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draumbooty My buddy used to know this guy in higlh school that would watch p--- before every wrestling match he was in. He didn't beat the meat. Didn't even play with it. Sat fully clothed and watched violent ass hardcore for like halíf an hour. He won almost every match Turns out being sexually aroused with no satisfaction makes your testosterone go into overdrive and turns you into a f----- beast for like 15 minutes I do it now everytime I go to the gym. Never had better workouts. Imagine being the guy figuring this out for the first time draumbooty if you dont nut you unlock superpowers kids mrlevelingthinner having a raging erection while wrestling is also a great form of psychological warfare

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