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Me: I should pay more attention to her Other me: piss her off on purpose so she says goodnight at 6pm & you can play video games in peace

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I accomplished so much in my life as a scientist I raised 5 Scientists

IT'S THE YEAR 2023, CHRISTIANITY IS NO LONGER RELEVANT! 2023 YEARS SINCE WHAT?? MERRY CHRISTMAS! TRAD WEST

Kids now a days: "Shut up mom!" Mom: *shuts up* Tracymemes22 Me, back in the day: shut up mom! Me: wh-where am I? Doctor: The E.R... it's taken us 6 hours to remove this shoe from your a

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