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sifhappens: lheard my brother say he was going to dairy queen so l suck into his car and he has no idea I'm in here he asked his friend what he wanted and I popped up from the floor 'I was thinking about a milkshake' I have never heard two teenage boys scream louder

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The same can also be said if you remember someone who pissed you off long ago and now have an urge to punch someone in the face.

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when you unsuspectingly see your best friend at the store

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Hell is other people. And Tumblr.

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Tumblr in a nutshell

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Fuck

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Kinda feels like that since parents usually overreact to those 2 words.

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"You can't separate the term "faggot" from homophobia."

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It really does feel like that.

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You could also add "silverware/certain pieces of food stuck in the garbage disposal" to the list.

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Why would anyone watch this show instead of porn?

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I don't know, that sounds like something out of Jojo to me

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What a sad shark

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