Notes:

Original content of a parody on the "buying delegates" image depicting an epic quest released in the online game Runescape, in which Ted Cruz and his Skelegates plan to plunge the United States into 10,000 years of darkness.

For more context, a video, "THE DELEGATES, DAHNALD" featuring a copypasta recited by a text-to-speech program may be found at:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBmEc8yAv9Q