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Gord Palid Snow Drup Bingo SnowDrop: A teen from Hokkaido, Japan who spent many years sharpening and re-sharpending her ice powers in order to master blades of ice to be like her brother. Aimed to become a full-fledged hero after her brother Guard was permanently crippled. Might give you the cold shoulder. Guard: A mega-powerful mutant when he was fully human, able to conduct the perfect offense and defense with his bubble-shield powers. But after a tragic accident, his powers were not only weakened, but interfere with his ability to protect himself in his new robot chassis. Can only use his shield for protecting others like his sister SnowDrop. Pocket: A girl with an interdimensional hole on her back. Can recall any item that has been stored within this pocket. Unfortunately, she got caried away and stuffed a lot of items in there as a child, so now she has to have incredibly specițic parameters to get what she needs. Bingo: A middle-schooler obsessed with the modern age and infrastructure of the internet. So much so that he thought he could directly wire himself to it without a problem. Foreuer wired, he uses his literal conciousness to traverse circuitry and access online databases. Might quote the occasional dated meme from 2009. Pallid: An outgoing, popular, and well-liked kid in his class, but that changed when he necded a life-saving transfusion, and the only one that worked was from one Michael Morbius. To his dismay, it didn't turn him into the sexy, seductive vampire he was hoping. He turned into a literal batman. Now he hangs out with the New Warriors to find a cure and MAYBE defeat some crime along the way.

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We named our new non-binary character Snowflake!!! and their brother is called Safespace!!! why the f--- would you do that MARVEL FACEBOOK.COM/CATWOMANCORE

B-NEGATIVE! WE'RE THE NEW ARRIDRS NOT SO FAST, GALACTUS! SAFESPACE! SCREENTIME! SNOWFLAKE! TRAILBLAZER! RER-STOMET STOMP! SURRENDER NOW, GALACTUS! MARCH 28TH, 2020 CHILLGUYDRAWS

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The Binary Buster

INTRODUCING: THE BINARY BUSTER!! WITH THEY/THEM POWER, BEING GENDERED BYHER THEIR ENEMIES UNLEASHES A MIND-NUMBING LECTURE ON IDENTITY ERÁSURE! BEING FAT IS NO HINDERANCE! PART OF HER THEIR POWER IS BENG HELE TO CHARRY 300lbs! THEIR COSTUME IS CHOCK FULL OF GENDER- NON - CONFORMING COLOR AND DETAIL I CUESSI (AND WAS IN NO WAY JUST A S----- ALTERATION OF A LADY BIKER SUIT FROM GOOGLE IMAGES) OTHER POWERS INCLUDE THE ABILITY TO EXHAUST THEIR PEERS WITH ARBITRARy CHANGES TO THEIR PREFERRED PRONOUNS ! Driving THE ABILITY TO SPOT PROBLEMATC RE-ENFORCEMENT OF GENDER NORMS.. WHERE THERE ARE NONE! THE POWER TD SUGGEST THAT THE GENDER BINARY SHOULD BE SMASHED- ALL WHILE SOBSCRIBING TO TRADITIONAL GENDER ESTABUSHMENTS AS A MEANS TO SEPARATE THEMSE LVES FROM THE BINARY! THEY PROBARLY HAVE soME OTHER aumB POWERS TOO LIKE, BEING ABLE TO CANCEL NOISE OUr.. SHOUTING REALLY LOUD... "GENDERFUCK" POWER,.. "Punk" hairdo assures you that THEEEEEY are so SPUNKY! Colors of their ostume! SAFE POStels! theylre And otha's brown! Incusive! Also, check cut the THEIR RIVAL.?. GENDER NORM! To BE SEEN IN A DIFFERENT PIC -Pleb!20

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New characters

SNOWFLAKE SAFESPACE DC MARVEI

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"There was an idea, Iger knew this, called the Panderers Initiative. The idea was to create semi-queer characters, see if they could become profitable. See if they could work together to get brownie points from our most loyal consumers."

Anna 'Kylo Ren Apologist' Lencioni @banannerbread I'm putting together a team 7:56 PM - Mar 18, 2020 - Twitter for Android 5.9K Retweets 27.4K Likes

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Fuck IT

chris kindred @itskindred i don't wanna Discourse about snowflake and safespace but damn they just said f--- it huh 4:07 PM - Mar 18, 2020 · Twitter Web Client 94 Retweets 920 Likes nicole ham* @thenicoleham · Mar 18 Replying to @itskindred I googled. um yikes Colin Spacetwinks @spacetwinks · Mar 18 Replying to @itskindred again i hammer "it's not just the writer, it's the bevy of editors this had to go through" 27 2 56

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They're secret identities are Chad and Karen.

FINALLY, cisgendered superheroes for our modern era! This charming couple transform into their mighty alter egos when they touch their wedding rings (designed by DeBeers) together. Genderweird sicko perverts don't stand a chance against these shining beacons of normalcy, as they fight to make the world a safe place to conform! PRIVILEGE ESSENTIA · Ex-cop defending masculinity against oppressive modern ideas - Loves: Football, brewskis, The Troops, emotional unavailability, power tools, free enterprise Watch out for his "Mantrums"! He turns into a super-strong, super-insecure titan who can smash anything and everything around him that he percieves as a threat to his fragile ego. - Brave crusader for traditional gender values. Girl Power! - Loves: Modern country music, Harry Potter references, taking out her anxieties about the patriarchy on those weaker than her, Estee Lauder, wombs Don't let her "Speak To Your Manager"! This sonic shockwave will silence anyone nearby whose opinions she deems less important than hers. yecCH

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New Warriors 2020 looks like it's going to be dumb, I can't wait.

MARVEL ARRIORS 2019

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No More Of These Clever Vampire Names

B-NEGATIVE WARRURS -laciano VECCHIO- MARVEL No more of this clever name b-------

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After listening to your complaints, Marvel has decided to add a new hero to the New Warriors!

New Marvel Superhero 'Cuckold' Wears Name as a Badge MARVEL CUCKOLD Full story: hard-drive.het A Facebook O Twitter Reddit BY HARD DRIVE STAFF | MARCH 18, 2020 L OS ANGELES – In a press release this morning, Marvel Comics announced a new inclusive superhero named Cuckold, a 32-year-old man who can only shoot laserbeams at enemies if someone is “f------ his wife."

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How Screentime Got His Powers

How Screentime got his powers: Internet Gas

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"This meme is rated H for Honest."

Marvel superheroes if they were named using New Warrior 2020's naming conventions CAPTAIN WHITE ARACHNID RADIATING MALE NATIONALIST HOMOPHOBE POWER FANTASY НОMОРНОВЕ PSY-LOCKED FROM ORGANS N---- PANTHER KAREN

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Yes Chad

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The villain of the New Warriors series from Marvel by TheUpbringer

TOXIC WARRUKS MARVEL Terrance Broodly, AKA TOXIC, was once a humble gamer. But one day, his female friend was stolen from him by a jock by the name of Chad Thunder. The rejection was too great, and his edginess gastrified into a controllable substance. In the day, he's the cringe-inducing straight white male college student. But in the nighttime, he sprays his toxic gas on unsupsecting pedestrians, aiming to trigger anyone and everyone in his path, and to make more gamers rise. The mortal enemy of Snowflake and SafeSpace, and most certainly the comic author's personification of the thousands of people making fun of this retarded team and comic because who the f--- creates characters like Snowflake and SafeSpace in a professional capacity.

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