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Conjoined Gf's Anon, I hope you don't mind if my sister comes along Those pants are so pretty! I hope sis wouldn't mind. Do you have to use the dildo on me tonight? Wanna sit on our lap, Anon, would you care if we got surgery? anon? It'll be cute! I should get a tattoo... but I welbeing care about my sis I hate the circus, anon. It's kind of offensive to us.

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HOSPITALLER GF "The healing is just as Faithful, Kind, Devoted rewarding as the hurting~" Doesn't have the best aim "Did I forget to turn full auto off? Woops~" That heretic definitely didn't need that many holes in him- 5'10" 577 gray TH Her dove's named Celest Surprisingly sweet for a Sister "You're sure it doesn't hurt Dear? Let me take a look" Fuses over every scratch you get Very soft and doting "No need to fuss Dear, the Emperor has blessed you with me to keep you alive~ It doesn't hurt! Has the Good Stuff Met after she amputated a heretics arm holding your neck "Unhand them Heretic FILTH!!! . . . Are you alright Dear?" You blacked out and woke up in a Rhino with your head in her lap "Ah! Loyal Servant of the Emperor, you awaken. Please rest, you have earned it~" Gives you a personal checkup after every battle "Let me care for you, Dear" Mommy vibes? "Honey~ It's time for your purity injection!" You know it's medicine ... Probably Makes sure you're taking care of yourself

Gets super happy when you give her 'medals' Loyal and Strong "Thank you Sah! Hehehe" The comissar gave you a sticker sheet, the gold stars are her favorite You may give her too many-your almost out but she's too damn cute "I doesn't Puts her head in your lap when you read to her understands most of it, but I likes yah voice" Dates typically consist of simple things like that Loves when you cook for her Likes sitting you on her lap when she eats "You can 'ave some too~ Tries not to eat your rations too "Offy-sah! The food- guy gave me extra rations!" GOR MEAT Has a Bonehead chip in her Sleeps with it in noggin "I'ms smarta than 10'0" the other ones! Got's a medal when I spelt out mah whole name!" She's very proud of herself Loves the ripper you commissioned for her OGRYN GF "Da-Dah Commy-sar saids you are mah new offy-sir..." She looked super nervous when you "I uh... first met her I's thinks you're very pretty, can I be your uh... G-Gurlfren?" How could you say no? *you were afraid she might get upset and squish you" The hug she gave nearly killed you when you said yes "Mama always said 'You gots to protect the ones yah love lots' and I-I love you's a lot~" Beat a Tyranid Warrior to death... with another "NOBODY TOUSHES MAH OFFY-SAH!!!" Tyranid Proceeded to carry you a mile on her shoulder even though you were fine "H-Here yah go, Will occasionally give you pretty rocks she finds Always shares with you her arms (when she doesn't hold on to you) Snores like a tank Absolute teddy bear do yah like it?" You keep them all on a shelf in your quarters.

You can cross over to my Neutral Zone, human. Romulan GF Is that a cloaking device in your pants or are you just happy to see me? You think we should acquire a pet? How about a Klingon? An engagement ring? Oh, human. :33 *5 minutes later* IT'S A FAAAAAAAKE! I wasn't spying on you, don't be ridiculous! Now tell me who that girl you looked at yesterday when you were walking to the Turbolift was. I know you like beer but I only like Romulan ale spritzers so I got both. *makes your assassination look like a suicide so your family doesn't suffer any public shame*

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Swiss Army GFM let me help u with that cork stopper anon anon, wanna have kids to serve the motherland? that information is classified want some more chocolate? don' worry about your teeths, I know an excellent +++dentist+++ what do u prefer, anon? I'm +++neutral+++ heils hitler while sleeping* don't say that, anon, that's my trigger word :C hm? did u say something? do u need healing anon? run away with me to the Alps anon we'll have all the Swiss cheese and nazi gold we desire

