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"drops a hobby two days after getting into it "becomes insecure and frustrated when reading about history's greatest geniuses "that doesn't make sense" "I feel like "I got a call from someone who isn't my mom, what should I do?" a fraud" "can communicate with a computer in five different languages but can't talk to a girl "I should work on my backlog" "constantly overthinks everything to the point of complete deconstruction, but never gets any useful insight from it "sorry" "has incredibly low self esteem yet at the same time feels superior to other people "do you think I'm mistyped?" "Why? There's nothing that requires me to go outside today." "Did you know (fact about some obscure subject nobody gives a s--- about)?" "Camus was a great writer but absurdism is stupid" or maybe not.. let me ponder this for half an hour and come to no meaningful conclusion whatsoever "hey look I wrote a small book about a fictional planet with its own species, cultures, geopolitics and ecosystems" it's inconsistent though so l'll start over "what do you mean escapism isn't healthy?" "acts pure but has a 10GB hentai stash and twenty /d/ tabs pinned" "alternates between impressive eloquence and being a stuttering, mumbling weirdo "should I order an onahole?" INTP bf isn't actualy anyone's bf "displays of affection seem really unnatural, how do people do it?" "I wish I could live in a cabin in the wilderness but without having to practice survival skills" "is too polite to everyone "it's 5AM why am I still awake" "walks manually "I don't understand myself." "indifferent towards everyone around him, but likes humanity as an abstract concept "still can't figure out what ideology he subscribes to after eighteen years of introspection, changes his stance every two weeks* "spends six consecutive hours listening to movie soundtracks and staring at his screen while daydreaming" *smiles uncontrollably at an inappropriate moment" "I often feel lonely but at the same time | want people to leave me the f--- alone" "How much work will it take to keep my GPA just high enough to pass?" oh well whatever happens happens

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HOSPITALLER GF "The healing is just as Faithful, Kind, Devoted rewarding as the hurting~" Doesn't have the best aim "Did I forget to turn full auto off? Woops~" That heretic definitely didn't need that many holes in him- 5'10" 577 gray TH Her dove's named Celest Surprisingly sweet for a Sister "You're sure it doesn't hurt Dear? Let me take a look" Fuses over every scratch you get Very soft and doting "No need to fuss Dear, the Emperor has blessed you with me to keep you alive~ It doesn't hurt! Has the Good Stuff Met after she amputated a heretics arm holding your neck "Unhand them Heretic FILTH!!! . . . Are you alright Dear?" You blacked out and woke up in a Rhino with your head in her lap "Ah! Loyal Servant of the Emperor, you awaken. Please rest, you have earned it~" Gives you a personal checkup after every battle "Let me care for you, Dear" Mommy vibes? "Honey~ It's time for your purity injection!" You know it's medicine ... Probably Makes sure you're taking care of yourself
Gets super happy when you give her 'medals' Loyal and Strong "Thank you Sah! Hehehe" The comissar gave you a sticker sheet, the gold stars are her favorite You may give her too many-your almost out but she's too damn cute "I doesn't Puts her head in your lap when you read to her understands most of it, but I likes yah voice" Dates typically consist of simple things like that Loves when you cook for her Likes sitting you on her lap when she eats "You can 'ave some too~ Tries not to eat your rations too "Offy-sah! The food- guy gave me extra rations!" GOR MEAT Has a Bonehead chip in her Sleeps with it in noggin "I'ms smarta than 10'0" the other ones! Got's a medal when I spelt out mah whole name!" She's very proud of herself Loves the ripper you commissioned for her OGRYN GF "Da-Dah Commy-sar saids you are mah new offy-sir..." She looked super nervous when you "I uh... first met her I's thinks you're very pretty, can I be your uh... G-Gurlfren?" How could you say no? *you were afraid she might get upset and squish you" The hug she gave nearly killed you when you said yes "Mama always said 'You gots to protect the ones yah love lots' and I-I love you's a lot~" Beat a Tyranid Warrior to death... with another "NOBODY TOUSHES MAH OFFY-SAH!!!" Tyranid Proceeded to carry you a mile on her shoulder even though you were fine "H-Here yah go, Will occasionally give you pretty rocks she finds Always shares with you her arms (when she doesn't hold on to you) Snores like a tank Absolute teddy bear do yah like it?" You keep them all on a shelf in your quarters.
You can cross over to my Neutral Zone, human. Romulan GF Is that a cloaking device in your pants or are you just happy to see me? You think we should acquire a pet? How about a Klingon? An engagement ring? Oh, human. :33 *5 minutes later* IT'S A FAAAAAAAKE! I wasn't spying on you, don't be ridiculous! Now tell me who that girl you looked at yesterday when you were walking to the Turbolift was. I know you like beer but I only like Romulan ale spritzers so I got both. *makes your assassination look like a suicide so your family doesn't suffer any public shame*
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