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Wife- Honey can u please help me cleaning de garden? Husband-Do i look like a gardener? Wife-Sorry Honey, OK then fix de bathroom door. Husband-Do i look like a carpenter?... then de husband walks out. After coming from where he went, he found de garden clean and de door fixed Husband-l knew my wife u can do this all by yourself Wife= Its not Me Husband- Who then? Wife John Our neighbour Husband= How much did u paid him? Wife- No money, he just gave 2 options, bread or sex Husband Hope u gave him bread Wife- Do i look like baker? Husband Fainted

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