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The Virgin Vegito The Chad Gogeta Takes no skill to pull off Uses a generic looking energy blade attack Takes extreme skill and precision to properly pull off Attacks involve rainbows and sparkles, still more badass than Virgin Lame theme song badass theme song Has no base form, starts off in Super Salyan has base form "It's over Janemba, l've come for you!" - "The Saiyans? They're here. I am they, we are one Unfortunately for you Omega." no memorable quotes super saiyan blue Super Saiyan 4 wears same earrings as Goku's wife Wears Chad Metamoran clothes gets turned into a candy by Majin Buu Knocks Omega Shenron back with extreme force by simply looking at him Killed Super Janemba who can disrupt the flow of life and death itself by simply existing with ease Has 0 kills

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Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA

Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all

Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon

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The Virgin "Super Saiyan Blue" The Chad "Super Saiyan 4" Comes from a show that makes no sense to the original story Comes from a show that connects perfectly to the original story Original and creative desigrn loved by many Boring design, recolored SSJ Stupid, doesn't know left from right and only cares about fighting stronger people Skilled and smart fighter who doesn't play around Massive tail that is constantly erect Cowers behind "god ki" No tail Pure unbridled saivan strength Made to work the fields by his wife Doesn't need to plow fields, has enough money as it is Same clothes he has worn since he was 18 Magic pants

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"The Virgin Hiveswap" THE CHAD DELTARUNE Sans holds up as a standalone experience no sans only secret is a game over screen menagerie of secrets including secret boss has no identity of its own only created out of obligation created purely out of passion builds upon original and completely dependent on familiarity with original, still neglects to appeal to fans of it appeals heavily to fans of it shelby cragg temmie chang 2mil budget paid for by fans entirely free amalgam of several dissolved teams only one song by toby fox full ost by toby fox made by about 3 people whole 1st act spoiled before release you didnt even know it was a merch shilled before anything playable is released, needs s----- visual novels to fund itself needs no external funds and creator discourages donations game on release unanimously adored charming and legitimately built hype for years built hype for a day and and failed to deliver came out the day after it was announced delayed for years relies on reference humor and twitter jokes overproduced 2d artstyle that doesnt stay true to original's appeal funny sense of humor total honestly with state simple and effective pixel artstyle that is true to the original while expanding upon it total radio silence upon hiatus of game upon hiatus priorities are solely on expanding upon the original's gameplay and mechanics completely fleshed out and lovable characters laughably mismanaged priorities meme-tier waifu bait characters

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The Virgin Kolchak VS The Chad Savinkov by DIRECTRULEFROMMEMES

THE VIRGIN KOLCHAK Wears a badass hat THE CHAD SAVINKOV Is only allowed to exist because Savinkov is too busy crushing the syndies to bother with him Cares deeply about the needs of the Russian peasantry Is nothing but a cuck for the J--- His coup failed, so he ran all the way to Vladivostok, liked the p---- he is Personally leads his Combat Squads into battle against the Bolshevik Scum Usually gets overthrown Rules a tiny, irrelevant nation A true Russian patriot Lj Is a traitor to Russia Respects Russia's loyal Will take revenge against the Germans Incapable of saving Holy Mother Russia from the Bolshevik Menace A reactionary despot, who cares nothing for everyday Russian people A close ally of General Kornilov, hero of the Russian Civil War

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The Laquisha VS The Ebony by turakissa

The Laquisha The Ebony Sunbathes to become even darker, never seen a bottle of skin whitening in her Friends with Stacy ever since their kinder garten days Tries to fight against eurocentric beauty ideals, ends up using skin whitening products anyway Refuses to befriend Becky because she's white Cries when Tyrones go for Stacies and writes a blog how problematic Listens to Bevonce and writes articles how everyone not liking her is a bigot Only listens to legendary black musicians like Whitney Houston, Jimmy Hendrix, and Bob Marley Tyrones leave their light skin bitches for her, gets even Chang's attention Blames all her problems on white people and other aces Shaves her head to be edgy, just ends up looking like a cancer patient Didn't vote for Obama because he's light skin Let's her natural afro grow so thick it resembles a mangrove jungle Thinks that Obama doesn't pass for black man as well but does not judge him by skin color anyway

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The Virgin Eastern Canada vs The Chad Western Canada by WaveElixir

The Virgin Eastern Canada The Chad Western Canada Full of crazy, weird lovable rural Canadians Strong sense of Canadian national pride Incredibly "tolerant - 인 Terrain and weather not optimal for agriculture Has Quebec, the province full of pretentious Frenchers that hate Canada Vancouver and Calgary most livable cities in North America Contains the maritime provinces, aka the most depressing and "past its prime" region of Canada Most residents have northern English heritage and have inhereted a hard working, humble attitude Responsible for Mac Demarco and Nathan Fielder Biggest city is Toronto where over half of residents have no Canadian heritage Respects the states but prefers Canada for its culture and customs Would join the United States if given the chance Alberta and BC contain some of the most beautiful mountains in the world

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Virgin Mercy VS CHAD MEDIC VS T H A D D O C

