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bitmap mercenary @wehpudicabok f------ pay us maybe FOOD DO MILLENNIALS EVEN EAT FOOD? Contradictory studies claim they're shopping for fewer groceries...but also dining out less BY DARYN WRIGHT NOVEMBER 4, 2016 1/2/18, 7:03 PM

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H MILLENIAL'S PIZZA PIZZA I'LL TAKE ONE HECKIN' BIG PEPPERINO, GOOD SIR! THAT'LL BE 12.95 I'M BROKE. Cyanide and Happiness Explosm.net

Millennials "Generation Alpha are digital natives. They've grown up already using every technology you had to adapt to." "They know every smartphone, watch 3 screens at once, spend 10 hours a day online. With any luck, they've got the tech skills we need already." Gen Alpha "Does anyone here know what a C drive is? Is it an app?"

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Do Millennials Eat?

FOOD DO MILLENNIALS EVEN EAT FOOD? Contradictory studies claim they're shopping for fewer groceries...but also dining out less BY DARYN WRIGHT NOVEMBER 4, 2016

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The funny thing is: the tweet came from KYM's parent(?) company

So millennials don't really care for boobs that much anymore: trib.al/GVUYOZu ENSORE What millennials really care about THIGHS.0 0o THIGHS HIGHS THIGHS.HIS HEAD IS COM- HIGHS PLETELY FILLEDTHIGHS.ca TaiGu WITH THIGHS THIGHS THIGHS 0o THIGHS THIGHS THIGHS..THIGHS THIGHS HIGHS

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The Schroedinger's Millennial.

FOOD DO MILLENNIALS EVEN EAT FOOD? Contradictory studies claim they're shopping for fewer groceries...but also dining out less BY DARYN WRIGHT NOVEMBER 4, 2016 wait I thought we were wasting all our money on avocado toast, l'm confused! 3 hours ago Like 10 Reply More Schroedinger's Millennial exists in a superposition of spending all their money on avocado toast and not buying any food 3 hours ago . Like D's 14 . Reply . More that's brilliant 3 hours ago Like 1 Reply More Schroedinger's Millennial also works 2 or 3 jobs and makes older generations feel bad about taking vacations, but is also unemployed and lazy 3 hours ago Like 0 11 Reply More Can we keep this going? 3 hours ago Like 1 Reply More chroedinger's Millennial spends way too much money on extravagances despite not making much money, but is also killing just about every luxury industry 3 hours ago Like 10 Reply More Schroedinger's Millennial is alive/dead in a box because they cannot afford a real house 2 hours ago Like 7 Reply More they're alive/dead in a too small box with several other millennials because apartments are expensive too 1 hour ago . Like-d 4 . Reply . More

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Adam Ruins Millennials.

This image of a millennial, this person does not exist. It's a stereotype ist le Generational thinking has always been reductive and condescending Generational thinkinghas been reductive and g to the people being described Generations are the same story over and over The first person to talk about generations was Hesiod,an ancient Greek economist. The way he talked about the generations below him, wasalittle.bitfamiliar.. ー _ They only care about frivolous things When I was a boy, we were taught to be discrete and respectful of elders, but the present youth are exceedingly.. impatient of restraint When iwa itled to stick W SAME AS T EVER WAS "Generations" Are Usually Just Old People Talking Smack on Young People It's just s--- old people say about young people... Younger generations aren't narcissistic, you're just old and mad at them nesanatsrunning the on their phone all the time ouknow who is also on thelr phonest Moms and Dadsanda some dogs ara every ce Anything invented after you're thirty-five is against the natural order of things Young people don't need you to talk to them in their language. They just want to be treated like intelligent people who are worthy of respect micdotcom Watch: obliterated e millennials ar stereot about ntatio matvrity I like this guy a lo shisno "Young people don't need you to talk to them in their language. They just want to be treated like intelligent people who are worthy of respect." Petition to require every politician ever to say this phrase out loud while looking in the mirror every morning Source: mic.com 498,691 notes

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Marriage and children for millennials

TIME @TIME TIME Millennials want jobs and education, not marriage and kids Kelly @kellyblaus Alternate headline: Y'all f----- up the economy so badly that we can't focus on marriage and kids because we're struggling to afford to live

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WSJ may not bring us truth or even actual journalism, but they can still catalyze laughs and unity through comedy.

