Landolf

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Landolf is the best german rap artist. Since 2013 he is devastating the german rap scene with his first, only and best track. The first release of his track was on 27 September 2013 on his own channel called "Landolf". Later on he participated with his track in "Scorfas Rap Battle" on youtube. Even though he did not pass the first round he instantly won due to his insane lyrical skill and dominant appereance. Afterwards he was considered the best german rapper and also became divine. This was because he convinced the creator of the tournament and all the viewers indirectly with his extremely great eloquence and ascended to godhood. Landolf is now considered to be omnipotent and omnipresent. He should be worshipped by all humans so he gets his deserved ammount of attention.

Best lines:

"Messer in der Brust – rein, raus – nach dieser Runde machst du dein mic aus."
"Die punchlines sind da, die Reime auch, doch das ist nur der Anfang zum Rappermissbrauch"
"Werde nicht vordehnen, damit meine Waffe in dein Arschloch passt – Alter, lauf du Spast!"
"Camper kriegen heute auf die Fresse, Mann – Ich lade meine Waffe, Alter: Pam, pam, pam!"
"Zerstöre deinen Squad – Multikill! – Für Shotgun braucht man kein aim…Komm, legt euch mit mir an"