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10/30/19(Wed)21:28:41 No.812952987 Anonymous Hey guys! Apologies for my weak English, I am a Turkishman and only learn English from schools and movies. Bear with me >be me 151 KB JPG strong 29yo Turkish man >meet qt3.14 and fall in love and marry her wife has twin sister, but not identical >sister very smart, have master degree and big job >one time twin sister visiting for dinner, wife unable to twist jar for opening >"Anon can you open?" >GRASP jar with both hands >"You like having strong Turkish man hands to open your jars" I make joke >both laugh, wife little blushing >Jar not opening. ALL MY STRENGTH. Still nope, hand sliding >Try again with towel, still no >Twin sister says that force won't work >She take butter knife, put under cover of jar >sssthththPop >pressure gone, jar open ez Pic of MFW learn brain strongest muscle and how she insert knife to jar

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Greentext story of Turkish man that learns great lifehack in how to open a difficult jar by using a butter knife

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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