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: Anonymous 01/16/21(Sat)12:43:11 No.844951513 I'm tired of all the p---. Can we start a greentext thread? 10 KB PNG 13 Replies / 9 Images View Thread onymous 01/16/21(Sat)13:20:43 No.844953857 >Be me >Redditfag >Pretend to be ordinary 4channer who is tired of the p--- >Really just want that sweet, sweet karma 263 KB JPG >forgot that 4chan users have lost all their dignity and cares >fatalmistake.mused >Others on the board notice >make fun of me through derogatory green texts >Reddit-shaming greentexts are already all over r/greentext and not funny anymore, can't use it >Be ME, Redditor >type this comment >why

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Anonymous DIS-Avowed 11/27/24(Wed)05:30:27 No.695700 VIDEO GAMES 'Avowed' Art Director Matt Hansen Admits To Wanting To Make Elon Musk "Mad" And Hint Game Is Ultra Woke JOHN F. TRENT NOV 26, 2024 - PAID 3 D1 ~ OBSIDIAN MATT_HANSEN ART DIRECTOR OBSIDIAN ENTERTAINMENT OBSIDIAN Matt Hansen the art director for Xbox and Obsidian Entertainment's upcoming fi person fantasy RPG admitted that he wanted to make Elon Musk "mad" with the game. 75486787548769.png 294 KB PNG >"I will make it political just to make chuds mad" >"And i achieved it! i made people mad" >"F--- chuds!" >"Win!" >"W-wait... what's that? my game flopped?!" >"Wait... there are layoffs in my studio? how-" >"P-people didn't like me trying to make them mad!" >"t-they are bigots!" >"F--- gamers! it's rough times for game developers man, this society is failing in so many levels it's unbelievable!" >"Y-you are laughing!, there are families involved and you are laughing!"

File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

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Anon visits America | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/15/21(Fri)21:44:20 No.61884559 >travel to the US for work >sick days are limited, you are only allowed to be sick a certain amount of times a year >American flags everywhere >Sales tax not included in price >prescription drug adverts on tv and 49 KB JPG billboards all the time >entire cities designed around cars >restroom stalls have wide gaps for no f------ reason >Everyone is exremely loud >rent is extremely expensive for low quality apartments >Every other person has visibly horrible hygiene >walmart sells rifles >lack of small family businesses, there are like thirty of every megacorporate business that set shop on every corner >supermarkets have mobility scooters for some reason >waiters shove special offers in my face >I have to tip them because they aren't paid enough to live >no one is paid enough to live, more homeless people than there should be >My neighbor is really into death grips >gratuitous violence on tv but nudity is shunned >Colleague told me that as children, you all have to stand up and pledge your allegiance to your nation everyday at the start of class >mfw can't because covid Americans, how do you people live like this?

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anon goes for a jog | /r/Greentext

File: 1486194118578.png (9 KB, 338x339) O Anonymous 01/04/21(Mon)11:04:55 No.61700253 [Reply] > >>61700531 >randomly lock eyes with q.t 6.28 while on my daily jog >she smiles at me >without changing my facial expression, turn 90 degrees and continue my walk >realize what happened 2 seconds later and go back, but she's gone >walk around the park for another 15 minutes before i accept in my heart of hearts that she's gone and i blew it why must I be so slow >> Anonymous 01/04/21(Mon)11:06:31 No.61700270 >> Anonymous 01/04/21(Mon)11:09:17 No.61700294 >> Anonymous 01/04/21(Mon)11:21:50 No.61700418 >> Anonymous 01/04/21(Mon)11:28:34 No.61700490 ► >> O Anonymous 01/04/21(Mon)11:33:07 No.61700531 ► >>61700253 (OP) >be stacy >see pathetic incel trying to self improve >feel sorry for him >realize hes staring at me like a r----- >give him a pity smile so he wont try to r--- me >he does some funny sperg move and makes an ass of himself >jog away as fast as I can to avoid the creepy ugly jogging incel who is trying to stalk me now

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File: 73524352342.png (591 KB, 431x673) O Anonymous 01/12/20(Sun)15:03:39 No.818303487 >be me >chilling in my cave eating fresh mammoth >just f----- my caveman gf s--- was berry af >hear some dumbass sapiens outside >walk out with my bigass club and be like "ooga booga" >scare the s--- out of puny ass sapiens >they start speaking their complex s----- languages >pretty sure they ask me if I wanted to join their s----- civilization or something >Imao no >refuse and scream at them in chimp tongue like our ancestors >they are visibly frightened >"heh." >time to deal the finishing blow >"sapien, more like h----sapien" >laugh and scream while banging my club on the ground and beating my chest >they say something in stupid dumbass civilized tongue and leave >go back in cave and finish mammoth painting familiar, it me face when

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4chan doing what it does best | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/15/21(Fri)20:07:58 No.844942092 doge with it dwit.jpg 28 KB JPG I assume everything about you and judge you harshly, and you can't change my mind. F-----.

