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the virgin merkel vs the chad putin

VIRGIN MERKEL Daughter with two jobs, doesn't CHAD PUTIN even need a wife Entire EU can't even outmatch Has more tanks than the rest of America Europe combined Not even one child No opposition Tired posture from all the refugee r--- whatsoever Approval rating not even above 50% Doesn't care about USA, makes friends instead Cant even get a majority 16 Years in the of the vote KGB Saggy, weak body Only flag he bears is the Russian Flag Criticizes USA, comes crying back to them when Russia attacks 66 years old, Judo Black Belt Flinches from a Approval rating consistently above 60% massage attempt Embraces violent past, Casually high fives dictators Still guilty about past, tries to cover it up lets the communists stay Puts his army wherever he feels like it
VIRGIN MERKEL Daughter with two jobs, doesn't CHAD PUTIN even need a wife Entire EU can't even outmatch Has more tanks than the rest of America Europe combined Not even one child No opposition Tired posture from all the refugee r--- whatsoever Approval rating not even above 50% Doesn't care about USA, makes friends instead Cant even get a majority 16 Years in the of the vote KGB Saggy, weak body Only flag he bears is the Russian Flag Criticizes USA, comes crying back to them when Russia attacks 66 years old, Judo Black Belt Flinches from a Approval rating consistently above 60% massage attempt Embraces violent past, Casually high fives dictators Still guilty about past, tries to cover it up lets the communists stay Puts his army wherever he feels like it

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the virgin charles xii vs chad pyotr veliky (chad peter the great)

The virgin charles XII CHAD PYOTR VELIKY his dad did all the work BELOVED BY EVERY RUSSIAN balding at age 14 MODERNIZED MOTHER RUSSIA TURNING has a mixed reputation in his own cucked country MAGNIFICIENT MOUSTACHE AND HAIR, TALL AND HER INTO THE EUROPEAN SUPERPOWER MUSCULAR all the victories done IT IS TO THIS DAY by other generals HIS PARTIES ALL OVER EUROPE got drunk once, quit alcohol beacuse "muh hangover" the disasters are his fault SHOCKED AND AMAZED KING AND QUEENS MAKING HIM knows he can never INTO A LIVING LEGEND HANDS READY TO SEIZE HIS compare to Charles Il so he never RIGHTFULL BALTIC COAST losses the war despite dies an actual virgin using all his countries ORTHODOX CHRISTIAN WINS THE WAR LIKE A TRUE resources RUSSIAN, SCORCHING LAND AND COUNTINUING THE PERSONALLY LEADING THE ARMY LEGACY his legacy is a shity metal album protesto-luthero-cucko- who gives a s--- TENDER LOVER ONLY RIVALED OF THE ROMAN EMPIRE BY RASPUTIN heretic HIS LEGACY IS THE MOST POWERFULL cries himself to sleep while thinking about Poltava COUNTRY IN THE WORLD RUSSIAN EUROASIAN MASTER RACE POLTAVA IS JUST AN AVERAGE DAY IN HIS LIFE, HAS MORE IMPORTANT ISSUES
The virgin charles XII CHAD PYOTR VELIKY his dad did all the work BELOVED BY EVERY RUSSIAN balding at age 14 MODERNIZED MOTHER RUSSIA TURNING has a mixed reputation in his own cucked country MAGNIFICIENT MOUSTACHE AND HAIR, TALL AND HER INTO THE EUROPEAN SUPERPOWER MUSCULAR all the victories done IT IS TO THIS DAY by other generals HIS PARTIES ALL OVER EUROPE got drunk once, quit alcohol beacuse "muh hangover" the disasters are his fault SHOCKED AND AMAZED KING AND QUEENS MAKING HIM knows he can never INTO A LIVING LEGEND HANDS READY TO SEIZE HIS compare to Charles Il so he never RIGHTFULL BALTIC COAST losses the war despite dies an actual virgin using all his countries ORTHODOX CHRISTIAN WINS THE WAR LIKE A TRUE resources RUSSIAN, SCORCHING LAND AND COUNTINUING THE PERSONALLY LEADING THE ARMY LEGACY his legacy is a shity metal album protesto-luthero-cucko- who gives a s--- TENDER LOVER ONLY RIVALED OF THE ROMAN EMPIRE BY RASPUTIN heretic HIS LEGACY IS THE MOST POWERFULL cries himself to sleep while thinking about Poltava COUNTRY IN THE WORLD RUSSIAN EUROASIAN MASTER RACE POLTAVA IS JUST AN AVERAGE DAY IN HIS LIFE, HAS MORE IMPORTANT ISSUES

