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O N Anonymous 01/26/15(Mon)17:40:52 No. 16009392 Reply]Ξ>>16009642 Wake up today Absolutely beautiful morning, perfect to redeem my Good Boy Points (GBP)for a Tendie dindin with Honey Mustard dipping sauce! >Nearly trip over myself as I rush downstairs to inform Mummy that I want my tendies now When I get to the kitchen, I check my GBP chart. I have enough GBP for a few extra tendies! >Now there's a section for someone else to get GBP. Written there is the name Tyler, my severely autistic brother. (picture for reference) "Mummy, why is Tyler's name on the GBP chart?" GBP's are only for Mummy's Best Boy." Anon, Tyler needs attention too." >"Do you hate me, Mummy? "i-i could never hate mummy's little angel..." She offers me 50 GBP if I can look past this accept and sit down at the dinner table Notice Tyler is hitting himself in the head repeatedly He's been doing this for an hour while letting out donkey sounds Tyler, please stop hitting yourself, I'll give you 150 GBP if you eat your Tendies peacefully" Tyler farts and begins to dip his tendies in f------ ketchup >He decides to throw one into the kitchen sink Wasting TENDIES OVER THE LINE Realize Tyler would be ahead of me if he gets 150 GBP, >This little s--- never does ANYTHING, why should he be ahead of MUMMY'S BEST BOY!? Begin stomping my heelys on the ground, demanding Tyler gets Pepe points for sperging out and wasting tendies Anon, you're a big boy now. Big boys need to be mature... "HOW'S THIS FOR MATURE? >Grab the mustard from the fridge and spray it all over Tyler's tendies he hates it when brown and yellow foods mix starts screaming and punching his head Mummy tries to stop him "Please Tyler, it's okay... You can still eat it. It's fine if brown and yellow foods mix.." "Yeah Tyler it looks just like POO POO PEE PEE on your plate you f----- Smash his face into the plate and make for my room Decide to give myself 30 GBP for my trouble /r9k Preload images (0/0) Expand images New thread

Tell Mom Not to Clean my Waifu pillow

File: RAAGH ipg (73 KB, 900x900) O Anonymous 01/22/15 Thu 16:03:41 No. 15941589 >>1594241>> 15942378>>15942395 >>15942441>>15942498 215942907 15942651 、 15942666 19428215943354 >tell mom not to clean my waifu pillow >she does it anyway >flip my s---, throw the pillow at her and punch my door slearn later she raised the price of chicken tendies from 5 good boy points to 10 UPRISING NOW > O Anonymous 01/22/15(Thu)16:10:31 No.15941674、>> 15941726 >>15942381 Look, f-----, washing your pillow helps with that chronic acne. Stop abusing your mom and go watch your filthy face Anonymous 01/22/15(Thu)16:14:28 No. 15941726 15941674 I don't sleep with my face on her you retard . Anonymous 01/22/15(Thu)17:03:57 No.15942341、 15942381 >>15942445 >15941589 (OP >good boy points What the f---, does your mum reward you for points for not throwing an autistic tantrum and embarassing her in front of company, you sure are a truly wretched mess. P.S How do you acquire good boy points?

Wut

Anonymous 10/27/14(Mon)23:38:22 No.14318389 File: 1413209106612 ipg (17 KB, 164x 198) >9PM Really want a McRib s Tell mom I need a McRib because they're only available for a limited time >Says she has to rest for work in the morning and she'll get me one tomorrow >Wait for her to sleep and empty all of my piss jugs in the middle of her bed >Anon! What are you doing!??! >GET MY F------ MCRIⅢⅢⅢⅡⅢⅢⅢⅢⅢIIB >mfw she drives for almost 30 minutes in piss soaked clothing to get my McRib

Good Boy Points

Last edited 4 minutes ago by an anonymous... Good Boy Points Good Boy Points, more commonly abbreviated to GBP, are a monetary reward system given out by parents to their sons as an incentive to complete household chores and other activities. GBP can be redeemed for a range of rewards such as the ever popular tendies (also known in North America as chicken tenders), sexual favors from the parent, video-games, or in large enough quantities can even be redeemed for a girlfriend.

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念.ill 00:33 Chicken fingers Tendies Alternative Chicken tenders, chickein names strips, chicken fillets Appetizer, main course Hot Course Serving temperature Main ingredients Chicken, breading Cookbook:Tendies e Tendies

What are chicken fingers?

22 Cookbook:Tendies Tendies Chicken fingers, also known as Tendies, are tasty chicken treats which are most commonly purchased with Good Boy Points, or GBP, which are given out by moms to reward good behaviour such as emptying piss jugs. They are prepared from the pectoralis minor muscles of the chicken. These strips of white meat are located on either side of the breastbone, under the breast meat (pectoralis major).1213) Chicken fingers are prepared by dipping chicken meat in a breading mixture and then deep frying them, in a manner similar to the preparation of Schnitzel.4 In the Northeastern United States,

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