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Anonymous 2 hours ago be 9 >be lonely kid at new school 47768281 maybe 50 kids total in the whole school the cool guy in the class is talking about his birthday party ask him "would I be able to come too?" she says yes super excited because I'd never really had friends talking about it all week >dad takes me shopping to get him some presents, get him a really good baseball glove since basically all the boys were forced on the baseball team including me >get food, drinks, mum makes some muffins call him and ask if I could come over now s"anon? is that you? I was joking, you're not invited, that's why I didn't give you an invitation card" hear the other kids in the background s"hahaha is that anon, oh my goddd" one of them grabs the phone and puts his mouth right up to the receiver so his voice is ultra loud and distorted, talking like a robot for some reason "you are not our friend, I repeat, leave us alone" >hangs up abruptly >heart sinks tears welling up >dad asks "so you ready to head off now, buddy?" s"yep!" >get him to drop me off around the corner from the kids house >spend literally 5 hours hiding in a bush trying to make up fun stories to tell mum and dad >walk all the way home since no access to a phone >get lost a lot because it's a new place >I'm literally crying because it's dark now and I'm tired and lost find home sit outside for awhile until my eyes dried, bury the glove in the garden >walk in and pretend I had the time of my life 2 REPLIES

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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