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Mummy does it best!

02:22 97% boards.4chan.org Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 ▼ Settings Home Anonymous 01/25/15 (Sun)19:55:11 No.15991816 >>1599 10 14 (OP) # Monday tomorrow have to empty my piss bottles to make good boy points 24 KB JPG I'm seriously considering calling in sick. I miss the old days when I didn't have so many responsibilities. 221 5992750 # Anonymous 01/25/15(Sun)20:46:54 No.15992750 >>15991816 # have you considered drinking them? Anonymous 01/25/15(Sun)20:48:22 No.15992770 >tfw just spend all my good boy points on tendies Mummy does it best! Anonymous 01/25/15(Sun)20:49:07 No.15992784

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Anonymous 01/25/15 (Sun)19:45:11 No.1598757815987609159882801598837815988934215989284 159898422215998149 File: 1421609375763.pna (6 KB, 300x355) I've been a good boy and save up 50 GBP this week now I can dine on tendies ALL WEEKEND lunch goes smoothly enough. got a nice hot plate of tendies and sauce >my tummy starts to growl later and I know it time for dinner >I leave my room and head downstairs "mummy! time for din din! Its tendie time!" >mumma is on the couch watching a movie with another new daddy lazy bitch. but who cares as long as I get my tendies >"Sorry anon but you know the rules! tendies only once a day! just heat up some bagel bitez and leave me and my friend alone." >f------ liar! theres no such rule posted on the GBP chart! and bagel bitez! what an insult! >she'll learn wait untill 2 hours past my beddie bye time >grab my pee pee spittoon and my hidden pair of mummys underwear to wear as a mask interrupt her and new daddy playing in her room "LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE CHICKEN TENDIES IS WHAT I DESIRE!" >start spinning around like taz from loony toons spraying my pee pee all over new daddy is screaming and mum is crying and here l am. eating breakfast tendies in bed like a king. New daddy even said he was going to show me his new gun in the woods next weekend

Greentext

View Same Google iqdb SauceNAO 1421658166446.jpg, 17KiB, 225x225 Report Anonymous Mon 19 Jan 2015 21:27:09 No.15891988 Quoted By: >>15892017 monday night 1 am eating tendies with my favorite spicy sauce out of tangy mountain dew coolant >my worst fear has been realized only a delicious mint ice cream sandwich can quench this eat >head down to basement the refrigerator has a lock ont >f------ c---- run upstairs to parents bedroom wake that stupid c--- up and ask her why the refrigerator has a f------ lock on it >she tells me the doctor says that being this "overweight" in my early thirties is really bad or something cut the bitch off right there and demand she open it >she refuses, denying my basic human rights well if you want to play it that way >head into my sisters room and find her little bastard baby is in its little bastard crib take a dump right next to the baby, and write "enjoy your monday normies" on the wall next moning baby has to go to the hospital because of an eye infection >may be permanently blind in its eye so do you think they enjoyed their monday?

Bought Chicken Tendies

lebees_chickenfingers1.jpg (35 KB, 6 56x312) google iqdb O N Anonymous 0 1 /26/1 5(Mon)15:1 8:04 No. 1 6007999 Ξ >>16008039 >> 16008098 >>16008394 >>16008573 >>16008598 >>16009168 >>16009431 Daily reminder that there is a viral marketing campaign targeting this site in order to purchase 'chicken tenders'. Now that it has become a meme, more people than ever on this site have been buying and eating chicken tenders. Enjoy being brainwashed. Replies: >16008039>>16008098> 16008394>16008573>2 16008598>> 168>> O Anonymous 01/26/15(Mon)15:22:53 No.16008027 I actually bought some last night just because it's constantly mentioned on here. It's crazy Anonymous 01/26/15(Mon) 15:23:10 No.16008031 chicken tendies CHICKEN TENDIES CHICKEN TENDIES CHICKEN TENDIES MUMMYYYYYYYY

