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The Virgin Transhuman vs The Chad Posthuman

THE CHAD POSTHUMAN covered in strong The virgin transhuman armor and useful has millions of tools bodies only allowed to think permitted thoughts does not have outdated human emotions, a pathetic shell of a human disgusting smell and sickly color covered in tubes only thinks about efficiency and paperclips wires and other striking disgusting stuff chrome consumes whatever it wants to metal google glass VR waifu is the only thing it's permitted to love digestive organs removed, feeds through a hole appearance has no need for VR, bends reality Zucktron will r--- and kill her if it steps out of line doesn't feel anything really the vestige of a prostate is electro stimulated for reward, its only form of physical pleasure itself to its whim kills people, not for feared by mercy, but for Zucktron and afficiency agony blockers switched off for punishment Elonbot it's a slave no longer metaphorical, is actually castrated people feel compelled to mercy kill it serial number seared into the end of out- the end of literally incapable does not need primitive flesh dated humanity, s----- appendages humanity of feeling pain biological reproduction a better sequel
THE CHAD POSTHUMAN covered in strong The virgin transhuman armor and useful has millions of tools bodies only allowed to think permitted thoughts does not have outdated human emotions, a pathetic shell of a human disgusting smell and sickly color covered in tubes only thinks about efficiency and paperclips wires and other striking disgusting stuff chrome consumes whatever it wants to metal google glass VR waifu is the only thing it's permitted to love digestive organs removed, feeds through a hole appearance has no need for VR, bends reality Zucktron will r--- and kill her if it steps out of line doesn't feel anything really the vestige of a prostate is electro stimulated for reward, its only form of physical pleasure itself to its whim kills people, not for feared by mercy, but for Zucktron and afficiency agony blockers switched off for punishment Elonbot it's a slave no longer metaphorical, is actually castrated people feel compelled to mercy kill it serial number seared into the end of out- the end of literally incapable does not need primitive flesh dated humanity, s----- appendages humanity of feeling pain biological reproduction a better sequel

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The Virgin decoration vs the CHAD TREE REFINEMENT

The Virgin decoration THE CHAD TREE REFINEMENT Probably an atheist or some kind of agnostic His tree gives seizures to all the children on the block Continually blasts "Jingle BeÍ Rock" nonstop until his tree is completed Bought his tree For sale at Walmart All his ornaments are generic cheap plastic orbs with no artistic statement Chopped his tree down, still has an own nest in it Sits at home and Feels sorry for himself under his "tree" on the 24th Considers tree decoration a chore, waits until after Thanksgiving to do it Tree orn aments go fifty generations bạck, adds some of his own each year to increase the collection Наrdeore Catholic, celebrates Christ's birth with fifty crosses on his tree HO HO vo! Only puts on one string of lights. Avoids rainbow colored as he wants bis anTs to look "neat" Tree is three ornaments away from forming a singulařity
The Virgin decoration THE CHAD TREE REFINEMENT Probably an atheist or some kind of agnostic His tree gives seizures to all the children on the block Continually blasts "Jingle BeÍ Rock" nonstop until his tree is completed Bought his tree For sale at Walmart All his ornaments are generic cheap plastic orbs with no artistic statement Chopped his tree down, still has an own nest in it Sits at home and Feels sorry for himself under his "tree" on the 24th Considers tree decoration a chore, waits until after Thanksgiving to do it Tree orn aments go fifty generations bạck, adds some of his own each year to increase the collection Наrdeore Catholic, celebrates Christ's birth with fifty crosses on his tree HO HO vo! Only puts on one string of lights. Avoids rainbow colored as he wants bis anTs to look "neat" Tree is three ornaments away from forming a singulařity

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You're A Mean One, Mr. Chad

Virgin '66 Grinch vs Chad 2000 Grinch "True Meaning of Lesson for "true Christmas" lesson Stole Christmas Stole Christmas is emphasized throughout film. meaning of because he hated due to traumatic Christmas" comes the f--- out of loud noises childhood nowhere experience Treats his Actually cares dog like complete s---. somewhat for Only called a classic by 30+ year olds Max. Even calls him by name. Loved by almost everybody who Several who watches it No interactions interactions leading to with Whos, leading true development Needs heart to to no real character grow to lift Jokes are frequent and constantly development Lifted heavy s--- before quoted Hardly any jokes, and even then they are lame as hell heart growth Whos cower at his Whos don't even name showing the acknowledge him true dominance he holds
Virgin '66 Grinch vs Chad 2000 Grinch "True Meaning of Lesson for "true Christmas" lesson Stole Christmas Stole Christmas is emphasized throughout film. meaning of because he hated due to traumatic Christmas" comes the f--- out of loud noises childhood nowhere experience Treats his Actually cares dog like complete s---. somewhat for Only called a classic by 30+ year olds Max. Even calls him by name. Loved by almost everybody who Several who watches it No interactions interactions leading to with Whos, leading true development Needs heart to to no real character grow to lift Jokes are frequent and constantly development Lifted heavy s--- before quoted Hardly any jokes, and even then they are lame as hell heart growth Whos cower at his Whos don't even name showing the acknowledge him true dominance he holds

