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RULE 1. THE ROAD RUNNER CANNOT HARM THE COYOTE EXCEPT BY GOING "BEEP-BEEP!" RULE 2 NO OUTSIDE FORCE CAN HARM THE COYOTE ONLY HIS OWN INEPTITUDE OR THE FAILURE OF THE ACME PRODUCTS. RULE THE COYOTE COULD STOP ANYTIME IF HE WERE NOT A FANATIC (REPEAT: "A FANATIC IS ONE WHO REDOUBLES HIS EFFORT WHEN HE HAS FORGOTTEN HIS AIM." -GEORGE SANTAYANA) RULE 4 NO DIALOGUE EVER, EXCEPT "BEEP-BEEP!" RULE S THE ROAD RUNNER MUST STAY ON THE ROAD LOGICALLY, HE WOULD NOT BE CALLED ROAD RUNNER. OTHERWISE RULE ALL ACTION MUST BE CONFINED TO THE NATURAL ENVIRONMENT OF THE TWO CHARACTERS THE SOUTHWEST AMERICAN DESERT RULE7 ALL MATERIALS, TOOLS, WEAPONS, OR MECHANICAL CONVENIENCES MUST BE OBTAINED FROM THE ACME CORPORATION. RULE S WHENEVER POSSIBLE, MAKE GRAVITY THE COYOTE'S GREATEST ENEMY RULE 9 THE COYOTE IS ALWAYS MORE HUMILIATED THAN HARMED BY HIS FAILURES

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