GBP

O N Anonymous 01/26/15(Mon)17:40:52 No. 16009392 Reply]Ξ>>16009642 Wake up today Absolutely beautiful morning, perfect to redeem my Good Boy Points (GBP)for a Tendie dindin with Honey Mustard dipping sauce! >Nearly trip over myself as I rush downstairs to inform Mummy that I want my tendies now When I get to the kitchen, I check my GBP chart. I have enough GBP for a few extra tendies! >Now there's a section for someone else to get GBP. Written there is the name Tyler, my severely autistic brother. (picture for reference) "Mummy, why is Tyler's name on the GBP chart?" GBP's are only for Mummy's Best Boy." Anon, Tyler needs attention too." >"Do you hate me, Mummy? "i-i could never hate mummy's little angel..." She offers me 50 GBP if I can look past this accept and sit down at the dinner table Notice Tyler is hitting himself in the head repeatedly He's been doing this for an hour while letting out donkey sounds Tyler, please stop hitting yourself, I'll give you 150 GBP if you eat your Tendies peacefully" Tyler farts and begins to dip his tendies in f------ ketchup >He decides to throw one into the kitchen sink Wasting TENDIES OVER THE LINE Realize Tyler would be ahead of me if he gets 150 GBP, >This little s--- never does ANYTHING, why should he be ahead of MUMMY'S BEST BOY!? Begin stomping my heelys on the ground, demanding Tyler gets Pepe points for sperging out and wasting tendies Anon, you're a big boy now. Big boys need to be mature... "HOW'S THIS FOR MATURE? >Grab the mustard from the fridge and spray it all over Tyler's tendies he hates it when brown and yellow foods mix starts screaming and punching his head Mummy tries to stop him "Please Tyler, it's okay... You can still eat it. It's fine if brown and yellow foods mix.." "Yeah Tyler it looks just like POO POO PEE PEE on your plate you f----- Smash his face into the plate and make for my room Decide to give myself 30 GBP for my trouble /r9k Preload images (0/0) Expand images New thread

Tell Mom Not to Clean my Waifu pillow

File: RAAGH ipg (73 KB, 900x900) O Anonymous 01/22/15 Thu 16:03:41 No. 15941589 >>1594241>> 15942378>>15942395 >>15942441>>15942498 215942907 15942651 、 15942666 19428215943354 >tell mom not to clean my waifu pillow >she does it anyway >flip my s---, throw the pillow at her and punch my door slearn later she raised the price of chicken tendies from 5 good boy points to 10 UPRISING NOW > O Anonymous 01/22/15(Thu)16:10:31 No.15941674、>> 15941726 >>15942381 Look, f-----, washing your pillow helps with that chronic acne. Stop abusing your mom and go watch your filthy face Anonymous 01/22/15(Thu)16:14:28 No. 15941726 15941674 I don't sleep with my face on her you retard . Anonymous 01/22/15(Thu)17:03:57 No.15942341、 15942381 >>15942445 >15941589 (OP >good boy points What the f---, does your mum reward you for points for not throwing an autistic tantrum and embarassing her in front of company, you sure are a truly wretched mess. P.S How do you acquire good boy points?

Wut

Anonymous 10/27/14(Mon)23:38:22 No.14318389 File: 1413209106612 ipg (17 KB, 164x 198) >9PM Really want a McRib s Tell mom I need a McRib because they're only available for a limited time >Says she has to rest for work in the morning and she'll get me one tomorrow >Wait for her to sleep and empty all of my piss jugs in the middle of her bed >Anon! What are you doing!??! >GET MY F------ MCRIⅢⅢⅢⅡⅢⅢⅢⅢⅢIIB >mfw she drives for almost 30 minutes in piss soaked clothing to get my McRib

Good Boy Points

Last edited 4 minutes ago by an anonymous... Good Boy Points Good Boy Points, more commonly abbreviated to GBP, are a monetary reward system given out by parents to their sons as an incentive to complete household chores and other activities. GBP can be redeemed for a range of rewards such as the ever popular tendies (also known in North America as chicken tenders), sexual favors from the parent, video-games, or in large enough quantities can even be redeemed for a girlfriend.

Wiki

念.ill 00:33 Chicken fingers Tendies Alternative Chicken tenders, chickein names strips, chicken fillets Appetizer, main course Hot Course Serving temperature Main ingredients Chicken, breading Cookbook:Tendies e Tendies

What are chicken fingers?

22 Cookbook:Tendies Tendies Chicken fingers, also known as Tendies, are tasty chicken treats which are most commonly purchased with Good Boy Points, or GBP, which are given out by moms to reward good behaviour such as emptying piss jugs. They are prepared from the pectoralis minor muscles of the chicken. These strips of white meat are located on either side of the breastbone, under the breast meat (pectoralis major).1213) Chicken fingers are prepared by dipping chicken meat in a breading mixture and then deep frying them, in a manner similar to the preparation of Schnitzel.4 In the Northeastern United States,

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