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I heand what happened and I forgive yau she just keeps crying and we go to bed Anonymous 0D quizeo5) 01/19/13 (Sat 08 22:11 No 452157960 Reples -sase 遡ーsusans2 I dont doubt OP is beta, but those two cant be the only parameters. I dont want to be eithar of them Anonymous 0D mpgmQGj 01/19/13(Sat 06 32 22 № 452158975 Reples: esusasa-szswa-susmuususnu middle of the might, she randomly says love you don't even hesitate, say love you too she tells me that she had no where to go once my parents didn't et me have her over that she hated staying at her house and how knew how much she hated her parents eventually admits she was teling oldfag this by tet on her way home Friday night (when stripping happened) -he tels her his house is free until Monday, inites her to stay over The way she was acting all cicks and makes sense in my mind 1 even have to way Not even sure why 1 asked the details but I had to many times? she says l don't know you enjoy R? bilon times nd then 5etties down on five she says no but I press her and she says she orgasmed hynd 8099 n the moming. get maming ater pil though at least We'se still eally weird the net few days but ' sll oddly pestive -she says l love you al the time fom never say ng it at al everyone t school has heard about what happened but don't gse 5ht hald hands everywhere, we tell each other as long as we have each other it ll be okay see her with Eric and Dav when it's clear they ana going to go with ar without ma I go with ther just play hals and dink for a whie try to get her to go home mutiple bmes, enic and cousin comvince her to stay oshe's on my lap the entire time with my ams around he gone home at hahway through oldag and her start kissing me when she saya, "dant worry he tal her th rm leaving She says she's going to stay This was last night and I havent taked to her since
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Anonymous 01/15/15(Thu)1203:10 No.592811867 592811 133 # nah, I got cheated on and took back the engagement ring in front of her family last Easter in the middle of dinner, reminded her that "her ring" was a promise to not suck off her ex boyfriends and told her to get accustomed to her parents house because she's moving back there with them at the end of the month. Wiped my mouth with my napkin, thanked everyone for a wonderful dinner and left while she was screaming, her mother was crying, and her father stared straight ahead still chewing You just gotta time it right. 22592812016 # 229 22592812224 # 225 22592815448 # 25 35
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