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Today is the School Field Trip to A Lake

File: 1391203108919.png-(36 KB, 750x479, shrek_is_love__shrek is_I(...).png) Anonymous 01/31/14(Fri)16:18:28 UTC-5 No.530112563 >today is the school field trip to a lake bring with me a onion lunch shrek the movie book >kids on bus mock me and my love for shrek >"shrek is drek they haven't let the light of shrek into their hearts and anuses swe get to the lake and it >by the lake prays to shrek >drek bully hears me and laughs ake walk down path "shrek is drek" >drek bully takes onion from me and crushes it s"i will destroy shrek get down on my knees to see whats left of my precious onion >drek bully laughs >the smell of onions and swamp fill the air surrounding >a naked enraged shrek bursts from the clearing >drek bully runs away but it is futile >shrek with the force of a thousand donkehs thrusts his c--- forward >impales drek bully blood paints the foliage >before i could thank the ogrelord the silence was broken when little jimmy screams >little jimmy runs away but shrek chases after him s wher d'yu think ur goin' laddie? >shrek grabs jimmy and was about to r--- him but he sees david the fatkid to his right -david is frozen in fear -shrek runs over towards david and knocks him onto his stomach >shrek uses his mighty ogre c--- to cut a hole in the back of david and proceeds to put little jimmy inside >shrek seals david up and then inserts himself into david anus >shrek buttrapes david but is also mouth rapingjimmy at the same time can hear Jimmy's screams inside david >shrek lets out a mighty roar as he emptys himself into david sdavid swells up and bursts open revealed a steaming jimmy carcus covered in copious amounts of shrek's onion love >shrek crushes carcus into ball and throws it into the lake sour teacher screams "WHAT THE F--- IS THIS s "dey should'v checked themselvs b4 dey shreked themselvs" sthe teacher runs as shrek then swings his ogrecock slising the teacher in half Anonymous 01/31/14(Fri)16:20:13 UTC-5 No.530112785 >shrek rapes the corpse by sticking his c--- through the open waist hole and out his a------ >also grabs the upper half of the teacher and sticks his penis into the mouth of the teacher and out the back of his head >"is it ogre now" >"naut yet >shrek knocks me down on my hands and knees i want to pleasure shrek >shrek tears my a------ and i feel the glorious pain as his ogre cocks goes through my a------ and out of my mouth >he lifts me in the air thrusts up and down pass out of the strain of my a------ wake up later my mouth and a------ are sticky >i get up and walk to the nearby highway and hitchhike home get home and when i walk in my home my mom says anon, what has happened to you!?" shrek is love" i say "shrek is life

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ile: 1358148753159.ipg-(105 KB, 300x300, 300.shrek.forever.lr.121809.jpg) Anonymous (ID: CBcH+zLI) 01/14/13 (Mon)02:32:33 No.450921803 Replies: 24509 >I was only 9 years old > I loved shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies > I pray to shrek every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given > "Shrek is love" say. "Shrek is life" > My dad hears me and he calls me a f----- > I knew he was just jealous of my devotion for Shrek > I called him a c--- > He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep Im crying now, and my face hurts > I lay in bed and its really cold >A warmth i > I feel something touch me > Its shrek > I am so happy > He whispers in to ear, "this is my swamp > He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands and puts me on my hands and knees s moving towards me > I'm ready > I spread my ass cheeks for Shrek > He penetrates my butthole > It hurts so much but I do it for Shrek > I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water > I push against his force I want to please Shrek > He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love > My dad walks in > Shrek looks him straight in the eye and says. "Its all ogre now" > Shrek leaves through my window > Shrek is love, Shrek is life Anonymous (ID: fBWBqNjg) 01/14/13(Mon)02:33:51 No.450922048 what the f---

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