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homunculus-argument My theory is that ghosts get their energy by sucking the oil out of door hinges. That's how you know a place is haunted. Because the doors creak, even if you've just oiled them. The ghosts suck the oil out.

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In the 1950s everyone was nicer. Even the bears. milesjai WHIT COLOHE

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5 years can do a lot to a website

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Go back to the past and undo the unspeakable evil

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Frustratingly small fandoms

·*T fleurbot WHEN U LOVE SOMETHING SO HARD BUT THE FANDOM CONSISTS OF APPROXIMATELY SIX OTHER PEOPLE ANDA SHOELACE

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OK.

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Nouns vs. Nouns™

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Don't forget those ads of cartoon porn that somehow has a weirdly accurate artstyle

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Why I always have to pick Argonians when I play TES games

rasec-wizzlbang: I cant stop thinking about the fact that, during the oblivion crisis, the Argonians in Blackmarsh kicked dagon's ass so hard, they launched a counter-invasion into Oblivion, and forced the daedra to start closing their own oblivion gates to keep the argonians out And keep in mind, Dagon's plane of Oblivion is the Deadlands, literally hell You basically had a bunch of Lizard Doomguys launching an invasion on Hell

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Power Bloggers

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Marry yourself with your favorite food

saddestblogger my surprise soup themed wedding me: rolls a single can of soup down the isle before I start walking* guests: ????????????????????????????? me

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Legend has it that OP proceeded to update their Facebook wall with a semi edgy quote some random writer said about life.

OMG so I just figured out the word "hurt" it's past, present and future you will be hurt you are hurt you were hurt BECAUSE IF SOMETHING TRULY HURT, IT NEVER REALLY STOPS you poetic little s--- it's because... it's an adjective... you will be stupid you are stupid you were stupid

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Post from 3 days ago. It has not gone much better over the years...

not to be rude but im finding it hard for me to get along with people who aren't gay or mentally il Tumblr™ hi, i'd much appreciate if you'd never reblog another post of mine again in your short miserable time on this earth Tumblr™ version 2.0 MAY 13, 2017 (6:51 PM) 353 12 NOTES

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