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Mark Waid vs. Ya Boi Zack

the virgin waid vs the chad zack $9 FREE haircut Roiling impotent rage Always ready to bleed for his art Dangerously thin skin Eyes far apart to better see approaching women to impregnate Slumped posture of utterly broken man Flabby upper arms Defeated sunken chest Has never lifted anything heavier than an iphone 7 Arms sculpted to perfection by perfect pushups, dog wrestling Belly swollen with indulgence, pride, also Twinkies Chest filled with joy of fathering many children Hands flexed in readiness for ripping lenticular covers Tiny weak hands like a doll's Fat thighs, thin knees (sexual deviance) "Nice pee-pee"

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Virgin NPC vs Chad They Live

The Virgin NPC So "original" we have never The Chad They Live Use subliminal messaging which can only be seen for the truth by one man with a pair of glasses, everyone else "obeys" without knowing seen a meme about blind conformity before... Created in 2016 Created in 1988 Created specifically as an insult to people who have different political beliefs the creator doesn't lik<e So creative a 5 year old child-- could have thought it up Made over $10 million on the Box Office A thoughtful critique of consumer Hurr durr, everyone I disagree with is an Al who isn't ever human culture and Western society Just a recolour of Wojack with a different face Shows how effective propaganda is at manipulating the public Original character design which O required thought and creativity You don't like lrump? You must be an NPC who is incapable o thinking for themselves! Has to make up an enemy because that enemy is nowhere near as common as it used to be Created as an intellectual critique of the media, consumerism, economics, politics, and other such fields Will be forgotten in a year as meme culture changes constantly Plan to take over the world through using the media and the press and getting the public to follow them A sad state on modern meme culture and its laziness Timeless. Will be remembered for all eternity, as politics, economics and philosophy will always exist in human civilisation

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The Virgin Angry Video Game Nerd vs. The Chad Happy Video Game Nerd by sports_brother

The Chad Happy Video Game Nerd Playing hidden gems made him successful but still ended character when his time ca The Virgin Angry Video Game Nerd Hangs out with sperg king Mike Matei Mostly hangs out with his wife. (Who didn't cuck him) Bad games make him angry, but he never stops playing them Prefers a fine wine with video games, clearly a man of taste Running out of s----- games to la Failed attempt at a movie "This game is great!" Never enough good games to discover Drinks Rolling Piss *thumbs up* "What a bunch of putrid a--- f--- balls covered in donkey semen!" Ruined people's lives by making them play S----- GAMES!!! Not much special effects and sparse humor, would rather just focus on reviewing the game Improved people's lives by introducing them to classics the may have looked ver, such as Doom 64, Metal Storm and Little Nemo The Dream Master Uses flashy special effects to distract from the review Theme song is literally just a diss track towards the AVGN, all in good fun.

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The Virgin Strong Bad vs. The Chad Homestar

The Chad Homestar The Virgin Strong Bad Buzzer Too scared to take off mask so he calls it his "face" -_ -Crappy Mexican Mask Sewiously High--/66 --Uses his intellegence to pick up items -Read over 200 e-mails full of crap Underbite +Speech Impediment, no need to talk like a virgin Can't even wrestle -Read e-mail only few times Harasses Homestar -Slightly Tubby No arms for extra speed Doesn't even have a girlfriend- Giant ass star shirt Stupid Boxing Gloves-- -Pants underneath, ot short pants -Crappy skin tight pants Thin legs for super speed- Non-Macho boots Glued some plastic on his feet moss#0925

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Virgin vs. Chad: Warcraft Edition

Hunched Virgin Orc Upright Chad Orc endures every change to the game with unwavering devotion casual peon has played since Alpha unsubs at even the slightest class nerf has never even ran Molten Core inventory stocked with food, bandages and potions defeated the Lich King, Deathwing and the Burning Legion lives solely off healing provided by Victory Rush compensates for low skill with high item level dual-wields Sulfuras like an absolute beast doesn't need endgame gear to prove himself hides behind a paltry shield

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The Virgin gene modded human vs The Chad synth-human by Ben_Tucky

Superhuman sight Beautifull Custom made face The Virgin genemodded human The Chad Synth-human Superhuman intellect Nonmodular body Limited by DNA Sweats Endless potential still a slave of nature that needs food Smells probably believes in souls No need for air or food Lives as a perfect equal with his machine brothers and sisters squishy and weak flesh dependant on his enviroment Superhuman strength Can exist on any Planet he wants scared of superior Al and Droids Never needs to fear or discriminate against Al/Droids Superhuman endurance/stamina Immortal glorious 12 inch lifelike super- c--- very limited stamina and endurance thinks beeing born somehow makes him better than a person that was built

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The Virgin Vegito The Chad Gogeta Takes no skill to pull off Uses a generic looking energy blade attack Takes extreme skill and precision to properly pull off Attacks involve rainbows and sparkles, still more badass than Virgin Lame theme song badass theme song Has no base form, starts off in Super Salyan has base form "It's over Janemba, l've come for you!" - "The Saiyans? They're here. I am they, we are one Unfortunately for you Omega." no memorable quotes super saiyan blue Super Saiyan 4 wears same earrings as Goku's wife Wears Chad Metamoran clothes gets turned into a candy by Majin Buu Knocks Omega Shenron back with extreme force by simply looking at him Killed Super Janemba who can disrupt the flow of life and death itself by simply existing with ease Has 0 kills

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