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1 0 36% ll AT&T ? 11:00 PM Natalia YOU MATCHED WITH NATALIA ON 7/21/18 That's some pretty sweet updog you got in your second pic Hi Nothin much, what's up with you? Sent I was working Wbu? Just working on some updog Updog? What? What it's that? What's what? Updog Goddammit, Natalia you are really ruining this for me Sent Send Type a message GIF E Stitch It!

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Lauren, 21 arms dealer 6 miles away hands down the best catch on tinder face 10/10 body 9/10 personality 20/10 arms 1/2 F1

Lydia We'll get along if You let me take the piss out of you Been to hospital for this before. Wasn't fun. Very painful Done

7:47 1 There's a catch tho I charge tho ****** Share your name and photo? What do you mean What + : You said you too What does that mean? That's crazy, me too. What do you charge? Share 65 iMessage I'm playing with you. Oh boy. What's that? How much do you charge? I also charge. Nobody rides this ride for free. But maybe we can figure out something and just call it even for the both of us. x

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