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[Return] [Catalog] [Bottom] [Update]Auto] No new posts 284/ 150/209/1 File: 1496520921853 jpg (48 KB, 406x359) how's my form? do you like my new knee wraps? gee anon, your bench is really good i'm about to do squats, can you spot me? you don't mind if i chalk up the next time we spoon, do you anon? wanna do deadlifts together? good luck at the meet, and remember to stick your chest out on the deadlift! i'd hate to see you tear an I5, anon Anonymous 07/18/1 7(Tue)04: 19:36 No.42175387 >>4217564924217570922421761312242176819>242177813 2179822242180085 post your perfect /fit/ girlfriend. Anonymous 07/18/1 7(Tue)04:43:55 No.42175649 224217565722421756662242175679 22421756802242175682224217568722421757352242175753 224217577522421757782242175790 42179281 >42179296 >42179356 >4217944142179570 >42179585 >4217960942179628 >42179639 42179650 42179652 >42179670 >42179685 24217969842179743>42179775 >>421 79838 >>421 79943 >>42 03 >>42180017 >>42180032 >>42180039 >>421801 43 >>42180190ー : >>42180355 > 0457 >>42180709 >>421 80820 >242180833 >242180956 >>42181114 i love you for you who are ■ Anonymous 07/18/17(Tue)I5:37:45 No.42176223 · ■ Anonymous 07/18/17(Tue)05:39:42 No.42176241 File: tfw no gf ipg (36 KB, 663x579) >>42178569 Anonymous 07/18/17(Tue)11:01:10 No.42179281 f (935 KB, 320x180) g (8 KB, 250x228) P2 Anonymous 07/18/17(Tue)07:58:42 No.42177494 File >>42178569 g (61 KB, 702x562) ■ Anonymous 07/18/17(Tue)08:15:40 No.42177664 File: youngrich.jpg (11 KB, 320x240) 2242178569 Anonymous 07/18/17(Tue)10:51:47 No.42179211 File: 13388651889 g (106 KB, 1024x768) SP 27 Anonymous 07/18/17(Tue)06:55:39 No.42176983 File: IMG 2645.ipg (171 KB, 710x850) >>42178569 ● Anonymous 07/18/17(Tue)07:04:21 No.42177061 File: 1499639711262.jpg (43 KB, 331x271) トー42178569 Anonymous 07/18/17(Tue)09:33:09 No.42178423 File: 035.png (459 KB, 1656x1200) >>42178569 2 Stop It can't take this amount of feels YOU FEEL IT TOO, DONT YOU? Anonymous 07/18/17(Tue)08:22:26 No.42177732 File: 1429666085374 png (72 KB, 226x263) ' Anonymous 07/18/17(Tue)04:51:26 No.42 175735 le: 1498267511245jpg (95 KB, 612x472) 224217■ 2242178569 Anonymous 07/18/1 7(Tue)06:01:38 No.42176481 File: 1497790609974png (188 KB, 480x380) >>42178569 4 formal request for post removal it will goa Anonymous 07/18/17(Tue)07:01:54 No.42177043 File: 1497654536602 png (233 KB, 568x590) トー42178569 Anonymous 07/18/17(Tue)11:40:20 No.42179652 (23 KB, 337x372) ■ Anonymous 07/18/17(Tue)06:02:59 No File (33 KB, 629x505) Why

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Leftcom GG

left-com gf I'll only have sex with you if I can stay in my armchair Bordiga was hot.. you know that doesn't change anything, right? I don't feel like doing anything today, can we stay inside again? shut up an on I'm trying to read Marx can l use host my reading group? your apartment to LeftCom partner_irl

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Anarchist GF

My heart burns for you like a Spanish church Let's unionise in bed Have you read the bread book? Wanna build a barricade to snuggle behind?. Anarcho-syndicalist gf I feel so liberated when we're together .can I see your militia column? You're almost as cute as Lucia Saornil Let's expropriate a mansion and f--- in it Wanna help me abolish the wage system? It'll be fun- You occupy my heart Im gonna dominate you like a state capitalist <3

