1:50 1 1 Twitter ARK Tristan Today Imagine this. We're both strangers in a grocery store but we will somehow make eye contact in the produce section. My hands are full of limes and I'm unable to hold all of them. Limes are falling all over the ground. Rolling left, right, and just all over. You rush over in an effort to help and I look deeply in your eyes and say, "sorry I'm bad at pickup limes." where's the sex part P Report Sir, this is a grocery store. Delivered Your message GIF

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1:50 1 1 Twitter ARK Tristan Today Imagine this. We're both strangers in a grocery store but we will somehow make eye contact in the produce section. My hands are full of limes and I'm unable to hold all of them. Limes are falling all over the ground. Rolling left, right, and just all over. You rush over in an effort to help and I look deeply in your eyes and say, "sorry I'm bad at pickup limes." where's the sex part P Report Sir, this is a grocery store. Delivered Your message GIF

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