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PTSD-Phos Gf Jobless aimless NEET "You are so obedient" ou Follows you everywhere can Seduces you and has you at the edge of your seat, then f---- up right at the climax and leaves without apologizing. "Don't touch me "not now,Antarc, I have work to do "I found some nice books to read" Gives you head every day, so good you see her in your dreams. Catastrophically accident-prone Does pretty much anything you ask her to do after right afterteling you off Gives you novels to read, most written by her "I-I am cute agal pretending Talks to you for hours about how much she hates Manipulates you into doing stupid s---. (muffled "Don't touch me, fageot from her insides everytime you kiss her) But you only see her from 7 PM to 7:15 PM when she is not working Oops you died horribly from caring about Phos Ah, this? Haha, yeah, I had another accident. Amazing at conversation, gives your parents a great first impression. You met her at the mental asylum, still goes back sometimes. Adamant BF Euclase gf ve 'yeah sorry, I cant go out today too much work to do. Wait for an Gosh anon, you are always thinks the best of you, can't stay mad for longer than I-its okay you dont have to you two arent really f------ but spend a once they leave the house Wants you to be rough on bed but doesnt say it sleeps most of the time Its time for your daily examination "Sorry, Morga just called and she really needs Cries when you his past relationships keep getting in your way...as in trying to abduct and murder you KONGOU C--- Zircon Anon, Its okay, we can cuddle" Has enough money to support herself, constantly buying clothes and stuff to be Then "Anon have sex with me" Tries to pull weird s--- on bed like licking your feet, pretends to be joking and cries if you look at her weird then. Dreads meeting your parents wants to fullfill everyone's expectations. jo ?7?7?????????7???????????? at Bort? Maybe you think le she is better than me? You want to f--- Bort? gets excited if you let her win. see, I should just kill myself then right? Since you ANGERY!" Can I study on your bed, Onii-chan?" Guess who?" Awoooh! "I'm studying this book about... ect Listens to your problem Carefree, day is spent mostly exploring new locations and going to your secret place Tries to wake you up to do things together, gets increasingly DISQUIETED if you continue sleeping. new locations and going to your secret place Everyone thinks you are a p--- ills the house with flowers s the house with flowers "When I grow up, I wanna be a smart girl!'" for clothes and accessories Never actually leaves your house OH!" You look kinda Too innocent and pure to understand sex Too innocent and pure to understand sex They delight on watching your reactions when they hit against each other. Alwa ys support phene Gf Alexandrite G Alexandrite GF AND THEY RUN WHEN THE SUN COMES UP o get you both cares after you a gives you respect and affirmation. alone, visibly annoyed when you talk with other people Clueless about anything other than WITH THEIR LIVES ON THE LINE see paper Too late, now she's tearing down your curtains and mixing it with wood pulp overworks herself and falls asleep on her desk, you have to take her to her You should really get a job Anon, ill recommend you to this one Always bites during sex NO CHOICE cries whe n something goes wrong in her Has a paper fetish, covers herself with RULES OF NATURE sorry, did I push you too much? GOTTA FOLLOW THE LAWS OF THE WILD Hey anon, help me hold this chair" you dont h Sex either ends with her fainting a Red Alex obliberating your hips with her ass Paper cuts turn her on Paperweight Rock Gf Moonie Gf Professor Gf Did you bought me th "You can bring your friends home, you know, I'm not gonna kill them. Haha The most cool person you ever meet pleasetell me you love me.. Days are spent hunting gems, eating moon goo and designing plans to finally achieve the afterlife. Doesn't have any friends. Oh my god, Gems are like SO lame, they all have the SAME body can you believe that (Enjoys) waking up, arguing, eating, falling in love the endless repetition of the same things opens shirt I'm sorry for the w Listens to Linkin Park all day Manipulative, but wants to see how you see things (literally) Would you pray for me? Really? A... Anon

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HOSPITALLER GF "The healing is just as Faithful, Kind, Devoted rewarding as the hurting~" Doesn't have the best aim "Did I forget to turn full auto off? Woops~" That heretic definitely didn't need that many holes in him- 5'10" 577 gray TH Her dove's named Celest Surprisingly sweet for a Sister "You're sure it doesn't hurt Dear? Let me take a look" Fuses over every scratch you get Very soft and doting "No need to fuss Dear, the Emperor has blessed you with me to keep you alive~ It doesn't hurt! Has the Good Stuff Met after she amputated a heretics arm holding your neck "Unhand them Heretic FILTH!!! . . . Are you alright Dear?" You blacked out and woke up in a Rhino with your head in her lap "Ah! Loyal Servant of the Emperor, you awaken. Please rest, you have earned it~" Gives you a personal checkup after every battle "Let me care for you, Dear" Mommy vibes? "Honey~ It's time for your purity injection!" You know it's medicine ... Probably Makes sure you're taking care of yourself

Gets super happy when you give her 'medals' Loyal and Strong "Thank you Sah! Hehehe" The comissar gave you a sticker sheet, the gold stars are her favorite You may give her too many-your almost out but she's too damn cute "I doesn't Puts her head in your lap when you read to her understands most of it, but I likes yah voice" Dates typically consist of simple things like that Loves when you cook for her Likes sitting you on her lap when she eats "You can 'ave some too~ Tries not to eat your rations too "Offy-sah! The food- guy gave me extra rations!" GOR MEAT Has a Bonehead chip in her Sleeps with it in noggin "I'ms smarta than 10'0" the other ones! Got's a medal when I spelt out mah whole name!" She's very proud of herself Loves the ripper you commissioned for her OGRYN GF "Da-Dah Commy-sar saids you are mah new offy-sir..." She looked super nervous when you "I uh... first met her I's thinks you're very pretty, can I be your uh... G-Gurlfren?" How could you say no? *you were afraid she might get upset and squish you" The hug she gave nearly killed you when you said yes "Mama always said 'You gots to protect the ones yah love lots' and I-I love you's a lot~" Beat a Tyranid Warrior to death... with another "NOBODY TOUSHES MAH OFFY-SAH!!!" Tyranid Proceeded to carry you a mile on her shoulder even though you were fine "H-Here yah go, Will occasionally give you pretty rocks she finds Always shares with you her arms (when she doesn't hold on to you) Snores like a tank Absolute teddy bear do yah like it?" You keep them all on a shelf in your quarters.

You can cross over to my Neutral Zone, human. Romulan GF Is that a cloaking device in your pants or are you just happy to see me? You think we should acquire a pet? How about a Klingon? An engagement ring? Oh, human. :33 *5 minutes later* IT'S A FAAAAAAAKE! I wasn't spying on you, don't be ridiculous! Now tell me who that girl you looked at yesterday when you were walking to the Turbolift was. I know you like beer but I only like Romulan ale spritzers so I got both. *makes your assassination look like a suicide so your family doesn't suffer any public shame*

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