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Super GFs

I can take on your mantle if you die Holy here we go again, anon! My grappling hook broke, can i borrow yours? Don't forget to buy more shark repellent Dont worry, i brought my anti-crowbar suit Ill take care of the mooks so you can go after the real villain! I got you a new cape, how do you like it? Holy idealization, anon! Let's practice our fighting together! I did some regrettable stuff back in the silver age, okay? I got you some kryptonite in case i ever go rogue Oh, you found those old pictures of my 90s phase... You're the only one i trust with my secret identity I wish i could take you to see my home planet Bet you didn't recognize me with my glasses on! Sorry about last night, my super-strength gets out of hand sometimes Sorry for being late, the city was being attacked again Somedays i miss the good old times Supervillain gf Thanks for visiting me in jail Lets do an evil laugh together l'll give you Australia once i take over the world Ive been practicing on my evil monologue, wanna hear it? You can pilot my killer giant robot if you want to Feel free to borrow my weapons whenever you want to Do you mind if i tell you my tragic backstory? I told my mooks to follow your orders too l stole forty cakes just for you I'm off to take revenge on those who mocked me back in my childhood, see you at dinner

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Ideal Jotaro gf

ideal Jotaro gf "Beats the meat with Star Platinum Yare Yare Daze's while sex* We're going hunting. N-Not like that! l-l'll punch you if you think we're going to kiss! We need to kill DIO, anon!

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Easy Pete GF

Dynamites too I already told you dangerous, dynamites blow Easy Pete bf dangerous anon, yourselves up Wasteland critters when Sunnys not dont ask again Uh-huh like to move in keep your gun handy if you go poking around the abandoned places around here, like the school house. looking, so watch out Yup Kids these days... basterd

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miku gf

Miku gf I'm happy 3ust being with you How embarrassing! You've caused my cooling fans came on! We will always be here together Whatever song it is, Ill sing it What do you want for dinner? Im thinking leeks You're so warm! Can we cuddle so I might absorb some of your heat? Even though my heart is digital it still beat:s for you! I'll be your Sweet Devil or your Electric Angel

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Orc GF

Zug Zug This axe is part of my culture. "Extra Thicc"? Is that meant to insult me? I see you getting stronger at the gym Good. You may surpass me yet. O-oh. Erm... Thank you. Cheat? I would sooner die than bring such dishonor. Human women fear weapons? I'm sorry. I don't understand... Someone tried to steal your stuff. I cleaved them in two Around elves, watch yourself I prepared some traditional Orc foods. Do you like roasted pork? Thank you for letting me stay in vour home. Your hospitality will be rewarded

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Ancap GF

Ancap GF I'll protect the house while you're at work. Diamonds are an illogical gift. Gold, though... A communist? Never! There's a cop behind us, floor it. I finally physically removed that stain, so to speak. Don't get high off your own supply, babe. Can you buy me that gun? I'll pay you back with interest. A marriage contract and a prenup? Of course l'll sign! We'll save on taxes! Your rocket launcher is so cool. I'm glad our relationship is mutually beneficial! Igot you a bitcoin for your birthday! I love a man with a low time preference!

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Hipster GF

HIPSTER GF *Is always really quiet and has soft voice what do you think of my art anon? *cries instead of getting angry during arguements* lets go hiking in the fields anon! My favorite anime has to be attack on titan! I wish you'd eat less meat we need to save animals not eat them! lets play zelda anon! I don't have high self esteem like you ready for our obscure indie band concert date? anon lets go on a road trip! I wanna take a bunch of aesthetic pictures for my blog let me draw you anon! you look really cute today! lets smoke weed and have lovey dovey sex!

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Argentinian GF

federal gf peronist gt -Why aren't you wearing your divisa punzó? -Do you want to march with me? It's ok for you to love another woman if that woman is Evita -I want to try something new, now put this corncob costum I made some choris for you anon -Don't speak french to me -Sex today? But it's October 17th! Let's go to Plaza de Mayo! -I love your thick sideburns, anon -Are you sweetening that mate? I thought you were a man. That wire bale in my pocket? Oh, just nothing! milico gf 37 gf -You should learn french, anon -Shave that beard and cut your hair you dirty subversive -Do you want to try my new picana? I-it's that a corncob? -Anon, I want to have kids to govern is to populate -Sex tonight? Ok, but not in the bed, it's electrified Shave that mustache, you look like a gaucho! -If you want to c--, then c--, i'll give you battle -Could you get me some indiarn blood to fertilize our garden? -Want to ride my new car? Ok, just don't open the trunk.

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