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Ron Paul vs. Donald Trump

The Chad Trump Doesn't know how to defend America, wants to be nice to our enemies The Virgin Paul Doesn't want to involve America in pointless wars, but still willing to show the world who's boss Didn't want to win, wanted to spead a message and became irrelevant Ran to win the presidential election and keeps on winning Annoying fans who can't meme and possibly pedophiles Beloved and widely supported by the American blue-collar working class. His son is the definition of a cuck. Smoking hot daughter, even he can't keep his hands off her Had to prove he wasn't racist for the racist newsletters he published Doesn't support Israel, most likely an antisemite Respects and supports Israel as America's greatest ally Constantly called a racist for wanting to secure America's borders, doesn't Consistent to the point of being predictable care in the slightest. Master of 4D chess, keeps his political opponents guessing his Wants to Gold Standard back and end the Fed like an autist Opposes NAFTA and TPP but still wants to outsource American jobs with free trade Billionaire real-estate and media morgul, who knows the art of the deal. every move A protectionist who wants to keep American jobs at home, would even start a trade war with U.S. allies.
The Chad Trump Doesn't know how to defend America, wants to be nice to our enemies The Virgin Paul Doesn't want to involve America in pointless wars, but still willing to show the world who's boss Didn't want to win, wanted to spead a message and became irrelevant Ran to win the presidential election and keeps on winning Annoying fans who can't meme and possibly pedophiles Beloved and widely supported by the American blue-collar working class. His son is the definition of a cuck. Smoking hot daughter, even he can't keep his hands off her Had to prove he wasn't racist for the racist newsletters he published Doesn't support Israel, most likely an antisemite Respects and supports Israel as America's greatest ally Constantly called a racist for wanting to secure America's borders, doesn't Consistent to the point of being predictable care in the slightest. Master of 4D chess, keeps his political opponents guessing his Wants to Gold Standard back and end the Fed like an autist Opposes NAFTA and TPP but still wants to outsource American jobs with free trade Billionaire real-estate and media morgul, who knows the art of the deal. every move A protectionist who wants to keep American jobs at home, would even start a trade war with U.S. allies.

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The typical reader of The Morning Leader vs the habitual reader of The Yellow Press

THE PROGRESSIVE THINKER. The Typical Reader of THE "MORNING LEADER." THE MODERATE THINKER. The Habitual Reader of THE YELLOW PRESS. WHICH I( \ ARE YoU? THE THOUGHTFUL MAN. THE OBSERVANT MAN. THE GOOD BUSINESS MAN. THE THOUGHTLESS MAN. THE CREDULOUS MAN. THE LOVER OF CHEAP & UNTRUE SENSATIONALISM IN YOUR TRAIN. IN YOUR TRAM IN YOUR 'BUS. You will find that the MORNING LEADER is the business man's newspaper. It is the paper of intelligence for the intelligent. The paper of Progress. Every line in the MORNING LEADER counts.
THE PROGRESSIVE THINKER. The Typical Reader of THE "MORNING LEADER." THE MODERATE THINKER. The Habitual Reader of THE YELLOW PRESS. WHICH I( \ ARE YoU? THE THOUGHTFUL MAN. THE OBSERVANT MAN. THE GOOD BUSINESS MAN. THE THOUGHTLESS MAN. THE CREDULOUS MAN. THE LOVER OF CHEAP & UNTRUE SENSATIONALISM IN YOUR TRAIN. IN YOUR TRAM IN YOUR 'BUS. You will find that the MORNING LEADER is the business man's newspaper. It is the paper of intelligence for the intelligent. The paper of Progress. Every line in the MORNING LEADER counts.