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Anon has a dream | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/07/20(Mon)15:13:33 No.83558 >that dream where the parking meter molests me is back 232 KB PNG

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Anon bamboozles Chris Hansen | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: kPkSv/99) 07/07/12(Sat)13:00:06 M >be 14 year old boy >chat with girl of my age >tells me she's into older guys >pretend I'm 19 >sext with her >arrange meeting >go to her house >it's chris hanson >crew goes to jail for sexting with me

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Anon forgets what he was about to say | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 11/15/20(Sun)10:06:11 No.60926043 File: EA90511F-7021-46AD-B37E-A(.).png (170 KB, 349x300) EVEN ON THE COLDEST NIGHTS I.EAT MY OWN C-- ১১60925869 F--- It might as well tell you all >work at funeral agency >have to meet up with the family to plan out the funeral >policy at work is to keep an understanding tone and not smile too much >suddenly get overcome by the knowledge of pic related. >my friend showed me this image a week ago and ever since then it has been appearing in my mind >i try my best not to smile >make it through the entire meeting without smiling while the image haunts me >at the end of the meeting youre supposed to say something inspirational and uplifting to the family >I want to say "even on the coldest nights, the warmth of our loved ones will let us see the dawn once more >"even on the coldest nights, I eat my own c--"

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Anonhas something to say about testosterone | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: c+MFYQRE ) 01/13/21(Wed)16:36:25 No.302529917 >>302526391 # >gay men have more testosterone in them yeah, until they fart 8 KB JPG >>302530183 # >>302530426 # >>302532720 # >>302534498 # >>302534715 # >>302535858 # >>302536457 #

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Anon gets lucky | /r/Greentext

File: e25b503ec294fc5d7f3cc37a4(...).jpg (76 KB, 1024x1024) O Anonymous 01/15/21(Fri)20:26:08 No.844914479 [Reply] >Be me 5 years ago >Virgin loser >Have 2 friends >Decide enough is enough >Devise plan to get cooch >ldeas thrown around (get ripped, be a decent f------ human ect) >Need a quick idea >Overhear popular girl is having a sleepover >ldea.exe >We could pretend to be gay to get in >Next 3 days are spent being literal stereotypes, making sure girls notice >Actually get invited >Victory.png >Sleepover is dogshit >Just gossip >Bored out of my balls >"Hey anon, how would you feel about kissing a girl?" >Tell them I wouldn't love it >They come up with game >You'have to stay up as long as possible, last 2 people up have to make out >soundsgood.bat >Me and my chums struggle to stay awake >But we need to stay awake >We're not falling asleep >We're up all night to the sun >We're up all night to get some >We're up all night for good fun >We're up all night to get lucky Pic related

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Anon is a psychopath | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/16/21(Sat)03:57:21 No.844948740 So I absolutely hate trannies, traps, crossdressers, whatever the f--- you want to call them. They're degenerates. So I do this to f--- with them 1.47 MB PNG >Talk with them on social media >Compliment them on how much they look like the other gender >Give them validation and attention >Overtime they begin to initiate conversations with me because of this. >They are so mentally ill they think I'm a close friend just because I give them validation >Keep talking with them for months >Suddenly ghost them >They message me several times every day asking where I am >When they say something like "I miss talking to you" I come back and say "Don't talk to me" >For some reason this absolutely ruins most of them. They beg for me to give them validation. >Never contact them again. Done this at least 50 times. F--- them.

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Anon helps out | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/16/19(Wed)13:08:51 No.50459642 HOLA PRIMO! >school cafeteria >it's Mexican day >rice beans, tortillas, carne asada, s--- like that >this s--- is my jam, green chile on everything 129 KB PNG >tall white dude comes up to my s--- ass >"Hey, anon. Could you roll my burrito for me? I don't know how." >"Hm? Oh, yeah, sure." >neatly portion out the proper amount of beans into each tort, tuck, and roll some nice burritos for him %3D >"You have to tuck in the bottom like this so nothing spills out." >"Oh, cool. Thanks, dude." >"No problem."

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anon gets home invaded by the rape dwarf | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/07/19(Sun)13:28:51 No.53265142 The dwarf > Be me, home alone > parents arr at a party > midnight, hear someone come inside > I call out "how was the party?" > no response... > get a text from my mom saying they're staying the night at their 393 KB JPG friends house > oh f--- > hear something coming upstairs > It giggles > with each step I hear its c--- thump on the stairs The r--- dwarf is coming Help me anons

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: Anonymous 01/16/21(Sat)12:43:11 No.844951513 I'm tired of all the p---. Can we start a greentext thread? 10 KB PNG 13 Replies / 9 Images View Thread onymous 01/16/21(Sat)13:20:43 No.844953857 >Be me >Redditfag >Pretend to be ordinary 4channer who is tired of the p--- >Really just want that sweet, sweet karma 263 KB JPG >forgot that 4chan users have lost all their dignity and cares >fatalmistake.mused >Others on the board notice >make fun of me through derogatory green texts >Reddit-shaming greentexts are already all over r/greentext and not funny anymore, can't use it >Be ME, Redditor >type this comment >why

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