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Wrsaw PaT GF Раэт 0-1 2-3 Soviet Union German Democratic Republic Socialist Republic of Romania -loves you almost -makes sure to grip the dong hard when firing away (on either her PM md. 65 or you) keeps you safe with the Gărzile Patriotice -wants to help bring up the population of her country as ordered by the party -likes to be independent; wary of how the Soviets invaded Hungary and Hungarian People's Republic -total tankie. -will whip you into proper form with Prussian-style doctrine makes sure to punish you hard for being a (former) kapitalistisches Schweinhund -stalks over you like the Stasi puts up protective anti-fascist barriers to protect you from the influence of surrounding reactionari es -sexy Strichtarn clothes will not ever let you leave her. -self-conscious about her father having much as Ceaușescu warmer thana bowl of conÁHKa, but won't hesitate to send you to the ryTar if she suspects you of disloyalty -helps her fellow socialist comrades in their struggles -wants to cuddle your face like -very loyal, but isn't into hardcore stuff like Stalinism and will try to leave if you force it on her -will eat anything with paprika on it -generally reserved, but aftera few glasses of pálinka she gets quite frisky -super fashionable M1949 camouflage gear -excellent at cooking, makes a hell of a bowl of goulash -supports socialism, but can't get the memories of '56 out of her head an yшанка -father fought in the Great Patriotic War, grandfather fought in the Russian Civil War very clingy, will go after you like Hungary if you ever try to leave her Czechoslovakia -strong follower of Marxism-Leninism but is more chill with the West and China than supported and fought for Nazis, more adamant about her socialist commitments others because of it. -seriously though, you can't leave. 8 People's Republic of Bulgaria pulls off a tan well wants to frolick in a bikini on the Czechoslovak Socialist Polish People's Republic People's Socialist Republic Republic heavy drinker -chill and laid back compared to others in the Pact -extra qt -extra loyal -poor but sexy hungry for your kielbasa lonely in her country after WW2 killed a s--- ton of Polish men of Albania -into the hardest stuff when it comes to Communism (and lovemaking) wants to do some kinky s--- to you in beaches of the Black Sea with you wants to cook you some sweet has weird guns, wants you to play with her strange toys with her gets harassed constantly by the Soviets and other Warsaw Pact countries the bunker outsi de her house pretty poor and has cheap ditzy s--- for weapons; makes up for it by having enough munitions to power generations of all-out guerrilla war against anyone who steps on shqiptar turf. халва -extremely Catholic despite living in an Eastern Bloc country -fan of rifle grenades on AK's -likes taking you on dates to the local bar mleczny and shopping queues. -wears Deszczyk camouflage that the GDR and Czechoslovakia ripped off of her -down to watch Czterej pancerni i pies and chill whenever -camouflage based off of German Splittermuster -f------ hates Turkey -thicc from lifelong diet of KHceio -lowkey everyone's bitch in the East Bloc, only Romania and Albania really feel bad for her. мляко -generally mild-mannere d, but the Thracian blood activates during sex, and she goes total sadist on you in bed. -sexually submissive -chugs down beer by the gallon -closet Westaboo -f------ hates Yugoslavia. will dump you in a heartbeat if she thinks you don't agree with her extremes or are a revisionist -closet Maoist

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HOSPITALLER GF "The healing is just as Faithful, Kind, Devoted rewarding as the hurting~" Doesn't have the best aim "Did I forget to turn full auto off? Woops~" That heretic definitely didn't need that many holes in him- 5'10" 577 gray TH Her dove's named Celest Surprisingly sweet for a Sister "You're sure it doesn't hurt Dear? Let me take a look" Fuses over every scratch you get Very soft and doting "No need to fuss Dear, the Emperor has blessed you with me to keep you alive~ It doesn't hurt! Has the Good Stuff Met after she amputated a heretics arm holding your neck "Unhand them Heretic FILTH!!! . . . Are you alright Dear?" You blacked out and woke up in a Rhino with your head in her lap "Ah! Loyal Servant of the Emperor, you awaken. Please rest, you have earned it~" Gives you a personal checkup after every battle "Let me care for you, Dear" Mommy vibes? "Honey~ It's time for your purity injection!" You know it's medicine ... Probably Makes sure you're taking care of yourself

Gets super happy when you give her 'medals' Loyal and Strong "Thank you Sah! Hehehe" The comissar gave you a sticker sheet, the gold stars are her favorite You may give her too many-your almost out but she's too damn cute "I doesn't Puts her head in your lap when you read to her understands most of it, but I likes yah voice" Dates typically consist of simple things like that Loves when you cook for her Likes sitting you on her lap when she eats "You can 'ave some too~ Tries not to eat your rations too "Offy-sah! The food- guy gave me extra rations!" GOR MEAT Has a Bonehead chip in her Sleeps with it in noggin "I'ms smarta than 10'0" the other ones! Got's a medal when I spelt out mah whole name!" She's very proud of herself Loves the ripper you commissioned for her OGRYN GF "Da-Dah Commy-sar saids you are mah new offy-sir..." She looked super nervous when you "I uh... first met her I's thinks you're very pretty, can I be your uh... G-Gurlfren?" How could you say no? *you were afraid she might get upset and squish you" The hug she gave nearly killed you when you said yes "Mama always said 'You gots to protect the ones yah love lots' and I-I love you's a lot~" Beat a Tyranid Warrior to death... with another "NOBODY TOUSHES MAH OFFY-SAH!!!" Tyranid Proceeded to carry you a mile on her shoulder even though you were fine "H-Here yah go, Will occasionally give you pretty rocks she finds Always shares with you her arms (when she doesn't hold on to you) Snores like a tank Absolute teddy bear do yah like it?" You keep them all on a shelf in your quarters.

You can cross over to my Neutral Zone, human. Romulan GF Is that a cloaking device in your pants or are you just happy to see me? You think we should acquire a pet? How about a Klingon? An engagement ring? Oh, human. :33 *5 minutes later* IT'S A FAAAAAAAKE! I wasn't spying on you, don't be ridiculous! Now tell me who that girl you looked at yesterday when you were walking to the Turbolift was. I know you like beer but I only like Romulan ale spritzers so I got both. *makes your assassination look like a suicide so your family doesn't suffer any public shame*

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