get married >1 year later she dies >single father >no chance of ever getting a woman again >my name is forest gump Preload images (1/3: /b/ Eynand images

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: Anonymous POST- MODERN -ISM A GRAPHIC GUIDE 121 KB JPG Anonymous 427 KB JPG 01/06/25(Mon) 18:34:48 No.24087247 >literally just another tactic of the ruling class to silence dissent >Nah dude, this s--- is actually deep man, you just take paintings and make them really ugly, and then that says something about like society or something 01/06/25(Mon) 18:47:50 No.24087271 >>24087247 (OP) # The contradictions of culture in post- industrial global capitalism are the situation everyone is faced with. So you need to face it head-on, instead of saying 'it's all a trick' and retreating into - what else? Some kind of pastiche of old authentic culture for you to consume in the intervals between your meaningless job propping up an absurd speculative economy and your meaningless screen time spent on an absurd literature forum where all people ever discuss are memey caricatures of ideas? Sounds very postmodern to me, if I may be so bold as to say so. I recommend Jameson's Postmodernism book if you're actually interested in the topic and want to learn about some artists more interesting than Warhol. >>24087282 # >>24087673 # >>24088643 #
10h (01/07/25 13:46) 207691855 128 Re 23 Img JPG 32KB (700x700) player-120-unnie-v0-r0otkxy9yf9e1.jpg 31 Replies Squid game >Appears >Explains her backstory >Carries her team so hard I start reconsidering my stance on trannies >She is an ex soldier > She Carries Gi-Huns entire uprising >Start accepting trans people completely >Me when I realise squid game made me accept trans people in 7 episodes by making them cool as f--- Why doesn't the west do this? Instead they have pride parades where men walk around butt booty naked.
Anonymous ITT: Cooking buzzwords you hat(...) 1.4 MB WEBM 11/01/24(Fri)04:24:25 No.20946633 >comfort food All food is supposed to be comforting, there's no non-comfort food that's worth cooking. >soul food Its just basic American homemade dishes, but greasier and overcooked. >creamy Probably means it is tasteless without being buried in heavy whipping cream to mask the taste. >garlicky See above, just replace whipping cream with garlic. >fusion Oh wow, you added soy sauce to it, such fusion. Anonymous 11/01/24(Fri)04:39:15 No.20946637 >literal autistic retard triggered by everyday words and phrases thread no #43923948234 >>20946994 # >>20947280 #
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