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Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all

Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon

Menial life as a construction worker The Virgin Emmet Nemesis is basically just if Will Ferrell was Donald Trump Not even created by The LEGO Company Nobody knows, let alone cares that he exists Drives a bland, tiny car that doesn't have any relevance to his movie The Chad Powers Drives a stylish spy car that made a cool driving scene during the opening credits Exciting life as an explorer Nemesis is a murderous, tyrannical wizard, whomst he verbally and physically bitch slapped Cucked by Batman Needs to be surrounded by Master Builders to survive Has never had an original, creative thought in his life Eventually turns evil Insufferable yes man Everybody knows and idolizes him Gets all the p---- in LEGO City A real LEGO mascot Stays good throughout his adventures Doesn't need a team to survive, only accepts them because his boss forced him to Oozes godlike creativity from his greasy, jet-black hair Does s--- his way, says yes to no man, woman, child, troll, or rock monster

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Virgin Peta v. CHAD TIGER KING

THE VIRGIN PETA VS THE CHAD TIGER KING A F------ badass hair CHAD Claims to save animals Soy boys, and yet kills them Feminazis rule it u/eliteplasma Stupid sign killed a lady for for trying to take his tigers Uses scare tactics to gain followers MEAT IS MURDER Would likely s--- Literally goes face to face with tigers Hated by the internet himself twice over before going near a tiger His name is literally Joe Exotic, coolest s---

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Virgin Modern Anime v. CHAD CLASSIC ANIME

The Virgin The Chad Could still be running 20 years later, never diminishes in quality (read One Piece gdi) Modern anime Classic Anime Male character knows it's good to hang out with bros every so often; still appreciates the company of women both platonically and Female protagonists Gets voted anime of the decade because its fans have a memory of with hair to their f------ a goldfish (should've been fukcin' space dandy gdi) calfs h-------- Mechs probably need more than one pilot for some dumb reason, intimately Variety of art timeless styles, each solidifying them in history Male main character even though there's almost surrounded by harem of never a mech women, somehow still a virgin; no bros to hang Doesn't need to be isekai'd to a new world to be interesting; out with Unoriginally takes place in a fantasy gives exposition naturally 9 out of ten times is an isekai, attempts to mask exposition by explaining it world with elves Clever writing, doesn't resort to sexuallizing its female characters every five minutes to get a laugh and goblins to MC Wields a boring-ass katana Male character can be 40-year-old chad with bulging muscles, doesn't Thinks constant sex jokes and references sex is peak Thinks every flat-chested girl is a loli; lewds her comedy Takes place in space, in the past, in a fantasy world, who knows? The possibilities are endless anyway Will be forgotten by next season, only remembered by its big-tiddy Stacy waifu of the month Cell-drawn animation painstakingly drawn by hand, animators are truly masters of th Digitally drawn animation, copy-pasted background patterns, CGI horses Boring, bland art styles; afraid to have creative at the risk of alienating virgin weebs that want pretty waifus Wields a massive Wears a variety of absurd There WILL be giant f------ claymore the size of bulge clothes, makes it stylish and will be worn by cosplayers for generations mechs, and that's always awesome; doesn't need more then one pilot, only wears a track suit for some reason idfk combining is optional

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Virgin American Funeral v. Chad Dancing Pallbearers

THE CHAD AFRICAN FUNERAL VIRGIN WESTERN FUNERAL DEAD, WILL LIVE FOREVER AS A MEME ANYWAY SO BORING THE ATTENDEES WISHED THEY WERE DEAD THEMSELVES WILL BE FORGOTTEN IN A COUPLE OF WEEKS AT MOST PEOPLE CRY, NOT MANLY AT ALL CARRIED BY A BUNCH OF WEAK "MEN" PEOPLE SMILE AND LAUGH, CRYING IS FOR P------ RIP S----- BROWN COFFIN CARRIED BY PROFESSIONAL DANCING PALLBEARERS NO MUSIC, CAN HEAR THE SOBBING OF THE WEAKLINGS ELECTRONIC MUSIC IS BLASTED AT MAXIMUM VOLUME FOR ALL TO HEAR NOBODY GIVES ENOUGH OF A S--- TO TAPE IT SHINY WHITE COFFIN FOOTAGE OF THE FUNERAL WILL BE REUSED FOR MEMES (DIED FOR A GOOD CAUSE)