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Ganondorf

"The Twilight Virgin" The Chadforce of Power Going bald, tries to hide it with a ridiculous hair style Going bald, embraces it by slicking and spiking hair back Completed the Triforce and could only be killed by getting turned to stone in his kingdom about to be crushed by an ocean S-------- collar in Hyrule history Glorious bronze skin would Sickly green skin and sunken eyes make Ghirahim look healthy make a Goron jealous Boring black cape too ong because mommy Kotake couldn't care enough to make it look good, constantly steps on it and trips Giant thick sword about to show Fire Emblem baby sword Huge, massive collar Muscles withered away, hides fat belly with ugly armor how to Smash Fragile glass sword would break if he tried to use it in Smash Perfectly sized cloak that invokes endless power and authority Skintight outfit shows off perfect body Had to hire Loonie Tones loser from shadow realm for his plan to conquer Hyrule to get started and relies on Triforce to do anything Triforce of Power left him and he died after sitting on his ass for 300 years Boots perfect for walking in desert homeland to f--- his harem of 5,000 gerudo women Took Link, Zelda, and those cursed Sages working together to just seal him in another realm to save themselves once he transforms into Ganon Feet hurt from s----- boots Got captured by weak king, tried to be executed, Goddesses pity saved him Ganon form beaten head-to-head by a wolf and an imp Invades the Sacred Realm and takes the Triforce for himself without any help, conquers Hyrule in seven years, and builds floating castle with his own two hands
"The Twilight Virgin" The Chadforce of Power Going bald, tries to hide it with a ridiculous hair style Going bald, embraces it by slicking and spiking hair back Completed the Triforce and could only be killed by getting turned to stone in his kingdom about to be crushed by an ocean S-------- collar in Hyrule history Glorious bronze skin would Sickly green skin and sunken eyes make Ghirahim look healthy make a Goron jealous Boring black cape too ong because mommy Kotake couldn't care enough to make it look good, constantly steps on it and trips Giant thick sword about to show Fire Emblem baby sword Huge, massive collar Muscles withered away, hides fat belly with ugly armor how to Smash Fragile glass sword would break if he tried to use it in Smash Perfectly sized cloak that invokes endless power and authority Skintight outfit shows off perfect body Had to hire Loonie Tones loser from shadow realm for his plan to conquer Hyrule to get started and relies on Triforce to do anything Triforce of Power left him and he died after sitting on his ass for 300 years Boots perfect for walking in desert homeland to f--- his harem of 5,000 gerudo women Took Link, Zelda, and those cursed Sages working together to just seal him in another realm to save themselves once he transforms into Ganon Feet hurt from s----- boots Got captured by weak king, tried to be executed, Goddesses pity saved him Ganon form beaten head-to-head by a wolf and an imp Invades the Sacred Realm and takes the Triforce for himself without any help, conquers Hyrule in seven years, and builds floating castle with his own two hands

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Caped Virgin vs Chad Mumen Rider

Caped Virgin Chad Mumen Rider Takes credit for killing a Demon level threat despite multiple S and A-Class heroes already weakening it Stylish and iconic green helmet Fights threats way above his level, knows he's f----- but still fights anyways because that's what heroes do Creepy bald head reinforces his weirdo vibes. Only climbs ranks by hanging around with Demon Cyborg and S-Class heroes, still didn't do s--- during the A-City invasion Cartoony outfit, looks like A MobDonalds mascot Outfit shows off his theme as a cyclist for justice while still functioning as body armor Can't climb past C-Class due to not being strong enough, acknowledges this but refuses to give up "Just an average guy who serves as an average hero." Worthless cape with no tactical advantage in battle. Meant to look cool but doesn't achieve that either "I will not overlook anv crime!" Extremely efficient gear all designed for protection
Caped Virgin Chad Mumen Rider Takes credit for killing a Demon level threat despite multiple S and A-Class heroes already weakening it Stylish and iconic green helmet Fights threats way above his level, knows he's f----- but still fights anyways because that's what heroes do Creepy bald head reinforces his weirdo vibes. Only climbs ranks by hanging around with Demon Cyborg and S-Class heroes, still didn't do s--- during the A-City invasion Cartoony outfit, looks like A MobDonalds mascot Outfit shows off his theme as a cyclist for justice while still functioning as body armor Can't climb past C-Class due to not being strong enough, acknowledges this but refuses to give up "Just an average guy who serves as an average hero." Worthless cape with no tactical advantage in battle. Meant to look cool but doesn't achieve that either "I will not overlook anv crime!" Extremely efficient gear all designed for protection

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The true Yandere-chan

The Virgin Ayand THE CHAD MAYU Obsesses over some dense upperclassman Will likely end up in prison for murder and blackmail Falls for a successful idol producer Hasn't gone past stalking and invasion of privacy (in canon) Gray ifeless eyes Distinct teal eyes Bland school uniform Very cute blouse The only way 4 she can assert I(. dominance is murdering supposed rivals Has nigh-zero chance of having a healthy relationship with Senpai Takes good care of Producer-san to prove the validity of her affection Actually has a shot of winning Producer-san's heart Has no respect for Senpai's other female acquaintance Probably unkempt and frequently covered in blood Eventually appreciat Producer-san's care for other idols and admires chivalry Keeps up her cute appearance to appeal to Producer-san
The Virgin Ayand THE CHAD MAYU Obsesses over some dense upperclassman Will likely end up in prison for murder and blackmail Falls for a successful idol producer Hasn't gone past stalking and invasion of privacy (in canon) Gray ifeless eyes Distinct teal eyes Bland school uniform Very cute blouse The only way 4 she can assert I(. dominance is murdering supposed rivals Has nigh-zero chance of having a healthy relationship with Senpai Takes good care of Producer-san to prove the validity of her affection Actually has a shot of winning Producer-san's heart Has no respect for Senpai's other female acquaintance Probably unkempt and frequently covered in blood Eventually appreciat Producer-san's care for other idols and admires chivalry Keeps up her cute appearance to appeal to Producer-san

