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Lobster With a Monster

When you gon stop eating shrimps with the wimps and come eat some lobster with a monster Come eat lobster with a monster what what Read 10:13 PM

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Hey, it worked

Tue 10:18 PM Roses are red, Your lines are slick, Let's test those odds And grab a drink! 6:47 AM 10:22 AM 3:40 PM That was the most rhymes | could do I am free next week Roses are red Marianna's so fine What are the odds We go out sometime? Write a message... Grass is green You're flattering me I love your idea When are you free?

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Kinda cute

Oh that's good Yesterday are you https because without you i'm just :// Delivered

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School Shooter Pickup Lines

00 Verizon . 11:58 AM Maddy Sun, Feb 11, 11:56 AM Hey girl;) are you a school?? Thursday 11:00 PM Why lol Saturday 8:41 ANM Bc I wanna shoot kids inside u Saturday 9:34 PM I take the matter of a mass school shooting very seriously You should too Today 11:58 AM I was trying to be funny Maddy maybe I was acting too childish.I should aim for a younger crowd Sent GIF lype a message Send

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Do you have any raisins?

Aug 3, 2014, 12:45 AM Do you have any raisins? Yeah Plenty You ruined my pickup line Oh my bad. Ask me again Do you have any raisins? No Well how about a date? No You ruined my pickup line Message Send

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Xkcd Comic

WERE A TERRIBLE MATCH BUT IF WE SLEEP TOGETHER, ITLL MAKE THE LOCAL HOOKUP NETWORK A SYMMETRIC GRAPH. CANT ARGUE WITH THAT

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Xkcd Comic

IF I COLD REARRANGETHE | | IS YOUR FATHER A THIEF? ALPHABET I'D PUT YOURBECAUSE THAT'S TOTALLY MYCAUSE YOUVE BEEN RUNNING SISTER AND I TOGETHER JETTA YOU PARKED OUTSIDE THROUGH MY MIND ALL NIGHT. YOU MUST BE TIRED SCREAMING

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Girl you so fine / I'd suck your dad's dick just for a taste of the recipie

GIRLYOU SO FINE D SUCK YOUR DAD'S D--- JUST FOR ATASTE OF THE memegenerator.net

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Want to come over and watch porn on my flat screen mirror?

Feb 18, 2015, 8:02 PM Want to come over to my place and watch p--- on my flat screen mirror? That was honestly one of the most clever things I have ever heard Message Send

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smear you in green paint and spank you like a disobedient avocado

Jake Sep 1, 2014, 10:28 AM Hey there:) Sep 1, 2014, 11:42 AM Hey. I want to smear you in green paint and spank you like a disobedient avocado.

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