Skyrim Skill Tree

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Dode How old is your GF? What? She is 41 Hhhhhh she could be your mom Yeah it's your mom DESTRUCTION 100

This is Warrick Dunn. His mom was a Baton Rouge police officer who was shot and killed while he was a senior in high school. He raised his 5 siblings while in college, graduated and went to the NFL. He built and paid for over 145 homes for single mothers, sacrificing millions of dollars so they could have better lives. RESTORATION 100

B------ 800$ A--- 1700$ i came He was secretly masturbating masturbating in the office $69 Your total will be $469 Wait why $469? CLEANING FEE 100 CONVENIENCE FEE 100 SERVICE FEE 100 ТАX 100

Principal: Your son always jacks off here in school Dad: He always jacks off did I ever call you? at home, While m----------- is acceptable in a private setting, it is highly indecent and distasteful when performed in public, such as at school. Public indecent exposure is illegal and can result in jail time depending on the extent. Thus, the teacher made the right decision by reporting Phim to the principal. Bosnian Big Chungus, I'm so horny right now, do you want to have sex with me? While I do consent to this sexual act, I think we should delay it to later, as since we're commenting on this meme, we're visible to the public. Like you said earlier, public indecency is unacceptable Sorry, it seems like my sex drive got the better of me and made me seem like a hypocrite. I will use this as a life lesson to always use reason and think before I act WHOLESO ME 1 00

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About

Skyrim Skill Tree refers to photoshopped reaction images in which a headline about a person doing something is paired with a screenshot of a corresponding skill from the leveling-up system on Skyrim, demonstrating that person's proficiency in said skill. For example, "Speech: 110" would be paired with an image of Bill Clinton saying he did not have sexual relations with Monica Lewinsky, showing his proficiency at lying convincingly.

Origin

In Skyrim , when a player has enough experience points, they can level up by entering a skill tree system, wherein they spend their experience points on improving a certain skill. On June 18th, 2017, /r/dankmemes user Autistic_Spinning^[1] posted the first template, in which a video of an escaped prisoner convincing a police officer he was out jogging is paired with "Speech: 100" (shown below). The post gained over 21,300 points.

dash cam of an escaped prisoner speaking to a police officer and a leveled up screen for the speech skill in Skyrim

Spread

This was the first of dozens of posts on the subreddit using the format. Some other popular examples include Bill Clinton's "I Did Not Have Sexual Relations With That Woman" quote that gained over 21,100 points (shown below, left)^[2] and a headline about a teen dying from a "60 minute masturbation challenge" that gained over 3,900 points (shown below, right).^[3]

ldid not have sexual relations with that woman SPEECH J10

BREAKING NEWS TEEN DIES FROM 60 MINUTE M----------- CHALLENGE NEWS4 ONE-HANDED 100

Another popular strand of jokes involves Caitlyn Jenner's Gender Transition being paired with "Alteration: 100" (examples shown below). The popularity of the jokes was covered by The Daily Dot^[4] on the 19th.