They're secret identities are Chad and Karen. | New Warriors (2020 Reboot) | Know Your Meme

FINALLY, cisgendered superheroes for our modern era! This charming couple transform into their mighty alter egos when they touch their wedding rings (designed by DeBeers) together. Genderweird sicko perverts don't stand a chance against these shining beacons of normalcy, as they fight to make the world a safe place to conform! PRIVILEGE ESSENTIA · Ex-cop defending masculinity against oppressive modern ideas - Loves: Football, brewskis, The Troops, emotional unavailability, power tools, free enterprise Watch out for his "Mantrums"! He turns into a super-strong, super-insecure titan who can smash anything and everything around him that he percieves as a threat to his fragile ego. - Brave crusader for traditional gender values. Girl Power! - Loves: Modern country music, Harry Potter references, taking out her anxieties about the patriarchy on those weaker than her, Estee Lauder, wombs Don't let her "Speak To Your Manager"! This sonic shockwave will silence anyone nearby whose opinions she deems less important than hers. yecCH

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heard two cis dudes at Marvel are introducing a pair of nonbinary heroes named (i s--- you not) "Snowflake" and "Safespace". i figured i should do them a solid and design a pair of cisgender superheroes for them as well, since i know how hard up for representation cis folks are

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We named our new non-binary character Snowflake!!! and their brother is called Safespace!!! why the f--- would you do that MARVEL FACEBOOK.COM/CATWOMANCORE

B-NEGATIVE! WE'RE THE NEW ARRIDRS NOT SO FAST, GALACTUS! SAFESPACE! SCREENTIME! SNOWFLAKE! TRAILBLAZER! RER-STOMET STOMP! SURRENDER NOW, GALACTUS! MARCH 28TH, 2020 CHILLGUYDRAWS

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