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I decided to travel to the US. At the Embassy for the visa interview.. Officer: Where to in the US? Me: San Jose Officer: It's pronounced as San Hosey. J is pronounced H in the US. Me: Oh, okay! Officer: So how long do you plan to be in the US? Me: From Hanuary to Hune or Huly. Visa Rejected.

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