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BMP vs PTS-M

The virgin BMP The Chad PTS-M -Can only carry 8 troops -No room for cargo -Hides behind cannon -carries 70 fully armed soldiers -carries entire trucks and tanks -rams enemies like a man -doesn't waste metal on -wastes heavy armor to protect small squad protecting passengers from even rain. -tactically reserves armor for crew operators and vehicle itself, while opened top encourages foes to waste valuable ammo on worthless -arms and armor encourage people to destroy entire expensive vehicle. conscripts.
The virgin BMP The Chad PTS-M -Can only carry 8 troops -No room for cargo -Hides behind cannon -carries 70 fully armed soldiers -carries entire trucks and tanks -rams enemies like a man -doesn't waste metal on -wastes heavy armor to protect small squad protecting passengers from even rain. -tactically reserves armor for crew operators and vehicle itself, while opened top encourages foes to waste valuable ammo on worthless -arms and armor encourage people to destroy entire expensive vehicle. conscripts.

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Virgin the pooh vs Chaddington bear

Virgin The Pooh Chaddington Bear Goes to war for his peoples freedom Puts people in concentration camps Bans everything, probably banned the site you're reading this on Wants to legalize medical cannabis, prostitution and gun ownership People make memes about his giant balls Hated globally Bans cartoon bear because of hurt feelings Voices cartoon bear in live-action movie
Virgin The Pooh Chaddington Bear Goes to war for his peoples freedom Puts people in concentration camps Bans everything, probably banned the site you're reading this on Wants to legalize medical cannabis, prostitution and gun ownership People make memes about his giant balls Hated globally Bans cartoon bear because of hurt feelings Voices cartoon bear in live-action movie

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Reichsvirgin Göring vs CHADCELLOR GOEBBELS

Chadcellor Goebbels Reichsvirgin Göring knows the Jew is immunized against all dangers that he may call him a scoundrel, parasite, swindler, profi- teer, that it all runs of him like water thicc salutes, knows the Führer feels like Hitler isn't paying attention downfall stare takes his advice seriously refined calculated glare off a raincoat but if he calls him a to him jew won't be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back autistic plans and strategies groin injury from failed putsch constantly preforming silent "hummer-heils stays with Adi until the end, euthanizes his family to spare them a world without National Socialism frail frame from severe opiod addiction gets captured fleeing with a suitcase full of dihydrocodeine- tapdances powerful propaganda in morse code low test gait
Chadcellor Goebbels Reichsvirgin Göring knows the Jew is immunized against all dangers that he may call him a scoundrel, parasite, swindler, profi- teer, that it all runs of him like water thicc salutes, knows the Führer feels like Hitler isn't paying attention downfall stare takes his advice seriously refined calculated glare off a raincoat but if he calls him a to him jew won't be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back autistic plans and strategies groin injury from failed putsch constantly preforming silent "hummer-heils stays with Adi until the end, euthanizes his family to spare them a world without National Socialism frail frame from severe opiod addiction gets captured fleeing with a suitcase full of dihydrocodeine- tapdances powerful propaganda in morse code low test gait

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Virgin Red Demon Man VS CHAD MOTH GODDESS.


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VIRGIN UNLIMITED SUPERPOWERED CHARACTER VS CHAD LIMITED SUPERPOWERED CHARACTER

