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the virgin shoot vs the first degree chadslaughter

"The Virgin Shoot" peak performance attained via a lifetime of bullying no regrets ÉCOLE POLYTECHNIQUE UNIVERSITE PARIS-SACLAY Guaranteed female admirers relishes the cries ofroasties my 10,000 hours on Black Ops 2 prepared me for this" /r/incels approvęd submitter status leads to successful insanity plea: released next day New Balance featuring slip-resistant "First Degree Chadslaughter" "Honey, w-wake up, I'm sorry, you know how I get sometimes... f--- what have I done" instant regret "I have so much to live for!" pumped and dumped the prosecuting attorne back in college

ketchup vs mayo

The Virgin Mayo Layer Applies as quietly as possible to not disturb others Puts only a tiny amount to compensate for inactive lifestyle Uses it as he believes mayo is the more sophisticated choice Uses mavo because ketchup reminds him of terrible childhood Secretly wishes he could use ketchup but too afraid be seen using it "The Chad Ketchup Stew" Covers his food in ketchup making food unseeable Unconcerned about what others think of his condiment choices Uses excessive amounts of ketchup because he knows he will lose it all w orking out at the gym BRAAAAAP* Yolo Will only use near empty ketchup containers that will produ ce a farting sound

the Virgin prayer vs the Chad sacrament

"The Virgin Prayer" Not actually religious, just trying to "discover" some sort of "spirituality" Can't do it without music from headphones, attention span too short Gullible enough to believe what he reads online about meditation and s--- Terrified of people finding out and thinking he's weird Prayers never get answered, of course "The Chad Sacrament" His is the one true religion Wholeheartedly believes in his faith Doesn't care about the opinions of nonbelievers Only the blood of virgins can appease the almighty Can recite the holy book by heart, wrote it himself

Virgin Internet Shopping

The Virgin Internet shopping Compares sixteen different websites for the cheapest price plus shipping Uses discount codes and coupons, frustrated that several of which can't be combined Pays with credit card, bill two months overdue Looks out for free delivery deals Buys lots of useless "gadgets", "collectibles" general geek culture s--- and toys for adults ks Buys only one, maybe two if discounts are offered Skinnyfat body too fat for small sizes, too skinny for big sizes The Chad Cyberspace Acquisition Always buys items at full retail price+ tax Acquires the first item visible, prices wil be automatically adjusted by seller Takes credit licenses from banks at a phonecall, always granted without question due to his amazing liquidity Orders delivery by helicopter directly to pool party with hot chicks Acquisitions entire shipping containers full of product to sustain supplier's operations Heraclean physique fits any sized clothing to create different aesthetic styles Acquires only necessities needed for the continuation of the human species

Chad d'etat

"The Virgin Vote" Heavily influenced by media Has clear political views, but still hesitates before casting his vote Believes his vote makes a difference to the result The most powerful he has ever felt Too scared to join a protest Thinks he has independent views, but they all come from party-political propaganda Thinks he lives in a democracy When approached by campaigners, pretends out of cowardice that he agrees with them VOTE Anonymously debates politics on the internet Actually registered to vote "The Chad Insurrection" Has never seen a ballot box in his life Simply seizes power for himself, singlehandedly Has no time for fake democracy Has huge popular support All the world's elites cower at the very mention of his name Does this every time the government does something he disapproves of

virgin and chald

the chad rampage

THE "CHAD RAMPAGE" Families of victims give him a standing ovation at the press conference District Attorney is too beta to charge him with murder Hand is mangled uses end of radius to inflict damage No jury would convict him Mayor awards Responding SWAT team surrenders to him immediately him the key to Uses only bare fists Perfect posture makes victims beg for his seed before he executes them e city Does it during a parade Never smiles POP! Quadruple digit kill Sleeves nonexistent count Adrenaline causes massive erection (visible on satellite cameras) or Stops the massacre only to impregnate wounded females Walks barefoot never slips on enemies' blood Completely illiterate

Even in country form, Chad is giving cunnilingus to at least two others

The Virgin Islands" part of the lesser Antilles Anegada Isolated and alone probably has never even been landlocked Uses naming conventions such as Tittle' and 'd--- Gorda Jost Van Tortola St. Thomas D--- o 님䳍 The Little Sisters St John Scattered and unorganized No noticeable lakes t. Croix The Chad Republic part of the greater African continent ya Never lonely, always surrounded by neighbors esti Even the naming conventions are Tibesti constantly landlocked Niger Centralized and aestheticly chiseled Large, Glorious Lakéake Chad border Sudan named after Chad appropriately Nigeria Cameroor Never takes eye off the Niger C.A.R.

Chad going for a walk

The Virgin Study / The Chad Erudition

Freezes up when a girl sits near him, Self-conscious of people looking at him, especially the person in front and just to the side can't focus on anything else until she leaves Takes out all the course books, but barely skims a paragraph in each Leaves the room if he can't find a seat that isn't next to somebody else Prefers to study on his own, doesn't have many friends anyway Sometimes wears headphones, to escape potential conversation Peaked at the age of 16 or 17 Drinks tea/coffee or energy drinks, even though he still can't concentrate Waits until the night before the deadline, stays up all night doing it, still misses deadline Far too scared to eat snacks and attract any attention Takes a full ten minutes to open his bag, to avoid disturbing others with the sound Has chair height on the owest setting, terrified of being noticed Lea ves literally all of it until the last day, not because he is a procrastinator, but just to prove that he can. Gets full marks anyway Makes direct eye contact with people opposite him Merely glances at every girl he sees, causing instantaneous impregnation Physically incapable of studying alone, requires at least 50 more people around him Refuses to let a moment pass where he isn't talking to his many friends, even in a designated "silent" zone, loves the social interaction Constantly talking to people on his phone, aloud for everyone to hear. Phone is on full volume and vibrates constantly Always drinking beer, it has zero effect on his brain Has never seen a book in his life Eats only the loudest snacks slurps his drinks like no one else can hear Essay is 0% substance and 100% rhetoric Has his seat height on the top setting, even though he's like 6"5, reminding everyone who's boss

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