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I accomplished so much in my life as a scientist I raised 5 Scientists

IT'S THE YEAR 2023, CHRISTIANITY IS NO LONGER RELEVANT! 2023 YEARS SINCE WHAT?? MERRY CHRISTMAS! TRAD WEST

Kids now a days: "Shut up mom!" Mom: *shuts up* Tracymemes22 Me, back in the day: shut up mom! Me: wh-where am I? Doctor: The E.R... it's taken us 6 hours to remove this shoe from your a

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i replayed this song like 1,000,000 times already Antworten Bill Smith vor 1 Monat 3:24-204 seconds 204 X 1000000%3D204000000 seconds 204000000/60 = 3400000 minutes %3D 3400000/60~56666.7 hours 56666.7 /24 2361.2 days 2361 2/365 6 5 years This video came out last year You sir just lied. shame on you. DESTRUCTION 100

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And unblock a n---- Today 6:33 PM Que?? You speak English n---- No habla inglés. Yeah yeah yeah taco burrito unblock a niggito SPEECH 100

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Who are we? Students! 6 Months holiday, Twice a year What do we want?

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cops when the autistic kid pulls out his glock to help shoot black kids with you We weren't expecting special force

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