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The Wall Street Journal WSJ Friday at 10:01 AM Most millennials don't even know what fabric softener is used for, and that worries Procter8& Gamble 60母 wni Do Millennials Are Fine Without Fabric Softener P&G Looks to Fix That wsj.com slow-riot Weirdly anti-millennial articles have scraped the bottom of the barrel so hard that they are now two feet down into the topsoil tramampoline its so wild like "this generation with no f------ money is learning to prioritize essentials" and all these chucklefucks can write is advertisements for these companies markrial at least our jeans won't tear at the seams after two washes awfullydull F--- FABRIC SOFTENER IT'S UTTERLY POINTLESS AND F--- DRYER SHEETS LITERALLY NOBODY EVER HAS ENOUGH OF A PROBLEM WITH STATIC TO WARRANT PAYING OUT THE ASS FOR THAT S--- DO YOU WANT CLEAN CLOTHES? YOU DON'T EVEN NEED TO BUY F------ DETERGENT JUST MAKE YOUR OWN* IT'S SO GODDAMN EASY AND 80X CHEAPER F--- THE ENTIRE LAUNDRY INDUSTRY F--- The Entire Laundry Industry Recipe 1 cup Washing Soda (not Baking Soda. Different things.) 1 cup Borax (not Boric Acid. Also a different thing.) ½ cup-1 cup grated bar soap (you can use literally anything. I often use Ivory because it's easy to get and I find it works well, a lot of people like Fels-Naptha, which is an actual laundry bar. Some people use Dr Bronner's. Really does not f------ matter.) After grating your soap, combine all ingredients. That's it. That's the whole thing. Use maybe a cup per load madsciences 've done this for years now and it works as well as any store bought detergent ghostoftwentysomethingspresent WHAT Thank you, tumblr user awfullydull! Your URL does no justice to the good advice you give! kindnessandgoodvibrations Also you can MAKE your own washing soda very VERY cheaply Step one: acquire $5 bag of baking soda from Costco Step two: lay that m------------ baking soda out on a baking tray Step three: bake the baking soda on a tray in an oven at 400° for 1 hour (to make the moisture evaporate, leaving washing soda) Step four: revel in how easy and cheap it is to make your own washing soda, and maybe take a moment to be angry that the industry upcharges the f--- out of something that is so easy to make kindnessandgoodvibrations I see some of y'all complaining about static and/or wanting nice smelling laundry. Go to a craft store, find 100% wool yarn balls. If it doesn't come in a ball, ask an employee to make it into a tight ball for you. Wash in the washing machine to make it felted. Remove from washer, add a few drops of essential oil to the ball, allow to seep in. Dry with clothing. Doesn't need to be rewashed ever, and if it stops smelling, add few more drops of essential oil. Bam, reusable dryer sheets organized-studies love this post so much it's filled with helpful advice, hatred, saving money, and f------ the system all in one Source: slow-riot

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