The Wall Street Journal WSJ Friday at 10:01 AM Most millennials don't even know what fabric softener is used for, and that worries Procter8& Gamble 60母 wni Do Millennials Are Fine Without Fabric Softener P&G Looks to Fix That wsj.com slow-riot Weirdly anti-millennial articles have scraped the bottom of the barrel so hard that they are now two feet down into the topsoil tramampoline its so wild like "this generation with no f------ money is learning to prioritize essentials" and all these chucklefucks can write is advertisements for these companies markrial at least our jeans won't tear at the seams after two washes awfullydull F--- FABRIC SOFTENER IT'S UTTERLY POINTLESS AND F--- DRYER SHEETS LITERALLY NOBODY EVER HAS ENOUGH OF A PROBLEM WITH STATIC TO WARRANT PAYING OUT THE ASS FOR THAT S--- DO YOU WANT CLEAN CLOTHES? YOU DON'T EVEN NEED TO BUY F------ DETERGENT JUST MAKE YOUR OWN* IT'S SO GODDAMN EASY AND 80X CHEAPER F--- THE ENTIRE LAUNDRY INDUSTRY F--- The Entire Laundry Industry Recipe 1 cup Washing Soda (not Baking Soda. Different things.) 1 cup Borax (not Boric Acid. Also a different thing.) ½ cup-1 cup grated bar soap (you can use literally anything. I often use Ivory because it's easy to get and I find it works well, a lot of people like Fels-Naptha, which is an actual laundry bar. Some people use Dr Bronner's. Really does not f------ matter.) After grating your soap, combine all ingredients. That's it. That's the whole thing. Use maybe a cup per load madsciences 've done this for years now and it works as well as any store bought detergent ghostoftwentysomethingspresent WHAT Thank you, tumblr user awfullydull! Your URL does no justice to the good advice you give! kindnessandgoodvibrations Also you can MAKE your own washing soda very VERY cheaply Step one: acquire $5 bag of baking soda from Costco Step two: lay that m------------ baking soda out on a baking tray Step three: bake the baking soda on a tray in an oven at 400° for 1 hour (to make the moisture evaporate, leaving washing soda) Step four: revel in how easy and cheap it is to make your own washing soda, and maybe take a moment to be angry that the industry upcharges the f--- out of something that is so easy to make kindnessandgoodvibrations I see some of y'all complaining about static and/or wanting nice smelling laundry. Go to a craft store, find 100% wool yarn balls. If it doesn't come in a ball, ask an employee to make it into a tight ball for you. Wash in the washing machine to make it felted. Remove from washer, add a few drops of essential oil to the ball, allow to seep in. Dry with clothing. Doesn't need to be rewashed ever, and if it stops smelling, add few more drops of essential oil. Bam, reusable dryer sheets organized-studies love this post so much it's filled with helpful advice, hatred, saving money, and f------ the system all in one Source: slow-riot

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Millennials are killing Applebees

YAHOO Millennials are killing chains like Buffalo Wild Wings and Applebee's (BWLD) Business Insider UK Kate Taylor 5 hours ago Facebook

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may god have mercy on our souls

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When even Cartoon Network starts mocking you

Cartoon Network Φ @cartoonnetwork: May 24 N Buying a house will have to wait When you spend all your money on avocado toast わ

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I work at a grocery store

The Economist @TheEconomist Why aren't millennials buying diamonds? econ.st/294G6yf 15h The Economist 229 236 Lifelong Iceland Fan @CowlonFullerton @TheEconomist I work at a grocery store 6/30/16, 7:13 PM from Kansas, USA

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Avocado Death of a Salesman

ARTHUR MILLER DEATH OF AN avocapo AVOCADO l can't afford a house SALESMAM

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Millennials are MURDERS

brandon sheffield @necrosofty * Follow Millennials, a generation of MURDERERS Millennials are killing the golf industry - Business Insider Millennials are obsessed with the 'style of life-and it's killing retailers Millennials are killing the movie business | New York Post Millennials are Killing the Golf Industry- the BLITZ agency blog Will The Millennial Generation Kill Home Depot? Forbes Millennials are killing relationships and we should be concerned Take Two | Are millennials killing the running trend? Maybe. | 89.3 KPCc Are Millennials Killing Wine? An exposé. | Quench Magazine Promiscuous" Millennials Are Killing McDonald's: Gothamist How Millennials Lack Of Manners Is Killing Class Unwritten Millennials Are Killing Off Paper Napkins | Mclntyre in the Morning Are Millennials Killing The Car Industry?| DrivingSales News Here's How Millennials Have Killed Crowfunding | Bossip Are Millennials Killing Credit? Top Rated High Risk Merchant.

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