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Becky vs Stacy

The Becky The Stacy Nerdy bun Has countless orbiters and numerous Chads blowing up her phone Has a few beta oribters Loose bagey elothing to hide small t---/flat ass B------- and ass show fertility Sexy, majestic long blonde hair $5 backpack Thinks guys like the "natural" look Make up on point Naturally curvy body gives men instant erections $2000 Gueci bae Goes to school to work on her meme career Wants to f--- Chad Minimum wage job at Starbucks Needs to wear super tight yoga pants to get a few looks Never works a day in her life, lives in luxury F---- Chacd
The Becky The Stacy Nerdy bun Has countless orbiters and numerous Chads blowing up her phone Has a few beta oribters Loose bagey elothing to hide small t---/flat ass B------- and ass show fertility Sexy, majestic long blonde hair $5 backpack Thinks guys like the "natural" look Make up on point Naturally curvy body gives men instant erections $2000 Gueci bae Goes to school to work on her meme career Wants to f--- Chad Minimum wage job at Starbucks Needs to wear super tight yoga pants to get a few looks Never works a day in her life, lives in luxury F---- Chacd

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Virginmonger vs Chadnos

Virginmonger Chadno:s Genuinely cares for the whole universe well-being Want to destroy the world cause his stupid daddy was killed S----- hairstyle_ Sacrificed his beloved daughter to save the whole universe Beautiful chin Using opressed black men as a excuse to destroy the world hipster necklace Can't defeat a few women with sticks and one guy in stupid panther suit Beat the crap out of Avengers single-handedly Fighting like a true gentleman using only his fists need some s----- sticks to fight Expensive suit, still looks like s--- Fullfilled his destiny and saved the universe Simple clothes, still the most beautiful being in the whole universe Couldn't accomplish- anything Mourn the deaths of his subjects Dosen't care about his people and companions Can't even kill one guy if he Can kill half of the isn t crippled or emotionally devasted universe just by snapping his fingers His work and ideals stolen by a stupid panther guy who took all the True martyr, even if he's hated hi:s ideals brought hope and prosperity to the universe Killed himself like a m------------ p---- Recived fatal wound, still - had strength to mock the bad guys and accomplish his plan credits
Virginmonger Chadno:s Genuinely cares for the whole universe well-being Want to destroy the world cause his stupid daddy was killed S----- hairstyle_ Sacrificed his beloved daughter to save the whole universe Beautiful chin Using opressed black men as a excuse to destroy the world hipster necklace Can't defeat a few women with sticks and one guy in stupid panther suit Beat the crap out of Avengers single-handedly Fighting like a true gentleman using only his fists need some s----- sticks to fight Expensive suit, still looks like s--- Fullfilled his destiny and saved the universe Simple clothes, still the most beautiful being in the whole universe Couldn't accomplish- anything Mourn the deaths of his subjects Dosen't care about his people and companions Can't even kill one guy if he Can kill half of the isn t crippled or emotionally devasted universe just by snapping his fingers His work and ideals stolen by a stupid panther guy who took all the True martyr, even if he's hated hi:s ideals brought hope and prosperity to the universe Killed himself like a m------------ p---- Recived fatal wound, still - had strength to mock the bad guys and accomplish his plan credits

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Unabomber vs. Killdozer

The Virgin Unabomber ber >AnPrim largets Innocents Damages buuta Attacks some irrelevant city in the midwest single building UniteTheRigtIF Mails bombs, too afraid to come out and deal damage himself The Chad Killdozer Only attacks those in power who ruined his life Builds and pilots own destruction machine Kills self, not allowing govt. the pleasure of taking the little life thev left him with. Damages and destroys many buildings belonging to his town's corrupt govt. UniteTheRight
The Virgin Unabomber ber >AnPrim largets Innocents Damages buuta Attacks some irrelevant city in the midwest single building UniteTheRigtIF Mails bombs, too afraid to come out and deal damage himself The Chad Killdozer Only attacks those in power who ruined his life Builds and pilots own destruction machine Kills self, not allowing govt. the pleasure of taking the little life thev left him with. Damages and destroys many buildings belonging to his town's corrupt govt. UniteTheRight

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Hunt Down the Virgin vs. The Chad Literature Club

