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Well, this is awkward... You're reading the bottom of a piZza box. We were betting that no one would ever read the bottom of this pizza box. But here we both are, so let's talk! First we want to thank you for all the love. The enthusiasm that our customers have for our pizzas is so unbelievable, we can't even! Like the time a Yelper said our pizza was the "Best thing I've had in my mouth since prom." That kind of pizza love completes us. You see, 99 to a person, we are true pizza zealots. We are on a mission from the Gods to make THE BEST DAMN PIZZA! We have been informed that they recently recalculated the meaning of life, the universe and everything, and the answer is no longer 42, it's ZaLat pizza. We make our own dough. We oven roast Roma tomatoes and add fresh basil to make our pizza sauce. We use the tastiest pizza cheese that we can get our hands on. We pay more for cheese every month than we pay in rent! We use all beef pepperoni because it's the best. We taste test our pizzas hot, room temp, cold from the fridge and reheated 2 days later. As you can see, we leave it all on the pizza field. The perfect pie represents our Mona Lisa, our raison d'etre, our Sistine Chapel, our Angelina Jolie. This is why one of us personally signs each and every pizza that we sell! So if our delivery times are long, or our prices are slightly higher, or our marketing efforts are a bit elementary and strange, please know that we have gone all out on our pizza... and we didn't have money left to hire a marketing firm, who would have stopped us from putting crazy stuff on the bottom of the pizza box, but hey, what are you doing reading the bottom ofa pizza box anyway?

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