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Pff... California... Stay vigilant, son BEEP This city belongs to COMMUNISTS sm Eww. Hit it harder. I'M GETTIN' PAPERRR mulét GULL HAPPYROADKILL

Pff... California... Stay vigilant, son BEEP This city belongs to COMMUNISTS sm Eww. Hit it harder. I'M GETTIN' PAPERRR mulét GULL HAPPYROADKILL

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Frankenstein if the doctor was smart

YES! YEES!! IT'S ALIVE!! Agh- Okay- SCRCH Oh... Oh dear God... ERRNGHRR TREMBLE uh- SCRCH HNNGG IM SORRY IM SORRY I TOOK TOO MUCH ADDRALL THIS MORNING I, SORRY ILL GET A PILL CASE EVENTUALLY I SWEAR Could- unzip THUD Could you just shut up for a second? Please? I wanna check somethin- BUNP Thanks man. What have I done!? It's... It's a MONSTER!! HAPPYROADKILL Course brother.

YES! YEES!! IT'S ALIVE!! Agh- Okay- SCRCH Oh... Oh dear God... ERRNGHRR TREMBLE uh- SCRCH HNNGG IM SORRY IM SORRY I TOOK TOO MUCH ADDRALL THIS MORNING I, SORRY ILL GET A PILL CASE EVENTUALLY I SWEAR Could- unzip THUD Could you just shut up for a second? Please? I wanna check somethin- BUNP Thanks man. What have I done!? It's... It's a MONSTER!! HAPPYROADKILL Course brother.

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What do you say to those wondering "please god step down you're so f------ old please i am going to kill myself" PRESIDENT OF USA MAN PRESS ....am poompy HELL SNAP YAAS TELL EM JOE!! Ruth Bader Ginsburg HAPPYROADKILL

What do you say to those wondering "please god step down you're so f------ old please i am going to kill myself" PRESIDENT OF USA MAN PRESS ....am poompy HELL SNAP YAAS TELL EM JOE!! Ruth Bader Ginsburg HAPPYROADKILL

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HAPPYROADKILL whats wrong bro? cant sleep? Nah, I think I'm just a lil homesick. am i staring too loud? EYO! NN The west coast is so quiet at night... at NYU YOU DARE HONK AT THE RAT MESSIAH!? BEEP BEEP OUTTA DA ROAD A------ BEE EEEB N 2

HAPPYROADKILL whats wrong bro? cant sleep? Nah, I think I'm just a lil homesick. am i staring too loud? EYO! NN The west coast is so quiet at night... at NYU YOU DARE HONK AT THE RAT MESSIAH!? BEEP BEEP OUTTA DA ROAD A------ BEE EEEB N 2

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PROTECT OUR CHILDREN!! WE CANNOT ALLOW SATAN TO WIN OVER JESUS!!! Satan? Beat Jesus?? That's just- Just WOW. TAP But seriously, Christ is a Tier 2: Macrocosmic Entity at WORSE, and EVEN THEN- TAP TAP Works Cited uh...... That's like saying Iron Man could beat GOKU *snrk* WOW HAPPYROADKILL

PROTECT OUR CHILDREN!! WE CANNOT ALLOW SATAN TO WIN OVER JESUS!!! Satan? Beat Jesus?? That's just- Just WOW. TAP But seriously, Christ is a Tier 2: Macrocosmic Entity at WORSE, and EVEN THEN- TAP TAP Works Cited uh...... That's like saying Iron Man could beat GOKU *snrk* WOW HAPPYROADKILL

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At least he seems to not take sexual pleasure from it like you would expect

Ugh, would you look at that? I'm telling you Vixen, not enough parents BEAT their kids nowadays. LEG BLOC PMART BAR MART BMART B Aiden, please, we just came here for clothes GR TOYS o ye thats gotta suck Birdie FORTNORT LEG MINEERE BUT I WANT IIIIIT!!!!! MART ** boooo B MART HAPPYROADKILL And you wanna know why that is?? uhhh- Cause it like messes them up developmentally n' stuff? EXACTLY. That's exactly what they SAY. YES PLEASE But take a look at me! I got hit all the time as a kid & I ended up just fine! Did you? IM SORRY Order Pick-up Returns & Exchange PIERCE Order Pick-up Returns & Exchange

Ugh, would you look at that? I'm telling you Vixen, not enough parents BEAT their kids nowadays. LEG BLOC PMART BAR MART BMART B Aiden, please, we just came here for clothes GR TOYS o ye thats gotta suck Birdie FORTNORT LEG MINEERE BUT I WANT IIIIIT!!!!! MART ** boooo B MART HAPPYROADKILL And you wanna know why that is?? uhhh- Cause it like messes them up developmentally n' stuff? EXACTLY. That's exactly what they SAY. YES PLEASE But take a look at me! I got hit all the time as a kid & I ended up just fine! Did you? IM SORRY Order Pick-up Returns & Exchange PIERCE Order Pick-up Returns & Exchange

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Meemaw 'bout to go full Ultrakill one of these days

Y'know Each time ya cuss? D'aaww fooey! boy... An angel DIES. ? Great, now keep em comin' boy! HAPPYROADKILL yes pa... We gotta lower God's defenses before Meemaw gets to em! Anyday now!

Y'know Each time ya cuss? D'aaww fooey! boy... An angel DIES. ? Great, now keep em comin' boy! HAPPYROADKILL yes pa... We gotta lower God's defenses before Meemaw gets to em! Anyday now!

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Daddy goes out for milk

Hey so umm... Would you mind if I called you Daddy- Christ. Course not! That sounds... hot??? omg... Y'know what'd be even hotter?? Whatever, just don't think about it... HAPPYROADKILL Wearing these- Oh. Dude, I can't see anything- IT'S FINE Just put on your orthopedics. Now to have you watch cable news and occassionally clear your throat super F------ loud Th...that's great, sport!! I'm gonna go on a real quick milk run, kay? My what? RATTLE BATTLE

Hey so umm... Would you mind if I called you Daddy- Christ. Course not! That sounds... hot??? omg... Y'know what'd be even hotter?? Whatever, just don't think about it... HAPPYROADKILL Wearing these- Oh. Dude, I can't see anything- IT'S FINE Just put on your orthopedics. Now to have you watch cable news and occassionally clear your throat super F------ loud Th...that's great, sport!! I'm gonna go on a real quick milk run, kay? My what? RATTLE BATTLE

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this comic was literal months in the making

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Smokey retires

Hi kids, Smokey here! Meet my good pal, Pipey the Pipebomb! FI PEY SMOKEY ли TECHNICAL SMOKEY DIFFICULTIES BROKEY He may not seem good at preventing forest fires now... PLEASE STAND BY HAPPYROADKILL Exon But when he teams up with his good pal Maily the Mailbox of an Oil Executive- Hi kids, Ember here... Sadly Smokey decided it was time to retire.

Hi kids, Smokey here! Meet my good pal, Pipey the Pipebomb! FI PEY SMOKEY ли TECHNICAL SMOKEY DIFFICULTIES BROKEY He may not seem good at preventing forest fires now... PLEASE STAND BY HAPPYROADKILL Exon But when he teams up with his good pal Maily the Mailbox of an Oil Executive- Hi kids, Ember here... Sadly Smokey decided it was time to retire.

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