HUNT DOWN THE YIRGIN The Chad Literature Club! edgiest protagonist this side of Shadow the Hedgehog is completely free charges you $18 for a glorified Half-Life fan game relatable everymain protagonist "GRR YOU F----- UP MY FACE >C" is just fine without voice acting main character's voice is some guy doing a s----- Duke Nukem impersonation to defeat the main villain shoot him until he dies another dime-a-dozen military FPS, does nothing new with the genre completely skewers dating sim conventions just to scare the s--- out of vou ."You will always be my dearest friend" developed by some Russian asset flipper and any poor sap he could rope into it protagonist has probably never even been approached bya girl in his life main villain is defeated by deleting her from your computer protagonist gets all the p---- despite still being in high school more glitches than Sonic 2006 every asset in the game is taken from somewhere else all game assets are 100% original every "glitch" is completely intentional developed by a former Super Smash Bros modder
HUNT DOWN THE YIRGIN The Chad Literature Club! edgiest protagonist this side of Shadow the Hedgehog is completely free charges you $18 for a glorified Half-Life fan game relatable everymain protagonist "GRR YOU F----- UP MY FACE >C" is just fine without voice acting main character's voice is some guy doing a s----- Duke Nukem impersonation to defeat the main villain shoot him until he dies another dime-a-dozen military FPS, does nothing new with the genre completely skewers dating sim conventions just to scare the s--- out of vou ."You will always be my dearest friend" developed by some Russian asset flipper and any poor sap he could rope into it protagonist has probably never even been approached bya girl in his life main villain is defeated by deleting her from your computer protagonist gets all the p---- despite still being in high school more glitches than Sonic 2006 every asset in the game is taken from somewhere else all game assets are 100% original every "glitch" is completely intentional developed by a former Super Smash Bros modder

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Dobson vs CWC

THE VIRGIN SADCow THE CHAD LOLCOW Keeps his deceased father's soul around as a watchdog His pretentious film critic of a half-brother wishes he was half as famous Thanks to his spiteful personality and inability to take criticism, his detractors have nothing but scorn and ridicule for him Harbors jealousy and resentment towards his more successful gay brother due to his career as well as him being part of the LGBT community His mother's leeching off his monthly tugboat and patreonbux His trolls are some of his biggest supporters Throws a fit if someone refers to him by his surname passed down to him by his father Looks like a Looney Tunes version of Benjamin Franklin Leeches off his parents despite being close to 0 Looks like the creepy, pedophilic cousin of Humpty Dumpty Lost his vir- ginity while financially supporting a hard- working Cherokian lady Sees himself as a busty lesbiarn supermodel Will most likely die a virgin Each time he sees his disgustin moobs he wants to kill himself a little more is OC is all-powerful, flawless and surrounded by loved ones. His horrifying, bent duck is a meme of itself, inspiring fear into his foes' heart. His s----- fursona is every bit as incompetent, virtiolic, hypocritical and useless as he is Can't even play games he was barely able to afford without whining about how problem atic they are Cut his taint wide open to become a woman without so much as flinching. What a badass! Despite hating every aspect of being a Enjoys and cherishes his man, he doesn't even have the balls to castrate himself asn't seen his d--- in de- cades, let alone other women
THE VIRGIN SADCow THE CHAD LOLCOW Keeps his deceased father's soul around as a watchdog His pretentious film critic of a half-brother wishes he was half as famous Thanks to his spiteful personality and inability to take criticism, his detractors have nothing but scorn and ridicule for him Harbors jealousy and resentment towards his more successful gay brother due to his career as well as him being part of the LGBT community His mother's leeching off his monthly tugboat and patreonbux His trolls are some of his biggest supporters Throws a fit if someone refers to him by his surname passed down to him by his father Looks like a Looney Tunes version of Benjamin Franklin Leeches off his parents despite being close to 0 Looks like the creepy, pedophilic cousin of Humpty Dumpty Lost his vir- ginity while financially supporting a hard- working Cherokian lady Sees himself as a busty lesbiarn supermodel Will most likely die a virgin Each time he sees his disgustin moobs he wants to kill himself a little more is OC is all-powerful, flawless and surrounded by loved ones. His horrifying, bent duck is a meme of itself, inspiring fear into his foes' heart. His s----- fursona is every bit as incompetent, virtiolic, hypocritical and useless as he is Can't even play games he was barely able to afford without whining about how problem atic they are Cut his taint wide open to become a woman without so much as flinching. What a badass! Despite hating every aspect of being a Enjoys and cherishes his man, he doesn't even have the balls to castrate himself asn't seen his d--- in de- cades, let alone other women

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