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jb] - Randöm Settings Home Anonymous (ID: (IfxGELXM) 10/18/14(Sat)16:19:04 No.574571714 Most autistic thing you've ever done? I'll start No >Be me >Unemployed >Have the first job 73 KB PNG interview I've had in months >Get dressed to look professional Skipping ahead >Waiting in a room with all the other potential employees >Sitting next to a qt3.14 >We're talking a bit and she seems into me, I crack a few jokes and she even laughs >Everyone is called in for the recruitment presentation >Manager begins presentation by welcoming us all, he then says that if anyone is in the wrong place now is the time to walk out >Trying to get everyone to laugh I stand up and say "Well in that case l'll just be going" and head to the door >No one laughs, qt looking at me like I just insulted her dying grandfather >Walk out of the room so I don't look like a complete idiot

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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