VIRGIN UNLIMITED SUPERPOWERED CHARACTER CHAD LIMITED SUPERPOWERED CHARACTER - MAKES UP EXCUSES IN ORDER NOT TO USE ITS POWER. "I WILL HAS ITS LIMITS AND FLAWS BUT THAT DOES NOT STOP IT - EITHER JUST TOO DUMB OR LAZY TO DO ANYTHING NOT USE MY POWERS TO ACHIVE ITS GOALS CUZ [REASONS]!" BITCH, WHAT WAS THE POINT INTRODUCING THIS CHARACTER THEN? OUCH! SHOW, DONT TELL! EVEN IF IT USES ITS POWERS THEN IT HAS USES ITS POWERS TO IS ACTUALLY ONLY ONE WEAKNESS AND THEIR FULL POTENTIAL ABLE TO LEARN HOW NOTHING ELSE (BORING) - ONLY TIMES ACTUALLY TO USE ITS POWERS DOES ANYTHING ARE WHEN IT LOSES ITS POWER
VIRGIN UNLIMITED SUPERPOWERED CHARACTER CHAD LIMITED SUPERPOWERED CHARACTER - MAKES UP EXCUSES IN ORDER NOT TO USE ITS POWER. "I WILL HAS ITS LIMITS AND FLAWS BUT THAT DOES NOT STOP IT - EITHER JUST TOO DUMB OR LAZY TO DO ANYTHING NOT USE MY POWERS TO ACHIVE ITS GOALS CUZ [REASONS]!" BITCH, WHAT WAS THE POINT INTRODUCING THIS CHARACTER THEN? OUCH! SHOW, DONT TELL! EVEN IF IT USES ITS POWERS THEN IT HAS USES ITS POWERS TO IS ACTUALLY ONLY ONE WEAKNESS AND THEIR FULL POTENTIAL ABLE TO LEARN HOW NOTHING ELSE (BORING) - ONLY TIMES ACTUALLY TO USE ITS POWERS DOES ANYTHING ARE WHEN IT LOSES ITS POWER

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Obese tumblr voting booth story

So glad I found this website! Last election, I went to vote at my local library. When I got there, I discovered that the voting booths were too small for me to fit into. I went to ask the information desk for assistance, and the poor old Vietnamese lady was very sympathetic. Though she wasn't allowed to send someone in to operate the machine for me, she offered to find a reaching device that I could use to cast my ballot from outside the stall. However, things took a turn for the s--- when some jock a------ pushed his way through the crowd and began to scream in our faces. "Too fat to fit in the booth, shouldn't be allowed to vote!" he shrieked. "You let those fat f---- have a ballot, our next president's gonna be Ronald McDonald! Dumb s----!" "For your information," I snapped back, "not all fat people are stupid. On the contrary, many of us are fat because we pursued scholarly lives! Tell me, did you learn a lot on the football field, Mr. Muscles?" "I don't understand this, so l'm p----- off!" the roid freak yelled. He shoved me with all of his might, sending me flying into the voting booths. They collapsed like dominoes. Of course, everyone blamed me and me alone. Even the once-lovely Vietnamese lady turned on me. "You not voting here! You leave forever, beech!" People laugh when I tell them that fats are oppressed. If they can't see it now, they never will. I was beaten and DENIED MY RIGHT TO VOTE for being fat. #fatphobia #fatphobic #ableism #ableist 5 notes Vote for change! It's time for a change! Vor Vot \VOTE! Bonk No is worry, Mrs. Piggle-Wiggle. We find reaching device for you. OH YEAH? STRI DE OUCH! Too fat to fit in the booth, shouldn't be allowed to vote! You let these fat f---- have a ballot, our next president's gonna be Ronald McDonald! OUCH! For your informa-shun Not all fat people are stupid! On the contrary, many of us are fat because we pursued scholarly did lives! Tell me, you a lot on the football field, learn Mr. Muscles? I don't understand this, so l'm p----- off!! GRAB Roll Roll CRASH!!! Hey, what's the big idea here? You oughta be ashamed of yourself causing all this ruckus! You're gonna pay for these damages, fatty! Oh please Mrs. Nguyen, help me!! You -ah- not voting here! You leave *gasp* forever, beech! Oh, ngay tại đó!!! Library Vote Today! FATMOBILE Bonk 10
So glad I found this website! Last election, I went to vote at my local library. When I got there, I discovered that the voting booths were too small for me to fit into. I went to ask the information desk for assistance, and the poor old Vietnamese lady was very sympathetic. Though she wasn't allowed to send someone in to operate the machine for me, she offered to find a reaching device that I could use to cast my ballot from outside the stall. However, things took a turn for the s--- when some jock a------ pushed his way through the crowd and began to scream in our faces. "Too fat to fit in the booth, shouldn't be allowed to vote!" he shrieked. "You let those fat f---- have a ballot, our next president's gonna be Ronald McDonald! Dumb s----!" "For your information," I snapped back, "not all fat people are stupid. On the contrary, many of us are fat because we pursued scholarly lives! Tell me, did you learn a lot on the football field, Mr. Muscles?" "I don't understand this, so l'm p----- off!" the roid freak yelled. He shoved me with all of his might, sending me flying into the voting booths. They collapsed like dominoes. Of course, everyone blamed me and me alone. Even the once-lovely Vietnamese lady turned on me. "You not voting here! You leave forever, beech!" People laugh when I tell them that fats are oppressed. If they can't see it now, they never will. I was beaten and DENIED MY RIGHT TO VOTE for being fat. #fatphobia #fatphobic #ableism #ableist 5 notes Vote for change! It's time for a change! Vor Vot \VOTE! Bonk No is worry, Mrs. Piggle-Wiggle. We find reaching device for you. OH YEAH? STRI DE OUCH! Too fat to fit in the booth, shouldn't be allowed to vote! You let these fat f---- have a ballot, our next president's gonna be Ronald McDonald! OUCH! For your informa-shun Not all fat people are stupid! On the contrary, many of us are fat because we pursued scholarly did lives! Tell me, you a lot on the football field, learn Mr. Muscles? I don't understand this, so l'm p----- off!! GRAB Roll Roll CRASH!!! Hey, what's the big idea here? You oughta be ashamed of yourself causing all this ruckus! You're gonna pay for these damages, fatty! Oh please Mrs. Nguyen, help me!! You -ah- not voting here! You leave *gasp* forever, beech! Oh, ngay tại đó!!! Library Vote Today! FATMOBILE Bonk 10

