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hear by swear that I will adhere to all of the following and all other unspoken duties as a badesmaid on and leading up to the wedding day - I will not attempt to outdo the bride in any way I will wear the hairstyle the bride chooses for the wedding day • Iwill not try to convince the bride to change anything in her wedding • Iwill not talk negative about anyone in the wedding • Iwill not gain more than 7ibs between now and the wedding • Iwill wear only black or dark brown hair on the day of the wedding (highlights may be accepted Iunderstand that I have to purchase my own dress and shoes and hair style for the wedding Iunderstand that the bachelorette party may be a destination getaway Iunderstand that ihave to purchase a bachelorette party t shirt and fund my own trip if it is away with prior approval) • Ican not v wear any lashes the day of the wedding unless professionally installed • Iunderstand that the maid and matron of honor will need help funding some of the events. The wedding and reception are not included. • Iunderstand that the bride does not want any suggestion and this agreement is on here twice, two different ways because the bride wants it to be clear. Only suggestion allowed is a way to get her exact item at a cheaper price. I will not drop out of the wedding party for any of the reasons listed above. If I do not like anything listed, I will not sign the contract and I will be replaced. I understand that if I do not agree to the above terms it will not ruin the bride and i friendship. But if i sign and agree and • I have to attend the bridal shower and bachelorette party, fittings, and rehearsals and wedding (only time this can be missed is death or jail, pregnancy over Smonths and some sickness with recent doctors note) • will take care of my skin, hair and nails from now until the wedding • The bride will choose my makeup artist the day of the wedding • I will agree to wear the dress the bride chooses regardless of my own opinions, style or color. • I will not wear any extra accessories, items of clothing or jewelry the day of the wedding except later want to drop out, then it will ruin our friendship. my wedding or engagement ring. Iunderstand that no friendship to the bride is bigger than anyone in her wedding party and everyone will be treated equally. I will not intentionally fall pregnant before the wedding. ( pregnancy under 5 months will not be d from attending wedding events. • I will support the bride in everything she chooses excuse • Iunderstand that in I may have to do physical activity at the reception and this requires practices provided by the bride. • No colored contact lenses allowed. • No black drawn on eyebrows, or thick drawn on (matter of fact revert back to makeup law ) • No glossy colored lipstick allowed (the kind that looks very, very shinny and bright) • No colorful nails the day of the wedding, Only colors allowed are American, French or Nudes. • will provide the bride with my normal 7 day schedule within 5 days of signing this contract. • Iwill not consume more than 7 units of alcohol during any event except bachelorette party ( there is no limit) • Iwil not bring a date to wedding or reception without bridal approval • Iwill not bring any outside people, except kids ,to any meeting • I will not bring my kids to the wedding unless they are apart of the wedding party( no exceptions) • will agree to save at least 50.00 a month for expenses for the next 14months. • Iwill make sure I have an accountable baby sitter the day all events and I understand that no show for no baby sitter will not be an acceptable excuse. • will not make any advance towards any males in the wedding party. • Iwill not date anyone in the wedding party that I wasn't dating before i signed this contract. • Iwill be happy and positive at all times during wedding and reception • Iwill not grow sensitive and angry with the bride because I understand that she has a bossy Bridesmaid Comments attitude.

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Dear Anonymous Passerby, Don't worry, you're safe now! Your act of casual cruelty was successful. The complaint you lodged with the HOA was heard. They had me take down the small treefort that I built on this location with my sons during the pandemic. No longer will its presence offend your walk) past my house. Please enjoy your stroll free from the sound of my children's play and laughter. They are safely back inside now, watching television I'm sure. Enjoy the unobstructed view of my backyard. I will try to keep it up to code. Best, -Dave

Rylee @RyleeMoser FOR WHAT REASON DOES EVERY APARTMENT COMPLEX HAVE A DOG WEIGHT LIMIT OF 20 POUNDS? I can promise you my 90 pound golden retriever is a hell of a lot better behaved than Karen's 7 pound p------------ devil worshipping chihuahua

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