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>>41920198 Anonymous 08/17/15(Mon)04:58:24 No.41921539 41923267 Ahriman was the god of literal pure evil and darkness from Zoro >41920312 The religion of Canada is a simple one We are kind and peaceful people. We harbor no ill towards anyone. And we can achieve this state of bliss because every time a Canadian is born, a Canada Goose is born with them. The two are paired forever. For every ounce of peace and happiness a Canadian has. The Canada goose has equal hate. Anonymous 08/17/15(Mon)04:05:30 No.41920312 File: Spoiler Image (61 KB, 300x200) 41921539 Let's be honest, there is only one thing that is truly born evil in this world, one thing that exists only to beget suffering in others and eternal torment in those it's path crosses. they are simply beings of hatred IN THE BEGINNING, THE PEOPLE OF CANADA WERE AN EVIL RACE i hate you with every fiber of my being THE REASON CANADIANS ARE SO NICE IS EASILY EXPLAINED. ONCE A YEAR, ON THE SIXTH FULL MOON, ALL CANADIANS GATHER TOGETHER BENEATH THE STARS TO PERFORM A RITUAL THAT SUCKS OUT ALL OF THEIR MEANNESS AND CRUELTY ... AND PLACES IT INTO CANADA GEESE. THEN A GREAT WIZARD NAMED TIM HORTON COLLECTED ALL THEIR RAGEAND CAST IT INTO THE CANADIAN GOOSE Like Share O Comment 1 AND THEY ALL LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER EXCEPT FOR THE GEESE, THEYRESTILL P----- You know how Canadians are so nice? It's because all our negative thoughts and feelings are collected until theres enough to form a Canadian goose. That's where Canadian geese come mgilp.com A from Like Reply Just now isn't that just the plot of The Dark Crystal?

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

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