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The Virgintine's Day vs The Chadoween

Viegin Valentinos Day Cgas Halloween No one looks So many people love the holiday forward to it Cooler mascot Worst aesthetic of all the holidays, makes you wanna barf Every meme sub is gonna have a deluge of incels The candy is Every meme sub is gonna have a deluge of incels complaining about women in better complaining about not Mascot is a having a Valentine baby with bow and arrows (Who cares?) The candy is disgusting DUCHI slutty outfits (Stay mad, Isoers) Heart? Teddy bears? Vampires, werewolves, Frankenstein, dark castles, best aesthetic of all Watching scary movies is always fun Boyfriends are forced to spend Funny adult costumes money on useless gifts Lame!
Viegin Valentinos Day Cgas Halloween No one looks So many people love the holiday forward to it Cooler mascot Worst aesthetic of all the holidays, makes you wanna barf Every meme sub is gonna have a deluge of incels The candy is Every meme sub is gonna have a deluge of incels complaining about women in better complaining about not Mascot is a having a Valentine baby with bow and arrows (Who cares?) The candy is disgusting DUCHI slutty outfits (Stay mad, Isoers) Heart? Teddy bears? Vampires, werewolves, Frankenstein, dark castles, best aesthetic of all Watching scary movies is always fun Boyfriends are forced to spend Funny adult costumes money on useless gifts Lame!

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Yiikchads, rise up.

The Chad Alex The Virgin Ness So verbose he doubles the game length finds millions in trash cans, makes his mom pay his living costs anyway saves for whole game to buy s----- crackden never talks, probably autistic goes through girls (and robots) like toilet paper walked a girl home once too p---- to question anything "WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?" has to keep calling mom dog ditches him in time of need whenever he leaves town disappears for 2 weeks without notice throws someone else's cat at things the whole game never talks back to anyone's needs player's help to beat doesn't care about your b------- final boss dead sister doesn't need player's help, makes them do the work anyway nobody cares what he thinks, he does game ends with him going back to being a nobody what he's told people kill themselves game ends with him destroying the universe if he doesn't like them
The Chad Alex The Virgin Ness So verbose he doubles the game length finds millions in trash cans, makes his mom pay his living costs anyway saves for whole game to buy s----- crackden never talks, probably autistic goes through girls (and robots) like toilet paper walked a girl home once too p---- to question anything "WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?" has to keep calling mom dog ditches him in time of need whenever he leaves town disappears for 2 weeks without notice throws someone else's cat at things the whole game never talks back to anyone's needs player's help to beat doesn't care about your b------- final boss dead sister doesn't need player's help, makes them do the work anyway nobody cares what he thinks, he does game ends with him going back to being a nobody what he's told people kill themselves game ends with him destroying the universe if he doesn't like them

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