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The Virgin The CHAD BOK Smartphone Does not Basically used to read dumb s--- Gives you knowledge or fascinating Requires consume electricity and electricity or needs a battery Virgin on the internet The Ouch! needs to be stories or charger charged several times per day Temporary, will be replaced by a better phone in like a year Will stay with the owner for several years Can change the life of a Never changed person a persons life Sturdy, can survive Gives your Fragile, will break after No need for multiple falls personal data for "updates" updates a few falls

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Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all

Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon

Menial life as a construction worker The Virgin Emmet Nemesis is basically just if Will Ferrell was Donald Trump Not even created by The LEGO Company Nobody knows, let alone cares that he exists Drives a bland, tiny car that doesn't have any relevance to his movie The Chad Powers Drives a stylish spy car that made a cool driving scene during the opening credits Exciting life as an explorer Nemesis is a murderous, tyrannical wizard, whomst he verbally and physically bitch slapped Cucked by Batman Needs to be surrounded by Master Builders to survive Has never had an original, creative thought in his life Eventually turns evil Insufferable yes man Everybody knows and idolizes him Gets all the p---- in LEGO City A real LEGO mascot Stays good throughout his adventures Doesn't need a team to survive, only accepts them because his boss forced him to Oozes godlike creativity from his greasy, jet-black hair Does s--- his way, says yes to no man, woman, child, troll, or rock monster

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THE MAD POUNCE Actually pretty smart, but this leads him to existantial dread Almost reached chadhood, Almost becomes a Chad from his absurd craziness, but begins to become sane again before he can. but something went wrong Carnivorous bulge mauled Stacy to death just when he was about to lose his virginity Episodes of mania give him false hope that he'll finally A-745 reach chad status Went crazy. Edgy teens fawn over him for a while, but quickly grow out of it Might pick up a hobby later on in life, but it will backfire on him and somehow end up resulting in his death Actually can be pretty cool at times, but loses any social status frequently due to constant psychotic Gets really good at gaming, but ends up with chronic dissaciative depression from too much screen time breakdowns

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Dying v. LIVING

THE VIRGIN DYING BORING SOLUTION TO OF HIS PROBLEMS HIS LIFE SUCKS PEOPLE FEEL OBLIGATED TO THIS IS THE END FOR HIM WAIT UNTIL THE END WILL NEVER KNOW WHAT REGRETS ALL LIES BEYOND THE RISKS HUMAN NATURE HE NEVER TOOK ONLY HIS DOG WILL MISS HIM THINKS HE WILL GO TO HEAVEN THE BASIC LIVING ΤΥΡICAL AT LEAST HE'S ALIVE SOMETIMES WILL WILL ACCOMPLISH SOME SUFFER AS HELL OF HIS GOALS NEITHER GOOD OR BAD WHAT CAN I WRITE MORE ABOUT HIM? CAN BE REALLY GREAT CAN BE A REAL NIGHTMARE THE CHAD BECOMING OVERMAN ÜBERMENSCH IS GREATER THAN GOD HIS OWN MEANINGLESS BECOUSE HE ONLY MAKES HIM KILLED HIM STRONGER HAVE A IRON WILL TO POWER ACHIEVED THE PINNACLE OF LIFE HE STARE INTO THE ABYSS WITHOUT A FEAR EVEN WITHOUT A GOD IN HIS LIFE, HE DIDN'T FALL TO NIHILISM THE THAD NOT GIVING A F--- YOU CAN EITHER LIVE YOU MAΥ ΝTΤ OR DIE, IT DOESN'T MATTER HAVE SOUL, BUT DEATH IS NOT THE END FOR YOU THE WORLD ITSELF YOU AND YOUR IS A PATHETIC REFLECTION OF FAMILY DOESN'T THINGS-IN-ITSELF REALLY EXIST, WHY YOU SHOULD? LIVE AS YOU WISH, NO ONE CARES THERE IS NO GOD. OR MAYBY IS? MAYBY YOU ARE A GOD? F--- YOU HEGEL, YOU C---! THE IN VIRGIN'S LAD EXISTING IMAGINATION FUNNY AS HELL THE MIND OF VIRGIN IS THE- ETERNAL TORTURE DON'T KNOW ABOUT HIS OWN EXIST IF HE BECOME SELF-AWARENESS HE WILL STOP TRAPED IN INFINITY EXISTING AT ALL W-- IS THIS? LAD OPEN YOUR EYES!

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The Chad government's most feared The Virgin regular terrorist attacks terrorist attack will poison water supplies of biggest people will remember it cities forever killed himself people will forget quickly he's not scared to because he's too use biological beta to face the trial weapons will kill hundreds after several of thousands maybe even propably killed another virgins attacks people will millions get use to it who wanted to die anyway

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Virgin New Generation Ultraman Chad Heisei Phase 2 Kamen Rider cool character design Not always repeating the same gimmick and theme in every series Lame character design Fantastic and timeless special effects Always repeating fusion gimmick and bond (kizuna) theme in every series Special Effects look cheesy and weird Iconic main characters such as Gentaro/ Fourze, Kouta/Gaim, Sougo/Zi-O and many Forgettable main characters Shadobie Touch de Henshin! Lock On! I'm A Kamen Rider, Bestmatch!, Rider Time! Enemies are greedy and psychopath being more With the exception of 000, Fourze, and Wizard all of the series has a V-Cinema Ememies are Wimpy Aliens and Monsters Spin Off Does'nt have V-Cinema Has a Adult Series;Kamen Rider Amazons that are not related/connected with the entire Heisei Phase 2 Lame Transformation Item sound Interesting character's background and development u Spin Off Adult Series:Ultraman Orb The Origins Saga is a prequel of Ultraman Orb To much gary stu and mary sue characters in this series Unlimited Form Every series is anniversary With the exception of Fourze, Ghost and Zi-O every series is not anniversary Limited Form Lame Long series consisted of 50 Songs Iconic Only has one, two or three Ultraman in series To many Characters too be counted as Kamen Rider Short series consisted songs episodes of 25 episodes 000

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Blad Is insane like Lad, insecure as Brad Will do anything to not get made fun of, is made fun of for it Hobby is to bully people by yelling at them like a military sergant and pointing out all of their differences, does it to everyone so no one takes him seriously Deleted his butt once to avoid Chad slapping his butt, was able to move through sheer will, but later died from fatal constipation Big bulge, considered by some to be worse than Lad's due to it being a chode. Trapped himself in an iron cube to become invulnrable, suffocated and died and was found in the bottom of the ocean 500 years later Ugly recolored shoes he stole from wheelbarrow lad Thinks rigerous exersize will get him laid, no one will touch his buldge. Wears pants knowing people find his buldge gross, barely helps Dies a lot, comes back to life for some reason

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The Chad Teen Hunger Force Show for Television The Virgin Sitcom Most of the effort goes into the animation Terrible animation, still fun and funny Needs a team of writers to make every episode Has no fanbase, still loved by millions Fanbase is openly despised by everyone, including the creators Was only ever written by two people Edgy s--- for shock value, a------ sarcasm every episode Had zero continuity, characters and comedy was strong enough Establishes continuity, then Not afraid to offend, but humor from absurdism instead of crassness makes fun of its audience for caring Main character is literally the Abandoned its story to focus on jokes Main characters live in a suburban crackhouse smartest man in the universe Jokes were always the focus, had no idea what a plot was

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