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Beautiful brown skin makes him Long hair and no beard, practically a woman Imao Wailed on moneylenders in the temple impervious to the sun Anglosaxon, guaranteed to get sunburnt under the intense Middle Eastern sun Vaguely gay., didn't let living in an incredibly homophobic nation get him down Will forgive you for all your sins Wants world peace and loves everyone unconditionally Hated the Pharisees. What kind of Jew hates Jews? Used to spit on lepers Explicitly told his followers that he came to cause strife Extremely racist, called a gentile a dog when she begged him to heal her daughter Vaguely racist, used as an excuse to colonize brown "savages" Doesn't care if you don't listen to his rules, too much of a cuck to put his foot down Not following his rules and becoming an extreme ascetic meant an eternity in hell Stripped down to his underwear and washed his apostle's feet, very humble "What's an Oral Torah?" Wore his Tzitzit like a good Jew Wants you to be rich, cares about the material world more than the afterlife Destroys a fig tree out of season while he was hangry, totally cucks whoever owned that tree Devout Pharisee, told his followers that the Pharisee leaders had divine authority and had to be obeyed

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Virgin American Jesus vs Chad Biblical Jesus


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Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon
Menial life as a construction worker The Virgin Emmet Nemesis is basically just if Will Ferrell was Donald Trump Not even created by The LEGO Company Nobody knows, let alone cares that he exists Drives a bland, tiny car that doesn't have any relevance to his movie The Chad Powers Drives a stylish spy car that made a cool driving scene during the opening credits Exciting life as an explorer Nemesis is a murderous, tyrannical wizard, whomst he verbally and physically bitch slapped Cucked by Batman Needs to be surrounded by Master Builders to survive Has never had an original, creative thought in his life Eventually turns evil Insufferable yes man Everybody knows and idolizes him Gets all the p---- in LEGO City A real LEGO mascot Stays good throughout his adventures Doesn't need a team to survive, only accepts them because his boss forced him to Oozes godlike creativity from his greasy, jet-black hair Does s--- his way, says yes to no man, woman, child, troll, or rock monster
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