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virgin inventor v. CHAD INVENTOR

The Virgin finding cure of any disease The Chad stick on a rock O$ wasted on this project Spicy 2500000000000$ spent during the reaserching boring OUCH! Wasted, like, 1 minute Wasted half of his His goals are beyond anyone's understanding Just wanted his life on this parents to be proud of him His invention is useless absolutely for everyone patented his invention and became the richest his invention is somewhat usefull only for diseased people man on the Earth, what a virgin Never patented his invention, so everyone can use it for free, what a chad

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Aperture Science v. BLACK MESA

The Virgin Aperture Science The CHAD BLACK MESA One of it's worker's daughter defeated some turrets with a portal gun One of it's workers It's administrator survived killed hundreds of It's administrator died two alien invasions terryfing aliens with due to some moon rocks and even became the a crowbar and even entire Earth's defeated their ruler administrator A survivor probably sacrificed himself for Antagonist are A bunch survivors teamed up and helped defeating a powerful empire saving one person soldiers with an Al way ahead of it's time Antagonist is robot that is stuck in the falicity, can't even go outside Funded by military Literally travelled to a different dimension Not funded by military for teleportation Made teleportation possible using IRL physics

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The Virgin Looking At Memes v. THE CHAD BEING THE MEME

IНЕ СHVD BEIИС The Virgin Looking at Memes M3M 3HT

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Shitpostin' like a boss

THE CHAD REPLY-TO-EVERY-POST- The virgin comment-once-and-be-done AND-EVERY-COMMENT copy+paste copy+paste copy+paste copy+paste can't believe you all care lol you're all so mad about this gives his opinion copy+paste copy+paste nothing else to say copy+paste f------ 'spergs bunch of snowflakes copy+paste copy+paste copy+paste (okay, maybe just another frivolous quip to lighten the mood) copy+paste copy+paste copy+paste copy+paste COPY+ copy+paste i'm mad? no you're mad! PASTE copy+paste copy+paste copy+paste copy+paste gonna downvote me? lol you all can't accept how right i am lol copy+paste copy+paste copy+paste copy+paste copy+paste copy+paste copy+paste copy+paste copy+paste

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A Virgin v. Chad Poker

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Virgin Family Pride Ride v. other family rides

The Virgin Family The Chad THE THAD KOM Ride Family Ride HUNT FAMILY RIDE Literally killing dog walkers in the way of segments Trained kids through 0° winter to be ready for spring UCI Approved Literally blocking the entire path Impossible to keep 2 meters away from Banned from Average speed 20mph Triple Crankset TV Family Thad has strava century ride genetically cloned 5mph average speed Sweaty tank top Bike looks like its himself to draft Average speed 50mph from WW2 frames for the Matching Lycra No hands Bikes found in Kids don't even entire family skinsuits for kids to flex bottom of shed Оодо have helmets Aero skin Richmond 51 Park NETOAL NETRON Doesn't need to Planning family Everest ride for summer Halfway through daily double Mum follows Using E-Bikes if hilly, bad "Ecxu..Excuse me." "Get out of the way Garmin GPS З КОMS/s yell, just barges anyone in the way Scrap metal>Hybrid Bike slowcoach!" behind in team car implants in head century

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Choose your emperor wisely

VS The Chad Emperial Flry The Virgin "Imperial Navy" Standard, ran of the mill ship is 4-6 km bong Fainted in pleasing cofors that strike fear ởn the hoarts of Boring grey monotone Literally a Standard ship isn't even 1 km long Imao space dorito Crushes rekelions eery day Easily destroyed by space terrorists Gglng silhin 500,000 km is a Has a giant status Xenos are tolerated Elses shau fabor cérlagn dealh senlenet Gets destroyed when Bruh are these Fakes sereral genérationg to ké copmpleted, dach ship is a work of art hlaszed by the Emptror supposed to be lasers? Placrocannong that shoot sholls the st of nulghorhoods rammed Doesn't even last 10,000 years, weak

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The virgin B-class Fubuki vs The Chadette Monster Queen Psykos

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le CHAD turned into le pickle. FUNNIEST STUFF I'VE EVER SEEN.

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Know Your Meme

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