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Only cowards use arrows, you know l don't need a princess to save, because i have you Warrior GF l can't wait to kill some goblins with you! Which do you prefer: axes, maces or swords? Spells? What would i need that for? l can carry your weapons if they're too heavy HP: 200 Wanna hear the new inspiring speech i've been working on? STR. 10 DUR. 10 *CLANG *C'mon, let me hear your battlecry! If things get too tought just hide behind me Check out my sweet new set of armor Could you please get me some health potions? Heavy armor >>> Light armor CHAR. 3 Hey let me show you this cool new sword trick C-could you help me take off my armor, please? Have i ever told you about the first dragon i killed? Do you want me to tell it again? Ranger GF Shh. i need to focus... *Twang* Do you mind if i stay behind you?...N-no particular reason 戈 Let's go steal from the rich and give to the poor! Crossbows? What kind of heresy is that? l don't need armor, i've got skill Are you a ranger too? Because you've hit me straight in the heart STR. 3 DUR.3 SPD. 10 l can teach you how to climb trees if you want to Don't worry, i'll guard you while you sleep Ranged weapons are just better, it's simple logic Due to my elven nature, i will inevitably outlive you, but know that you'll always live on in my memory CHAR. 6 *scrapes knee* ANON, HELP! I'M DYING! Can you put this apple on your head real quick? l cast magic missile into the darkness Sorry for awakening an eldritch horror...again MAGIC Behold the power of my sta - i mean, my summon! Is that your wand in your pocket, anon? Do you wish to learn the ancient secrets of the mystic arts, anon? MP: 200 STR. 1 Wanna see a magic trick? Have this enchanted ring, it'll shield you from dark magic Don't worry, it's a fake beard l need you to go gather some ingredients for these potions DUR.3 It's not a dress! It's a robe! Let's qo buv books together! Magic isn't about "why?", it's about "why not? l'll warn you beforehand that i have no sense of right or wrong CHAR. 5 Magocracy is clearly the only political system that works So, you have any plans for our next heist? Quick, distract the guards for me! D-diamonds? What diamonds? I didn't see any diamonds... Look over there! *grappling hooks away Light armor >>> Heavy armor Shadow hide you lonly steal from bad peoplel(Well, most of the time) STR. 2 SPD. 10 DUR.3 SPD. 10 It's not illegal if you don't get caught There's no such thing as "too many lockpicks", anon l-1 only steal to survive! Of course i need a golden necklace to survive Yeah...Of course i don't kill *Sneaks up on you SURPRISE! Let's go jump through the rooftops together! No anon, i am not a ninja l'm not an assasin either CHAR. 7 Could you please wear this guard uniform? And do you mind calling me "criminal scum"? Shall i compare thee to a summer's day, anon? Can you help me tune my lute, anon? Nah, thou art more lovely and more temperate. Dramatic? me? why, NEVER! If only mere words could capture the love i feel for you Did you read the love letters i sent you? Come on anon, it's a duet, you've gotta sing with me Greek mythology is best mythology Even when we die, our love will live eternally through my art W-who are you calling "Spoony"? STR. 3 Which is your favorite literary school, anon? DUR.2 CHAR. 10 You are totally my muse Keep in mind that if you break up with me i'll give you the roasting of a lifetime Anyway here's wonderwall

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HOSPITALLER GF "The healing is just as Faithful, Kind, Devoted rewarding as the hurting~" Doesn't have the best aim "Did I forget to turn full auto off? Woops~" That heretic definitely didn't need that many holes in him- 5'10" 577 gray TH Her dove's named Celest Surprisingly sweet for a Sister "You're sure it doesn't hurt Dear? Let me take a look" Fuses over every scratch you get Very soft and doting "No need to fuss Dear, the Emperor has blessed you with me to keep you alive~ It doesn't hurt! Has the Good Stuff Met after she amputated a heretics arm holding your neck "Unhand them Heretic FILTH!!! . . . Are you alright Dear?" You blacked out and woke up in a Rhino with your head in her lap "Ah! Loyal Servant of the Emperor, you awaken. Please rest, you have earned it~" Gives you a personal checkup after every battle "Let me care for you, Dear" Mommy vibes? "Honey~ It's time for your purity injection!" You know it's medicine ... Probably Makes sure you're taking care of yourself

Gets super happy when you give her 'medals' Loyal and Strong "Thank you Sah! Hehehe" The comissar gave you a sticker sheet, the gold stars are her favorite You may give her too many-your almost out but she's too damn cute "I doesn't Puts her head in your lap when you read to her understands most of it, but I likes yah voice" Dates typically consist of simple things like that Loves when you cook for her Likes sitting you on her lap when she eats "You can 'ave some too~ Tries not to eat your rations too "Offy-sah! The food- guy gave me extra rations!" GOR MEAT Has a Bonehead chip in her Sleeps with it in noggin "I'ms smarta than 10'0" the other ones! Got's a medal when I spelt out mah whole name!" She's very proud of herself Loves the ripper you commissioned for her OGRYN GF "Da-Dah Commy-sar saids you are mah new offy-sir..." She looked super nervous when you "I uh... first met her I's thinks you're very pretty, can I be your uh... G-Gurlfren?" How could you say no? *you were afraid she might get upset and squish you" The hug she gave nearly killed you when you said yes "Mama always said 'You gots to protect the ones yah love lots' and I-I love you's a lot~" Beat a Tyranid Warrior to death... with another "NOBODY TOUSHES MAH OFFY-SAH!!!" Tyranid Proceeded to carry you a mile on her shoulder even though you were fine "H-Here yah go, Will occasionally give you pretty rocks she finds Always shares with you her arms (when she doesn't hold on to you) Snores like a tank Absolute teddy bear do yah like it?" You keep them all on a shelf in your quarters.

You can cross over to my Neutral Zone, human. Romulan GF Is that a cloaking device in your pants or are you just happy to see me? You think we should acquire a pet? How about a Klingon? An engagement ring? Oh, human. :33 *5 minutes later* IT'S A FAAAAAAAKE! I wasn't spying on you, don't be ridiculous! Now tell me who that girl you looked at yesterday when you were walking to the Turbolift was. I know you like beer but I only like Romulan ale spritzers so I got both. *makes your assassination look like a suicide so your family doesn't suffer any public shame*

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