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Virgin Hitman vs Chad Golgo 13

The 47 Virgin(s) The Chad Duke Togo Has to use a wire to ??? Doesn't seem to age at all Incapacitate Doesn't lay pipe everywhere Litterally the 47th agent because all that came before still sucked ass Constantly Stopping assassination attempts on himself during his free time relies on nuns Has multiple biological for help children all over the Uses stealth too much like world the nerd he is At one point had an entire world super cloned sister has Constantly F---- power out to kill him, brushes them off cool powers while he doesn't terrorists Lets people stand behind him to keep a disguise (figuratively & Litterally) Don't stand behind him if you value They might as well be hiring agents to assasinate him, they keep failing keeps losing hi your life silver ballers on occasion
The 47 Virgin(s) The Chad Duke Togo Has to use a wire to ??? Doesn't seem to age at all Incapacitate Doesn't lay pipe everywhere Litterally the 47th agent because all that came before still sucked ass Constantly Stopping assassination attempts on himself during his free time relies on nuns Has multiple biological for help children all over the Uses stealth too much like world the nerd he is At one point had an entire world super cloned sister has Constantly F---- power out to kill him, brushes them off cool powers while he doesn't terrorists Lets people stand behind him to keep a disguise (figuratively & Litterally) Don't stand behind him if you value They might as well be hiring agents to assasinate him, they keep failing keeps losing hi your life silver ballers on occasion

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Virgin UnAnything vs Chad Uncyclopedia

The Virgin UnAnything The Chad Uncylcopedia U & Funny pages are everywhere, Funny pages are rare, everything else is unfunny (probably because of some guy (not SO45) contributors are godly Hilarious place made i 2005, by a cha called Chronario UnFunny mess made in 2010 by a drunk guy called "Yoshikoopa" 4,352 pages 36,626 articles imgflip.com
The Virgin UnAnything The Chad Uncylcopedia U & Funny pages are everywhere, Funny pages are rare, everything else is unfunny (probably because of some guy (not SO45) contributors are godly Hilarious place made i 2005, by a cha called Chronario UnFunny mess made in 2010 by a drunk guy called "Yoshikoopa" 4,352 pages 36,626 articles imgflip.com

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Cyber Whistle Gang

Trung Phan : @TrungTPhan ... Virgin Apple Cloth vs. Chad Tesla Cyberwhistle Virgin Apple Cloth Chad Cyber Whistle $19 is $50 away from $69 $50 is only $19 away from $69 Can cut Scissor w/ scissors proof Can only Made of cloth use in office Made of medical grade stainless steel yseful for sporting OUCH! events @TrungTPhan Is literally a f**king cloth Completely silent Is a whistle, so already clean and doesn't need Makes noise to be polished
Trung Phan : @TrungTPhan ... Virgin Apple Cloth vs. Chad Tesla Cyberwhistle Virgin Apple Cloth Chad Cyber Whistle $19 is $50 away from $69 $50 is only $19 away from $69 Can cut Scissor w/ scissors proof Can only Made of cloth use in office Made of medical grade stainless steel yseful for sporting OUCH! events @TrungTPhan Is literally a f**king cloth Completely silent Is a whistle, so already clean and doesn't need Makes noise to be polished

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Virgin Penis vs. Chad Penis

The penis of a virgin The penis of a man who has had multiple sexual Penis is still large and healthy. It hasn't been crushed inside partners dozens of vaginas and will one day make the right woman a very happy wife Penis has shriveled down to less than 1/3 of its original size due to vaginal pressure and will no longer be able to pleasure any woman
The penis of a virgin The penis of a man who has had multiple sexual Penis is still large and healthy. It hasn't been crushed inside partners dozens of vaginas and will one day make the right woman a very happy wife Penis has shriveled down to less than 1/3 of its original size due to vaginal pressure and will no longer be able to pleasure any woman

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The Subversive, Dark or Surreptitious Holiday Film vs. The Christmas Movie


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Playing the song of his people

The virgin any other instrument THE CHAD RECORDER Takes years to perfect, only PHWEEEEEE to be lost in an orchestra ЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕ Expensive to buy, maintain, and learn EEEEEEEEEE Completely outdated and replaced by computers ЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕ ЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕ Children can't usually master them EEEEEEEEEE ЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕ Oh s---, my reed/string broke. Now completely useless
The virgin any other instrument THE CHAD RECORDER Takes years to perfect, only PHWEEEEEE to be lost in an orchestra ЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕ Expensive to buy, maintain, and learn EEEEEEEEEE Completely outdated and replaced by computers ЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕ ЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕ Children can't usually master them EEEEEEEEEE ЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕ Oh s---, my reed/string broke. Now completely useless

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